Asuna_Yukki should get his own tier at the top for being the OG NRG baiter

Soulcas about to absolutely cook, this man will earn a michelin star by the end of the finals, overall rating of 3.47, 768 ACS, 147 kills, 63 assists

Gonna be like the Valorant equivalent of the Joker without Batman, mfs are gonna be lost and purposeless and go on their redemption arcs or just become lurkers

ANGE1 clears both

MY FUCKING 34 YEAR OLD GOOOOOOAT

His gameplay causes genuine emotional distress in anyone who watches, he lock in Phoenix every map and drops stinker after stinker after stinker

We can NOT let his ass in VCT

I will not follow EMEA any more, I will give up, never again

I will become the number 1 most retarded Americas super fan rage baiter

I will put on a SEN flair

I will tell anyone who calls aspas a stats player to kill themselves

I will make top 10 global players lists and fill it with 5 NA T2 duelists each time

I will no longer acknowledge the genuine brain damage of SEN fans

I will say saving strats every time another region wins a trophy

I will actually watch the SEN invitational

Please PCFIC, lock in, it's now or kurwa never

U mfs are gonna be stuck with some bum like monSi or some shit and I will laugh when that day comes

Bangkok - TH
Toronto - PRX (let me fuckin cope)
Paris - Gen.G (if they keep the roster)

I'm honestly surprised they weren't looking to keep Famsii

Go live in Germany or some shit, trust

Shwmae

Does he speak English? He definitely deserves T1 but both LATAM teams already have insane duelist players

KRU with Saadhak, keznit, Shyy, Mazino and heat would unironically be trophy contenders, and would 100% be the best LATAM squad we'd ever seen

Idk what you mean by opportunists

Surely Meteor and leaf gotta be up there as well

And I've maintained the same friend group for the past 7 years, now I have to start all over

How do I introduce myself to new people and form friendships?

Bombaclat

2021 meta destroyer and 2022 meta destroyer comeback?

Surely they keep Shyy, drop mta and Melser and try and pick up Mazino alongside Saadhak?

keznit, heat, Saadhak, Shyy and Mazino would unironically be international contenders

A dish of lasagne, a plate of BBQ pulled pork, a bowl of fried chicken tenders, a lamb vindaloo, chicken katsu noodles, a deep fried chunk of halloumi, a plate of curly fries, a pint of salted caramel ice cream and 2 litres of dr pepper

My body will smell so utterly detestable afterwards that they'll regret killing me

Nah, SR clearly aren't cut out to make it through open quals to T2, let alone compete in T2. Which begs the question as to why she hasn't already jumped ship to a T2 team and get experience there because you can still play in T2 without being 18. The only real answers are that she either isn't considered good enough by the talent scouts or she doesn't want to. Neither of which bode well for her chances of going for it when she does turn 18

Lock in and don't let those frauds CGN into VCT Benny can NOT be allowed to waste all our time and go 0-11 next season

I will personally move to China and become the second most patriotic youth

Bro wtf, number_1_cNed_fan rebranded and now Kirya is trying to rebrand

dort when he realises SEN are the best Americas team of 2024:

Shao was the one who suggested he switch to smokes, and he said he enjoys it

Blud just wanted smokes for the mid to late round

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/222bec41

Bronzil

https://youtu.be/38En_TYdxcI?si=s9G7_B7hEsUd1ysi

Wait what even happened?

Idk if any other players are big Arsenal fans

https://x.com/L1NKVAL/status/1831090036118557085 violated my boy

Ur a real one for this (tho my goat ScreaM robbed of a mention of his goated Kay/o gameplay (flashed Redgar with a molly))

One teaspoon of coffee, only about a shot of milk and two teaspoons of sugar

VIT drop runneR and Kicks and sign hiro and paTiTek, becoming the second best team in EMEA besides TH, who will lock in and win 2 trophies next year

Yeah but they're basically all teenagers and one unc so I have faith that in time they'll have the mental to win a trophy

Besides, it's not like they get rolled with no fight back in high pressure situations, both finals they played went to all 5 maps

As the number okne RieBNs glazer who is very drunk rn I guarantwee it aas a TH choke not EDG map ban

paTiTek not in form on Madrid + rookie nerves from whole team in Madrid

Wo0t choked in Shanghai finals and benjy had quiet tournament

You act like 2 goats can't coexist

Bro just came out of nowhere and turned into the best initiator in the world, if he wins tomorrow he's deffo my rookie of the year. Most consistent player in internationals of 2024

MiniMew just gapped aspas ion wanna hear shit, he's gonna drop a 654 series ACS tomorrow

Americas is 2-7 against EMEA in elimination matches this year, with their only wins being SEN vs FNC at this Champs and LEV vs VIT in groups

Duelist - Sayf
Flex - Chronicle/Wo0t/trexx
Initiator - RieNs/Leo
Controller and IGL - Boo
Sentinel - benjyfishy/Alfajer/nAts

Where is NA in top 3?

No more annoying ass SEN fans until SEN Invitational 2024

Lmao, lmfao even

Damn I was cooking here icl

Finally recognition that RieNs is the best player on Heretics

Hair (shit is magnificent)

The strongest abuser of today vs the strongest abuser in history

Kyedae's personality literally starts and stops at "Let's go Tyson! Nooo Tyson" Idk why she bothers costreaming games that aren't SEN cuz she has zero input

They're going to be the second team in history to make the full lower bracket run