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Registered: | September 12, 2022 |
Last post: | February 18, 2023 at 10:43 PM |
Posts: | 122 |
and actually looked competitive
bruhwhat they looked like shit
Not talking about the pro scene
Q times: Valorant < OW2
Gunplay: Valorant > OW2
Satisfaction: Valorant < OW2
Pace: Valorant < OW2
Agent diversity: Valorant < OW2
Maps: Valorant > OW2
Difficulty: Valorant < OW2
OW2: 5
Valulrante: 2
OW clears valolrant ez
bunch of no names vs the best player in the world with a top 3 igl
Like who tf are destrian and molsi, actual no name shitters vs yay and leaf both top 15 players itw
Your actually stupid if you think Vit get a map off C9 tf
Tyreek running in pads while stiff arming 900 pound sausage men mbappe running in an open field wearing nothing but speedos but ok
Any nfl team could practice soccer for a month and win the world cup but ok, cope and seethe the best player in your sport is 3' 2"
Half these guys are wide recievers, they could outrun those slow ass soccer players running backwards
exactly, any soccer player comes near him and their sissy instincts kick in and they fly backwards screaming for the ref as he will have accidently lightly bumped into them with his enormous stature. Once he has the ball he can store it inbetween his massive tree trunk legs and no one is getting it back until he kicks it so hard he breaks the sound barrier into the net
dw its just for like a month, they all get to go on vacation bodying kids, win back some american pride, prove to the world why we have the best athletes, then go back to playing real sports fully rested.
Make a soccer team to win the world cup out of athletes that play real sports
Messi is like 2' 7" and didnt even look that short next to his teamates any of these guys could literally eat entire teams. American athletes are smarter faster and stronger unfortunately we send nobodies to play for the world cup and still make ro16
your name is misspelled + Lnatic flair
Literally his entire team was built around him. Fns spent 26 hours a day coming up with new ways for yay to left click on people with an op, crashies spent the entire game looking at his hud lining up utility for him, and victor literally fucking threw himself into sites like a kamikaze to give him just a modicum of space, and marved was matchfixing to pay for yay's pc, which he would break after every round so they could get a tech pause. Clown9 will not be able to set him up like that whatsoever, and yay will be exposed as the fraud op abuser he is.
Without his tech pauses he cannot
edit: meant franchising
wtf bro why are you joking about migrant workers dying
See how fucking boring soccer is -> Make better sport -> profit
college football games more exciting than the world cup finals kkkkkkkkk
Nah I watched germany vs japan, shit was boring even the goals were shit besides the one time the japanese player juked like 3 guys and still wasnt as exciting as an average play in american football
Lets just spend an hour and a half kicking a ball back an forth while the fans take a nap and occasionally fake an injury so i can get a free kick and win the 2 hour game 1 - 0
American football players are tough and spend the whole game tackling people and getting tackled and literally wrestling each other mid sprint
soccer players fall to the ground crying if anyone even brushes them
Tough American football players > crybaby soccer players
Just because you can beat us in an irrelevant shit sport no one cares abt (soccer) doesnt mean the USA doesnt own your country
bro is 100% obese with no friends bro get some friends and talk to girls
both shit tier sports only ilovefrozenblueberries watches rugby
Volleyball f tier tf u mean only good for looking at pretty girls shit sport
Cryo had ayrin and dephh on his team and he qualified twice but ok
hows he gonna shit on the europoors if he cant even shit amerifats kekw
which international lan did dicey play at kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
fried chicken joint + dicey better than every emea team no cap
Bran New users are extremely intellectual beings who fully understand the vlr.gg culture and do not have any bad takes
What team do you think is gonna come out of the left field and place really high? Personally, I think furia will own everyone but who knows
EMEA bots overate the fuck out of him for no reason, Fnc is only good cause alfajer and derke are insane + the supporting cast has been ok. Boaster is a mid af igl on a team full of superstars and yet ppl keep attributing their success to his mid igling
Hes getting scammed harder than the players he just doesnt realize it yet
Ok bro some poverty T2 org totally getting chosen over LOUD or the team that won TI or the teams at worlds, keep dreaming
the biggest paycheck stealer in esports rn, any esport.
Imo its boaster, bro signed a 3 year contract to be a mid af igl on a team with leo derke and alfajer
team liquid and fnatic that high is a fucking joke and KOI not being that high make this list some clown shit holy
lmfao they kicked their dogshit coach and a sub, and still got knocked out by the joke that is shitnatic in champs, couldnt even qual for copenhagen, and completely fluked a qual to reyjavik lmfao
C9 have yay and leaf they solo Whomegalul vincere ez
Sen weren't trying they were busy collecting the bag + sick had a family emergency so they couldnt win
C9 execs fucking trolled with curry, not the teams fault, with xeta they wouldve dominated alongside optic ez.
Plus doesnt matter what they did cause Xset stepped up and started bodying emea teams lmfao
Meanwhile lulquid just embarresed all of eu lmfao
& flukEnvy)
they fluked so hard they won the next tourney, then made top 3 at copenhagen, then champs finals.
What happened to gambit? didnt qualify for shit and exploded lmao
What happened to TL? Flopped and didnt do shit all through 2022 lmfao carried by scream
What happened to Acend? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
meanwhile na
What happened to Envy? they became optic and dominated everything throughout the next year
What happened to c9? They got Yay and are now the best team in the world kekw
What happened to Sen? They have a fresh roster that look like the 3rd best team in the world
but mald harder eu frog, the only genetic advantage you have is dogshit teeth and an inability to not kill your neighbors