Animals is Adam Levine's self insert twilight fanfic

I thought this was going to be like an 80 page thesis on why eg were/weren't invited to the cookout, I am so disappointed

Rounded to the nearest 60

They're jealous of our food

Also leg hurt good = dopamine in ape brIn
Leg push bigger number. = Dopamine in ape brain

League will never captivate me the way pro Dota does, pro Dota is the definition of cinema purely because of how broken absolutely anything can be

amer*cans

Honestly I'm convinced

Crêpes (sweet or savoury they fuck)

Ahle wurscht on bread (local wurst to Kassel/northern Hesse reminds me of my oma)

Cannelé

I make a mocha and pour in some maple syrup to mix the choco powder so it's less cloggy. Because I have an addiction to sugar and hate having money

Me pls
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Create a tournament bracket single elim remove you least fav agent. Then flip a coin for every matchup and then you have a one trick. Or you know just vibe your way into it

To me it's not that emotional, to you it's not that deep. To the pros who just lost a series and feel like it's their fault and see it who knows

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I went to visit my parents before going abroad tomorrow... By train. I left my passport in my apartment so I had to get the train back and then back to my parents. At 7pm I live 1.5 hours away if I'm lucky. I am fine

I just want to add smth to this.
Ana is one of the best dota players of all time, as a rookie he was part of one of the most dominant rosters they had and then left because of how the community treated him due to what seemed to be him reacting under pressure. A year later that roster implodes and to make TI they ask him to come back out of retirement. They play thro open quals and win TI partly due to how fucking amazing ana was. Then he disappeared again only to rejoin a year later and completely break the game as they play some of the most one-sided dota I've ever seen thro that tournament.
Sometimes I wonder how many other "anas" there are out there who never come back

F0rsaken
Edit: runner, sayf (even tho the latter went back to duelist and they were more successful after the switch)

Posts like this are literally how you get some of the greatest players to quit the pro scenes across esports holy shit.

Bit of a two hit wonder only really remembered for two songs. Kind of a thrifted maroon 5 in that their lead singer is trying way to hard to be hot and sounds all breathy

It is all music theory but yeh for this vid you probably won't need any knowledge

Sideways music video essays are goated unfortunately he went a bit paranoid in regards to thinking another YouTuber was plagiarising but he got me thro my revision his endgame video has the greatest plot twist of all time
https://youtu.be/0mbtI4uRG9I?si=EW4ciX3vVFhLncZi

Download 42 hours of lectures on 3 different devices and subjects earbuds in each ear and overear headphones. 2x speed listen to all 3 simultaneously the hussle to become the smartest never stops

Bro let's the voices win

Na fans when na goes through a grinder to win: omg everyone is so trash
Na fans when an Apac team makes gf back to back and wins: we didn't send our best team, the format was wack, not deserved

They can't conceive that other ppl can click heads better it's embarrassing

Hes just a simple Norwegian man speaking english

Not to be too reductive or saying I agree with what I'm about to say but

Demon1 was a champ like 9 months ago ffs and just had couple of shit games because his whole team played like bunch of premier plumbers

Replace demon1 with yay and post this a year ago

Based, gimme my well groomed muscular twinks I mean..... Yes

Least paranoid NA fan

Awooooooo

I'm still a few years away from doing it but working to get there, I will probably head to the med first but might do some sailing in the Atlantic would love to visit Faroe islands and iceland

I wanna be a sailing yacht designer or just a career sailor who does odd jobs to support a lifestyle of sailing

I've yet to see Kate Bush summon a demon I have witnessed Will Ramos do so

Jokes aside there are obvious costreamers I'm assuming caedrel is costreaming which is as good a starting point as any

Step 1 build a time machine
Step 2 go to when you quit
Step 3 download league
Step 4 start playing

Yes

LISTEN TO MEEE

Champs in Switzerland would finally justify player salaries (this is joke)

Like there's dispute on man made climate change in the "science community" sure it's like 1 guy with a degree in neuroscience arguing against meteorologists but it exists. Also science changes it's like the beautiful thing about science and medicine we update it when it's proven wrong you know like when ppl find out that allowing transitions lowers suicides we give them treatments they need.

"I will agree that I don't know enough about the topic but I will form an opinion on it anyways knowing that I don't know enough" is a fucking insane way to walk away from a conversation

Ngl thought you meant soOn

French flair only existed when Penaud was near the ball yesterday:(

Ignoring the misspelling trust me this is one of the websites where 99% of the community is aware and thinks it's fucked

Emil

Elon has so much more to prove. His attempted image is him as a man ect mark just exists he doesn't shit or put ppl down publicly.
Anyways like in everything Elon is a fraud and will lose

Union
Flag

Lol

True my bad

My guy can't spell ange1 name a player involved in more first kills then him, ill wait

Imagine not knowing the game schedule, talking shit and still being wrong

Nah the real heartbreaker is when you read a book that ruins you emotionally at the same time you're listening to an album on repeat and now it's rly tough consuming either

Copenhagen

Betting companies have enough money they don't need more