I just got back from the end of the 2023 season. DRX just lost the grand finals to Furia at Champions. Ask me anything
edit: the time police have requested I mention everything in this thread is a joke
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melon_fan [#2]what happen to yay
DSG finished 2nd in the Ascension tournament after losing to M80. George Geddes reported hes headed back to Cloud9 but george has lost mop of his credibility after he incorrectly said Sentinels were pulling out of partnership due to financial issues
LyCan52 [#5]what will happen on 3 June,2023 ?
fnatic board the wrong flight to tokyo and end up stuck in dubai
Ryan9500 [#11]fnatic board the wrong flight to tokyo and end up stuck in dubai
I knew something funny will happen on 3 June,2023 thx for the information
Ryan9500 [#12]yes but she ends up being character development
damn...Would you like to be my gf then?
Zorontom [#14]What is the playing 5 roster of EG?
They got knocked out in LCQ with the roster of BcJ, apoth, Demon1, Ethan, and Boostio. Theyve since picked up Florescent as their official 10th
Jdang_SG [#15]damn...Would you like to be my gf then?
I would never want to give you character development
MourninggStarr [#18]what stocks should i invest in
Clorox, Park Hotels, Target, Nordstrom, and Levi Strauss (this is not actual financial advice)
BoF7ooM [#20]Send me the May 2023 Alevels papers pweasee 🥺🥺
the Alevels actually end up getting cancelled after Into The Breach win the 2023 BlastTV CSGO major
Ryan9500 [#16]They got knocked out in LCQ with the roster of BcJ, apoth, Demon1, Ethan, and Boostio. Theyve since picked up Florescent as their official 10th
why did EG add another tier 4 player to their team? what was the reason
Ryan9500 [#21]the Alevels actually end up getting cancelled after Into The Breach win the 2023 BlastTV CSGO major
LFGG!!
Gutssz [#22]why did EG add another tier 4 player to their team? what was the reason
Florescent actually proved herself even more throughout 2023 and there was a large bidding war amongst franchised teams for her. This is the first move EG has been praised for in recorded history
Ryan9500 [#19]Clorox, Park Hotels, Target, Nordstrom, and Levi Strauss (this is not actual financial advice)
OMG BUYING NOW!! 📈📈📈📈
Simp4S0m [#28]So basically Furia is 2023 champs winner and NRG is Tokyo winner right
Furia win Champs, NRG finish 3rd at Tokyo after back to back losses to Fnatic and EDG. Fnatic win Tokyo to be the first back to back winners
Zorontom [#30]Is something fragging?
Yes but PRX end up falling short of both Tokyo and Champs, and the entire roster except for d4v41 has been put into free agency. Currently he is rumored to be joining Karmine Corp
Shanvel [#31]What happens to C9.. hoping for a #C9WIN
C9 barely squeak into playoffs with a 5-4 record but fall one match short of Tokyo. They run it back through LCQ and take down 100T in the finals to secure a spot at Champions. There they make it to upper semis before losing back to back matches to Furia and Navi.
zeldrols [#33]What happens to GE?
The roster goes 2-7 in their spring split, only winning over RRQ and DFM. They find their form right ahead of Pacific LCQ, but fall short to Talon in the finals
yungbasel [#37]W thread.
Do KC ever fix their shit?
no
sideshow now gets more viewers than tarik when KC is playing
Pengu12 [#40]Does dephh become good?
yes, sen qualify for tokyo in a win over c9 where he goes +21 over 3 maps
solrfy [#42]what happens to sen
qualify as 3rd seed to Tokyo and bomb out with losses to DRX and FUT, then finished 7th-8th at Champs after an impressive groups run but losing to EDG and Liquid back to back
Ryan9500 [#34]C9 barely squeak into playoffs with a 5-4 record but fall one match short of Tokyo. They run it back through LCQ and take down 100T in the finals to secure a spot at Champions. There they make it to upper semis before losing back to back matches to Furia and Navi.
I'll take it.. thank you for this lol 🥂
Ryan9500 [#44]qualify as 3rd seed to Tokyo and bomb out with losses to DRX and FUT, then finished 7th-8th at Champs after an impressive groups run but losing to EDG and Liquid back to back
I’ll take it
Ryan9500 [#29]Furia win Champs, NRG finish 3rd at Tokyo after back to back losses to Fnatic and EDG. Fnatic win Tokyo to be the first back to back winners
I like this future alot
Zorontom [#46]Does an OCE player ever play a lan?
I recieved reports from another time traveller that WRONSKI makes it to Masters 2 in 2024
Manaphy [#49]How good of a season does s0m have?
s0m has a few standout performances but his impact is shown more through NRG's teamwork and cohesion rather than flashy individual plays. He recieves the platchat award for most underrated player at the end of the year
Dokka [#52]What happens to KOI and Talon?
KOI fail to accomplish anything in the regular season but have a strong showing at LCQ, placing 3rd behind Heretics and Liquid
_angelmrm_ [#53]What about heretics?xd
Heretics finish 7th in the regular season with wins over KOI and BBL, and go on a major run at LCQ where keloqz and mixwell are both in form. They lose in a grueling 5 maps series to liquid where sayf and keloqz both drop 100+ kills over 5 maps
DrudaL [#55]Can you confirm RRQ disband?
RRQ released their entire roster at the end of the season and now nobody is sure whats going to happen
Nachtel [#50]John Titor the Cloud9 fan
every future ive travelled to it has not been good to be a c9 fan
MitiYa [#61]what will happen to navi & fnatic in the future ?
Fnatic win Tokyo to be the first back to back winners and then bomb out of groups at Champs with back to back losses to C9 and Giants
Navi finish top 4 at Tokyo after a lower bracket run that gets cut short by EDG, and then finish top 3 at Champs after losing to DRX in the lower final.
Neither team is reported to be making roster moves
kbkdark [#64]MIBR become bad after this good start?
The Union reached which position in Ascension?
LOUD still one of the best teams itw (even tho FURIA became Champions winner)?
MIBR go 1-8 in their first split and bomb out of LCQ, rumors circulate they are trying to pick up the DSG roster but with heat in place of yay
Union qualify for Ascension as the #1 BR seed and take a surprise match off of G2, but lose against M80 and in their rematch against G2
LOUD finish the regular season in 2nd place behind Furia and finish 5th-6th at champs
Ryan9500 [#58]Heretics finish 7th in the regular season with wins over KOI and BBL, and go on a major run at LCQ where keloqz and mixwell are both in form. They lose in a grueling 5 maps series to liquid where sayf and keloqz both drop 100+ kills over 5 maps
Well, at least is something good
Ryan9500 [#67]MIBR go 1-8 in their first split and bomb out of LCQ, rumors circulate they are trying to pick up the DSG roster but with heat in place of yay
Union qualify for Ascension as the #1 BR seed and take a surprise match off of G2, but lose against M80 and in their rematch against G2
LOUD finish the regular season in 2nd place behind Furia and finish 5th-6th at champs
they already won 1 match
Ryan9500 [#60]every future ive travelled to it has not been good to be a c9 fan
We don't have to be champions we need to be atleast NA's top two lol
ar34 [#73]zeta?
Squeak into pacific playoffs but bomb out, then finish 4th at Pacific LCQ. Sugarz3ro and TENNN both enter free agency
Ryan9500 [#32]Yes but PRX end up falling short of both Tokyo and Champs, and the entire roster except for d4v41 has been put into free agency. Currently he is rumored to be joining Karmine Corp
thanks for ruining my year
Al-Mawsil [#82]i think he means international lan
It is an international LAN. The word you are looking for is interregional
beuh [#80]7 questions
- what does 100t accomplish
- what happens to 6Karma
- what happens to kay (game changers)
- who won every accession
- all teams who qualed to tokyo
- craziest roster moves
- who do u think is the best player itw
- zombs
message#29 - you claim NRG make it to Tokyo (league position not specified)
message#44 - you claim Sentinels make it to Tokyo (3rd in league)
message#67 - you claim LOUD make it to Tokyo (2nd in league)
message#67 - you claim Furia make it to Tokyo (1st in league)
Damn how did Americas league scam their way into a 4th spot at masters? Was it favoritism from riot? Are the people mad about it?
DAIH [#89]message#29 - you claim NRG make it to Tokyo (league position not specified)
message#44 - you claim Sentinels make it to Tokyo (3rd in league)
message#67 - you claim LOUD make it to Tokyo (2nd in league)
message#67 - you claim Furia make it to Tokyo (1st in league)Damn how did Americas league scam their way into a 4th spot at masters? Was it favoritism from riot? Are the people mad about it?
o shit... im startinng to think... he's really not a time traveller :OO
DAIH [#89]message#29 - you claim NRG make it to Tokyo (league position not specified)
message#44 - you claim Sentinels make it to Tokyo (3rd in league)
message#67 - you claim LOUD make it to Tokyo (2nd in league)
message#67 - you claim Furia make it to Tokyo (1st in league)Damn how did Americas league scam their way into a 4th spot at masters? Was it favoritism from riot? Are the people mad about it?
I thought top 2 regular season still had to win a match to get to tokyo
beuh [#80]7 questions
- what does 100t accomplish
- what happens to 6Karma
- what happens to kay (game changers)
- who won every accession
- all teams who qualed to tokyo
- craziest roster moves
- who do u think is the best player itw
1) Bomb out of playoffs for Tokyo, lose to C9 in Finals of LCQ
2) Fall short in Ascension, players get poached for Furia and Loud academy teams (which were allowed at the end of 2023)
3) disappeared
4) NA: M80, EMEA: Parla, PACIFIC: Bleed
5) LOUD, Furia, NRG, Sentinels, Navi, Fnatic, Giants, Futbolist, DRX, Geng, T1, PRX, EDG, FPX, KONE, Totoro (Masters tokyo was expanded to 16 teams since it ws the only masters event of the year. However only the top 12 teams qualify straight to champions, with the bottom 4 being sent to each region's LCQ. China set up its own LCQ)
6) 100T Nadeshot
7) Close tie between runi, monyet, crashies, and qw1
ash_knuckles [#83]
- swerl
- n4rrate and mad lions
- does v1 end up winning anything actually cool (non-gc) before they disband
1) disappeared
2) n4rrate poached by TSM after seven steps down
3) V1 placed 2nd at the GC World Championship behind MXM (CLG red team that recieved a full contract from Moist after they got dropped), they plan to compete in Challengers next year
Marshal_D_Teach [#84]Where is Brax and Stewie2k at the end of the year?
Brax has returned to CS2
Stewie would have a brief stint with OR as a 6th man that got some play time, but ultimately returned to content
DAIH [#89]message#29 - you claim NRG make it to Tokyo (league position not specified)
message#44 - you claim Sentinels make it to Tokyo (3rd in league)
message#67 - you claim LOUD make it to Tokyo (2nd in league)
message#67 - you claim Furia make it to Tokyo (1st in league)Damn how did Americas league scam their way into a 4th spot at masters? Was it favoritism from riot? Are the people mad about it?
message#95: LOUD, Furia, NRG, Sentinels, Navi, Fnatic, Giants, Futbolist, DRX, Geng, T1, PRX, EDG, FPX, KONE, Totoro (Masters tokyo was expanded to 16 teams since it ws the only masters event of the year. However only the top 12 teams qualify straight to champions, with the bottom 4 being sent to each region's LCQ. China set up its own LCQ)
FNATIC fans are still up in arms
south_eastindian [#87]did GE win againts RRQ ??? i wanna creat early copy-pasta
yes but it was close and the common consensus was it was a gigabanger battle of the bums
archetype [#90]What happens to GENG and who wins Asia Ascension? What happens to Dplus, Gwangju Shadow and OGS?
Bro wants to know everything 💀
archetype [#90]What happens to GENG and who wins Asia Ascension? What happens to Dplus, Gwangju Shadow and OGS?
GENG make it to Tokyo and Champs, but bomb out of groups at both.
Bleed win Pacific Ascension
OGS, Dplus, and Gwangju all fall short to On Sla2ers in playoffs, who goes to the Ascension tournament
Ryan9500 [#101]GENG make it to Tokyo and Champs, but bomb out of groups at both.
Bleed win Pacific Ascension
OGS, Dplus, and Gwangju all fall short to On Sla2ers in playoffs, who goes to the Ascension tournament
worst timeline
CraigGarth01 [#77]What happens to 100T?
Do they win anything?
100T bomb out of NA playoffs and lose to C9 in LCQ finals. Nadeshot has subbed himself in for bang during the offseason
MagicSpecies [#79]what happens to GENG and PRX??
GENG make it to tokyo and champs but bomb out of groups in both
PRX fail to make it to any international tournaments, and put all their players (including something) up for free agency, except for d4v41
Dokka [#52]What happens to KOI and Talon?
Forgot to answer Talon, they fail to make playoffs for Pacific and have a weak showing at LCQ
Ryan9500 [#43]yes, sen qualify for tokyo in a win over c9 where he goes +21 over 3 maps
Naww 💀💀
That's def delusional
Ryan9500 [#59]RRQ released their entire roster at the end of the season and now nobody is sure whats going to happen
Wwwww
Ryan9500 [#54]I recieved reports from another time traveller that WRONSKI makes it to Masters 2 in 2024
LETS FUCKING GOO
Ryan9500 [#107]Forgot to answer Talon, they fail to make playoffs for Pacific and have a weak showing at LCQ
but u said earlier that GE went short against talon in finals 😶
#35
Ryan9500 [#29]Furia win Champs, NRG finish 3rd at Tokyo after back to back losses to Fnatic and EDG. Fnatic win Tokyo to be the first back to back winners
Which teams from the Americas are participating in the tokyo master?
Ryan9500 [#6]DSG finished 2nd in the Ascension tournament after losing to M80. George Geddes reported hes headed back to Cloud9 but george has lost mop of his credibility after he incorrectly said Sentinels were pulling out of partnership due to financial issues
Not true because now george already cancelled kekw
Why you don't know about that?
Tit [#120]Which teams from the Americas are participating in the tokyo master?
NRG, Furia, SEN, and LOUD (tokyo was expanded to 16 teams since it was the only masters event of the year, with 4 from each league + 4 from china)
NG1nS [#108]does cNed return to his 2021 dominant form Ryan? don't let me down ryan :(
no, but only because Navi play very well together as a team and there was no instance through 2023 where cned had to carry
SAMPV6 [#109]Will SicK come back to Valorant??
he returns as a streamer in October 2023, but was released from Sentinels entirely following what was described as a "mutual dissolution"
thenutoriousPRO [#110]who wins the prem and who wins the cl, also who won balon d'or
valorant related:
where does the gaurds roster go
Guard's roster is currently all FA except for Trent, who is rumored to be going to Liquid as an import. They are looking to stay together but it is appearing increasingly unlikely
Shadow_Monarch [#112]How does Foxy9 do in both Masters and Champions?
Foxy9 has a very poor performance in Tokyo and was on the bench for the group stage of Champions. However he reached form in Champions playoffs and is largely responsibly for their deep run at Champs where they finished 2nd to Furia
JAPANCAFE [#117]most improved player this year ? (from twitter polls, pro opinions stuff like that)
elon musk disabled twitter polls in july, but the common consensus for most improved player was skrossi, who is now the consistent star jett player for GE
Zorontom [#119]anything good happen in SA scene?
skrossi reached peak form towards the end of the season and in LCQ, and as a result has brought a lot more attention to the SA scene in general.
doggyenjoyer [#121]what are the powerball winning numbers from today until the end of 2023?
(I will give you half of the winnings)
here are the winning numbers for the next 5 days
093641445904
972537115203
886475192134
754565428906
446056396589
Nahbooo [#124]What happen with skrossi
messages #134 and #135 (he hits form and is now regarded as one of the top jett players in Pacific, up there with meteor, buzz, foxy9, something, and f0rsaken)
Nahbooo [#123]Not true because now george already cancelled kekw
Why you don't know about that?
the drama he is currently facing is only the start of a long series of unfortunate events for mr geddes
Ryan9500 [#136]the drama he is currently facing is only the start of a long series of unfortunate events for mr geddes
thank god
Ryan9500 [#126]no, but only because Navi play very well together as a team and there was no instance through 2023 where cned had to carry
:(
Ryan9500 [#136]the drama he is currently facing is only the start of a long series of unfortunate events for mr geddes
this is good news.
Phylosium123 [#139]What happens with EDG
EDG finish 2nd at Tokyo to Fnatic and 5th-6th at champs. they are still regarded as chinas best team
Braz [#141]DRX are frauds. We will see what happens when they no longer get to farm t3 pacific teams.
Tenz tweeted after champions that DRX were the first team to 24-0 them, and that Foxy9 is the future of valorant
Manaphy [#142]If any of this is false will you be willing to accept a punishment for your crimes.
Yes because everything ive said thus far has been corrext and true
Braz [#141]DRX are frauds. We will see what happens when they no longer get to farm t3 pacific teams.
You a sentinels fan you got a lot to worry about u bot
Manaphy [#142]If any of this is false will you be willing to accept a punishment for your crimes.
Could be a different timeline but all good
Ryan9500 [#59]RRQ released their entire roster at the end of the season and now nobody is sure whats going to happen
I doubt that will happen 🙄
Braz [#141]DRX are frauds. We will see what happens when they no longer get to farm t3 pacific teams.
Bro made an alt to say that
annoybrocc02 [#153]what would be the biggest upset in 2023?
Americas: KRU beating Leviatan
EMEA: Kcorp winning 5 rounds against Fnatic
Pacific: GE beat PRX 2-0 at LCQ upper semis
ZeRUSia [#154]what happens to DRX/ and will they win something?
DRX finish 5th-6th at Tokyo, and 2nd at Champions
JAPANCAFE [#158]Any roster changes for the teams that didn’t qualify for Tokyo going into the lcq?
no there is a roster lock until after champs
Ricegum [#159]how will FaZe perform in split 2
Squeak into playoffs with a 3-2 record, lose in upper quarters to DSG, then in LR3 to Guard
Ryan9500 [#67]MIBR go 1-8 in their first split and bomb out of LCQ, rumors circulate they are trying to pick up the DSG roster but with heat in place of yay
Union qualify for Ascension as the #1 BR seed and take a surprise match off of G2, but lose against M80 and in their rematch against G2
LOUD finish the regular season in 2nd place behind Furia and finish 5th-6th at champs
Well shit
Ryan9500 [#62]Fnatic win Tokyo to be the first back to back winners and then bomb out of groups at Champs with back to back losses to C9 and Giants
Navi finish top 4 at Tokyo after a lower bracket run that gets cut short by EDG, and then finish top 3 at Champs after losing to DRX in the lower final.
Neither team is reported to be making roster moves
1/2 aint bad
Manaphy [#171]I'm starting to think this guy was a fraud.
Yeah but im a real time traveler and Bikini Bottom Pratahouse will get put into americas league after they kick out evil goobers and then Bikini bottom Pratahouse will continue to win every event in the 2024 season
Conut [#172]Yeah but im a real time traveler and Bikini Bottom Pratahouse will get put into americas league after they kick out evil goobers and then Bikini bottom Pratahouse will continue to win every event in the 2024 season
Oh boy, can't wait!
Manaphy [#175]Is he good?
Must be kept a secret, this player has their ups and downs, but at his peak, above dem0n1
Conut [#176]Must be kept a secret, this player has their ups and downs, but at his peak, above dem0n1
Bet
Manaphy [#171]I'm starting to think this guy was a fraud.
I was spot on with the geddes downfall and sen financial stuff tho (a broken clock is right twice a day)
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