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But of course my dear geospliced! It's got to be a tie between a creamy potato puree and fries.

I photoshopped my ID so I could enter an 18+ karaoke. Good question.

Dear ilovefrozencranberries,
Why, I personally do not enjoy donning such long socks of the pattern you mentioned. However, if I imagine it on a person of my liking, I could certainly see it as a clothing item I'd prefer to see regularly.

Hope that helps,
geospliced

If you want graphite just break the tip of your pencil off 💀
Idk about uranium tho

Msg my telegram for uranium, I got methods

Brilliant question. I believe graphite is sold commerically? I'm not exactly sure, I'll have to look into it. However, U-238 on the other hand is a different beast in and of itself. I'd probably have to embark on the long, torturous journey of becoming a scientist/chemist and finding work in a nuclear reactor involving the usage of U-238 to even get a chance of stealing some (I don't think they'd let me just take some for free). Of course, I might die if I do but that's irrelevant to the question.

pick me

I live in Milan, Italy. It's a large city in the Northern province of Lombardy and it also boasts the highest GDP among all the other cities in Italy. :D

I've never had one before, but I'm assuming you have to start by being nice to them or something generic among those lines.

You should ask this to K0rya, I hear he is incredibly knowledgable about femboys

First of all wait 3-6 years for geospliced himself to establish some form of a life for himself, and you can choose to either approach him during Uni, or after that.
Second, you must establish a positive relationship with him, and treat him with respect and whatnot. You must be genuine and sincere in your interactions, and if he reciprocates your goodwill with his own, then that could only mean advancement in your relationship.
Third, have him ask you out or ask him out yourself. Marriage should be the final product of dating. You should spend a decent amount of time with geospliced. He is not very needed, but when he does he expects you to be there to listen to him vent about life or something like that.
Fourth, get engaged. After spending a large amount of quality time together, geospliced might propose to you or something. If marriage is your ultimate goal then saying "yes" should be the answer you're looking to give.
Fifth, get married.

What the heck did I just write...?

hit imm first then show her your rank
its a failsafe stratergy

Dear Zastio,
I understand how you feel, and although I haven't made any progress in the romance sector of my life, I'll give you some tips to get started on what I believe should be the right path.

1. Take it easy/slow. Nobody likes some random person who approaches them out of the blue. Start by saying hello, good morning, or any such greeting that is appropriate when passing by each other (I'm assuming you don't know her well).
2. If you get replies, that'd be a good sign. That means that she acknowledges your existance and that she's willing to put effort into interacting with you, although a simple greeting might not seem like much.
3. What I do to get friendly with a girl (but this applies to anyone really), is that I offer help. Offer some help on subjects you're strong in, and if she's doing fine academically, maybe offer to study together (this I've tested and the results are pretty good).
4. Have meaningful conversations. Once you warm up to her/she gets warmed up to you, have some meaningful conversations! Being sincere will really distinguish and set you apart from any other guy who's just trying to get into a relationship (I trust you have good eye). A nice convo starter I utilize often is "What are your plans for the future?" This topic could start a long, meaningful conversation that will not just help you get to know the girl better, but will improve your relationship as a whole. If she doesn't know, then ask her what she likes to do or smth, and offer some career paths that she may like. (This only works if you're a student).

That's about all I've accomplished. I'm sorry I can't help that much, but I hope it was of some use to read all that.
Good luck and best wishes,
geospliced

Yes I am, I am maidenless and in my opinion that sets me apart from all the irresponsible mentally damaged nobodies trying to gain clout by copulating with the popular girls in the restrooms. Of course, call me a loser or something but I think it's best that I get to those activites when I'm older.

I love playing Valorant in the weekends, I like writing stories during breaks at school, and I also enjoy cooking for my friends when they come over. During holiday breaks, I like to visit zoos/aquariums of different cities, and I like to take walks downtown and go out for some boba or delicious treats. When summer holiday arrives, I enjoy traveling to distant countries, and spending time with family and friends mainly through karaoke and stuff. I really like singing and meeting/interacting with new people too! Hope that answers your question but I could most certainly find other things I like to do.

Never tried, but I've heard great things about it.

When you put on the cat ears

When the accumulation of your experiences finally bloom into a masterpiece
While waiting, look to the simple things to keep you happy
While fighting, sometimes saving some energy will prove fruitful in the long run
When the day is bright and cheerful, and when you have people you can rely on
When you can find love not just for others but for yourself
When you have patience and determination and pure perseverance will you truly find salvation at the end of the long, dark tunnel.
If you need to, feel free to reach out and I'll be willing to hold your hand all the way until the end if I must. Good luck, CoCloudy.

I had two subjects I loved when I was young, and I still do to some degree: geography and geology. To splice means to bring them together. So, geospliced basically means me, because I am a product of the things I'm curious about and love. Hope that helps!

hi my friend anyth1ng. I don't think I'm adorable, but I will most certainly accept that compliment.😊I'm just good-ol' geospliced trying to be as happy as I possibly can. Interacting with the vlr community makes me happy, and you're one of the users who helps vlr make me happy, so may the winds always blow in your favor.

I guess I'd say that I like how prestigious of a country it is historically. It's got culture, cuisine, and craftsmanship like no other. However, the unfortunate thing is that if anyone follows European news, one would see that Italy's not got a bright future, which is why I'm looking to get out of this aging country as soon as I graduate. Which is why I must work hard! Lots of kids in Milan live off of old money, which lets them get away with basically anything. I know kids my age who own four apartment complexes in the same building, goes to luxurious resorts in the Maldives during the summer, and spends all their weekends drinking and engaging in uncivilized activities. I actually have to work hard to get somewhere, and I hate how society allows some of these spoiled brats to get away without doing much work at all. Anyways, I'm rambling, I'm sorry, it's a sensitive topic for me :(

You flatter me! 😊 You've literally never seen my face before haha. But using your logic, I can also ask, yaiima0, how are you such a hottie?

You know what? I've been thinking of getting into baking pizzas. How about I make you a nice mushroom and cheese pizza if our paths ever cross?

I do not think I am, but different people see things differently, so if you do, please advice me on how I can seem less of a femboi. Being feminine is basically illegal in my family, and it's a crime with disownment as a punishment. I don't dare overstep my boundaries.

I have met three amazing people irl from Sao Paulo, and I really like the Amazon rainforest and its biodiversity. I do certainly hope it can increase the potency of its initiatives to protect the rainforest, but I know that's a tall task. I can only wish Brazil the best and it is indeed somewhere I hope to visit in the future.

Unfortunately, I do not. Although I do hope I can get into it in the future.

I'm afraid not.

I can't determine, but I'm sure it's different for everyone. As of the moment, it runs on infinite for me, because the people around me have given me so much I can only run on infinite. However, I have experienced slower times, times when it runs like a film from the 1900s.

Hi Dolphin! This is the conclusion i came up to:

The smallest possible measurement of time is called 'Planck Time' Planck Time Wikipedia

Its approximately 10^-43 seconds, written out it would be: 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds.
That would mimic a 'frame' in Real Life.

Now you only have to find out how many of those 'frames' find place in a second. This can be achieved by doing 1 (for one second) / 10^-43 (for one frame) = 10^43 -> 10 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 FPS!

Absolutely not!!!!!1!!

Hmmmmm. You should be able to visit the shoreline, I hear the beaches up northeast are pretty nice and chill. I'm sorry I can't give too much advice on this particular topic, because I've never been to Monfalcone. But the Friuli Venezia Giulia is one of the more interesting regions imo, so you should be able to have some fun no matter what you do. You could probably also take a walk and see some historic places. Most Italian towns are rich in history and I'm sure Monfalcone is the same in that regard.

Goodnight dont let the femboys bite your toes

Thank you for the question, underdog_Supporter.
Am I happy? It's not an easy question to answer but I think what I should be saying here is: yes. I think I'm happy for the most part.
Am I okay? Once again, life is full of so many things that it's hard to truly determine whether or not I am "okay". However, if I consider all the factors like school, social life, family life, mental health, and all that; I think I can say that yes, I am okay.

Dear Sanax, I'm sorry if this is how it is, but I did not have any significant dreams last night.

Kai__ this is an excellent question. My favorite movie is Treasure Planet, the Disney one, and my favorite series (if you're talking movie series) is the Lord of the Rings franchise. However, if by series you mean like the ones that have episodes that are usually less than an hour long, then I'd say my favorite series is one called The Legend of the Blue Sea (it's a K drama but I don't watch a lot of shows). Hope this answer is of your liking, please don't be afraid to tell me your favorite movie and series :)

Hmmmmm... good question! I usually just buy it from the store and simply boil it but I guess I could share my spaghetti recipe.

1. Mix some flour and salt together in a bowl (preferrably a big one)
2. Create a volcano shape with the flour-salt mix, and crack some eggs into the dent/depression you made in the center of the volcano.
3. You have to do this strange motion where you take the flour-salt mix on the sides and bottom and try to combine it in the middle with the eggs.
4. Knead everything until it makes a ball shape
5. Let it rest for like... 30 mins to an hour I'm not exactly sure how long tbh.
6. Cut the big ball into several pieces.
7. Flatten a piece, and put some flour on it. Gently fold it until it is at a length you find easy to cut.
8. Cut the flattened, gently folded piece with a knife or sharp blade. If successful, it should create a thin strip of dough.
9. Repeat step 7 and 8 several times until the dough is used up.
10. Cook or freeze, your choice. I'd cook.
    This should help you make some nice tagliatelle, which is the closest I've gotten to actually making spaghetti. (I think you need a special spaghetti mold to get the circular cylindrical ones you see in restaurants and places)

Hope this helps!

Zerphyr1, one of the vlr users I've known for the longest...

• My valorant rank is D2.
• My IP address and home address are not available.
• I do not lie often, but if I think hard, the biggest lie I've probably told is that I always tell my parents I do a lot of homework but I don't.
• My favorite country is probably a three-way-tie between Germany (I like its food), Italy (it's my home), and China (the best Asian country I've visited). I've yet to visit several countries I think I'd really enjoy, such as Japan, Australia, and the UK among other nice countries.
• My top three favorite online communities is a difficult one, because due to time limits, I can only choose to spend it interacting with so many different communities, which happens to not be a lot.
  1. There's this discord server I share with a bunch of online friends, so that counts ig.
  2. There's this other discord server I share with a few online friends, so that counts ig.
  3. vlr.gg (I've only been on this platform for... a bit more than 4 months).

I know I didn't answer some of the questions very well, but I did to the best of my ability right now. Cheers Zerphyr1!

I'd start by going on a diet as well as finding a form of exercise you can perform on a regular basis.

Great question. I have some friends who are seniors and about to graduate, so they're very busy. However, most of the bunch of them played LoL on an unhealthy basis, which was not particularly good because they needed to study and stuff. Therefore, what I suggest is that you think about your future. "Will playing LoL instead of studying for my finals help me in the future?" If no, then get studying ig. I'm sorry I can't really be of any help here but I hope your finals go well.

Honestly, I'd probably accept my fate and die if I don't find my way out.

Looking back at this question... what the heck? How'd you think of this one? lol

No

I'd certainly like to believe so. Obviously, it's going to be difficult, but I don't think it isn't impossible.

I have not! I shall certainly look to try it out when I get the opportunity though!

he is mine leave em alone 😡

I would love to go out on an unromantic date with you danii1 (I'm assuming you're a guy).

Hmmmm. I'm not some medical/psychological professional, but I'd say you should identify just exactly why you are doing it, and try to avoid the reason. Sorry I can't say much more than that.

yeah around 25-30 is healthy

I've never done that before, but I think 18 times is pretty excessive...

My dear Nachtel,

I am fine, thank you for asking. It has indeed been a while since we've last conversed.
If the Subreezy you're thinking about is that one guy who really hates NAVI and has not been active for quite some time, then I will say that until I have personally spoken with them, I will refrain from judging based off of message history alone.

Have a wonderful day,
geospliced

I really like nats. He's a great player, a decent human being, and I find his playstyle particularly relatable because I too enjoy ratting in Valorant.

Dear Nachtel,

I fixed it.

Good day to you,
geospliced

b0$k

To be honest, I don't know much about him, but from what I've seen, he looks like a pretty good player!

Dear oofington,

I understand, and I shall allow for an extention to 11:59 pm this Friday the 15th. The final worth in terms of grade percentage by the way, is roughly 10%, which if you think about the Internal Assessment, makes quite some sense doesn't it? I'd recommend 40 minutes of studying every day consistently to be a good choice, but it's ultimately up to you.

Good luck,
geospliced

I didn't actually give you an extention, and I don't know how much the final worth in terms of grade percentage is. Sorry :(

Dear Poge,
our camaraderie is like no other

I hope this message finds you well and in spirits just as fine. Your eloquent and thought-provoking words have indeed sparked a sense of curiosity within me. The intersection of quantum mechanics and general relativity, and the quest to discover a unified theory, is a topic that has seldomly appeared among my ponderings, but it does indeed fascinate me.

A contemplation on the profound essence of reality can indeed lead to so much. The complex concepts of consciousness, the arrow of time, and the multiverse hypothesis, while mostly being out of my knowledge panel, are all complex topics that may resonate deeply with the main one at hand. It is most certainly a testament to the boundless mysteries that surround our existence. While I am certainly not the most knowledgable in these topics, I am more than eager to engage in a discourse with you. I, geospliced, shall accompany you in exploring the intricate masterpiece of reality and we shall contribute our musings to the ongoing intellectual dialogue.

While we shall embark upon this journey of intellectual discovery together, delving into the depths of the fundamental fabric that weaves our reality. I am puzzled as to which insights and ideas we should start to share. My dear Poge, if you may start us off, I think we could have a thoughtful conversation that may help us both foster a shared understanding of the enigmatic essence that defines our universe.

All the best to one of my dearest friends,
geospliced

I attend an international school, so people come and go very often. I do not. I've met many nice girls I've crushed on, and I've built many intricate friendships with them. However, as if having been forsaken by god himself, the girls I end up liking always end up moving just in time for our relationship to not blossom into something more. This is the issue that has plagued the romance in my life, and unfortunately there is nothing I can do.

Nowadays, while I have become more experienced, more knowledgable in the mission to finding a partner, I have looked to the future. I've got very few years left in Italy. After graduation, I plan on going to university overseas. Therefore, it is in my best interest to not pursue love at the moment. However, the door to my mind is not closed. I simply don't want to stick my head out to wave at anyone. If someone comes along and I accept them as a decent human person, and if that someone does reach out to me to initiate a relationship, perhaps I'll give it a try. But who knows? I've never been asked out before, and in society nowadays love is more of a illusion than something real anyways.

I don't think so. As long as you get plenty of exercise and you do not eat anything else then it should be fine. I have a younger brother who only eats chicken mcnuggets on road trips so you should be fine. But remember to take your time chewing and don't wolf everything down.