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Unyun

Make a soccer team to win the world cup out of athletes that play real sports

Giannis
Zion williamson
Justin jefferson
Tyreek hill
Nick Chubb
Lebron James
Christian mccaffrey
Shaq, bros 50 would still body these goofy ass soccer players
Jaylen Waddle
Joel embiid
ja'marr chase

Messi is like 2' 7" and didnt even look that short next to his teamates any of these guys could literally eat entire teams. American athletes are smarter faster and stronger unfortunately we send nobodies to play for the world cup and still make ro16

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babysasuke

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why would i want real athletes to play sakka

thats like yay playing roblox

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Gutssz

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wdym?
yay and roblox best duo

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babysasuke

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but roblox is for kids, like sakka

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roblox surprisingly has its own esports style shooter and alot of kids on that are also somehow immortal-radiant level players on valorant and other games like halo cs r6 etc etc.

Roblox may be a kids game but theres alotta mfs on that shit that arent playing jailbreak.

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4rrowlol

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Said no one ever

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Phantom forces>>> valorant. And you get to improve by playing cheaters once every 2 games. So much better than valroant. They even have capture the flag and king of the hill, best game modes ever BTW. Valorant has nothing on phantom forces. Phantom forces diffs valorant in so many ways. Way more guns which are also behind a pay wall unless you grind for years too. 7/10 would recommend.

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dw its just for like a month, they all get to go on vacation bodying kids, win back some american pride, prove to the world why we have the best athletes, then go back to playing real sports fully rested.

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shaq

respectfully this mf is like 300 pounds

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Unyun

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exactly, any soccer player comes near him and their sissy instincts kick in and they fly backwards screaming for the ref as he will have accidently lightly bumped into them with his enormous stature. Once he has the ball he can store it inbetween his massive tree trunk legs and no one is getting it back until he kicks it so hard he breaks the sound barrier into the net

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yeah but what about c9?

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Unyun

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C9 shaq won master 7 mumbai

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fIuid

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stay out of this canadian

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bro got shaq and unyun mixed up

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Sushi_

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Isn't Giannis greek? Or is he just of greek origin?

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Steph is going for a shot from the logo lmfaooo

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Hes making it 35% of time dw

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PigExe

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That's a fucking cheat code

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Sushi_

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make steph goalkeeper, he can just pick up the ball and make cross court shots ez. He'll get em like 42% of the time

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Lol nfl players trash soccer players every day of the week

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brobeans

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give me 11 Tyreek Hills on the field

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soccer literal RNG sport depending on who paid off the ref or who hit a lucky PK

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Being built like a mountain contributes very little in football seeing as you don't have to beat the shit out of eachother to win like handegg
Why bother being 3 foot taller than the opposition when your burger ass can't catch up to them to begin with.

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There's not a single person in the WC as fast as Tyreek Hill lol

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Beyonder2

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Tyreek Hill top speed 23.24 mph
Kylian Mbappe top speed 23.61 mph

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Unyun

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Tyreek running in pads while stiff arming 900 pound sausage men mbappe running in an open field wearing nothing but speedos but ok

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Unyun

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Half these guys are wide recievers, they could outrun those slow ass soccer players running backwards

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Giannis is greek and also this WC is so shady you can probably buy wins, dont know why the US didnt do that.

Steph, Tyreek Hill, Ja Morant, Odell Beckham, Patrick Mahomes, Jalen Hurts, Lyrie Irving, and then some of our best trackstars/gymnasts.

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That team might beat USA women's team, congratulations.

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Unyun

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Any nfl team could practice soccer for a month and win the world cup but ok, cope and seethe the best player in your sport is 3' 2"

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Mkin11

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I am sure the dolphins could totally made a run for it

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Dybala21

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Stop reading at soccer

sorry