I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

Congratulations dude

I touched him before

I left, it was so bad

I knew thered be a psion joke

You'll be fine then, most major works are published in those langs

VLR discord server orrr?

New round started, sorry lobby people

What language do you speak? Russian?

is gam

Thank you joiners! Just a few more to start now!

Thank you Furyeue2

Wait, if you actually do want to start reading, ask me for book recco's based on your taste. I love spreading the joy of literature!

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0180f55c80

Still bored at work

Join up, its better than skribbl

I recommend you to read The Picture of Dorian Gray.

As many as it takes to keep my wife pregnant! She is my reddit karma farmer!

Keep it up!

I actually said this 43 weeks ago, as my young son was craving the confection on a long drive. My pregnant wife had just rolled out of bed and called us, to tell me that the computer kept going off with reddit notifications of awards, and oh hoh hoh, was I in a good mood! So I looked at my son, smiling, and he looked at me sideways, his cheeky grin slant against the backdrop of rolling hills just past the window. So I began accelerating rapidly, changing over into oncoming traffic, weaving lanes. He quickly grew scared, realizing that I was in cookie mode. All he'd wanted was a bite of chocolatey chunky goodness, but he has clearly bitten off more than he can chew! That darling little scamp tried opening the car door, in a last ditch effort. I locked them of course. As he starts to breathe more erratically, trying his best not to let the situation overcome him with fear, I turned to him and said:
"Cookies are great"

i mean if you NEED to be on vlr during school, just do that. I'd recommend studying though.

Hotspot your phone and route that connection through a VPN on your phone. Then connect to the hotspot instead of your school's wifi.

Thanks, I actually really appreciate that

Please trash them on the podcast. Your reach and influence might end this fad

This is a bruhmphrey piece, it is not meant to be read, but rather gawked at for its length.

Edited to remove content.
All Bruhmphrey posts to be removed at a later date.

Me when crash bandicoot enters my home unexpectedly

im so goofy ahh, finna crash out blud,

Autonomic response, Simpson.

Today when I walk I saw like outside and like I realize that outside is a lot like valorant. When i go through door to go walk outside it like remind me valorant because i know door from double door i wonder whether it was wallbangable then i go further and i realize the wind is like jett who is my favorite agent in the game and she is wind power so yeah real outside is remind me of valorant i hope i can rank up irl too so i can move out of my small home and leave my sad life behind

Today when I walk I saw like outside and like I realize that outside is a lot like valorant. When i go through door to go walk outside it like remind me valorant because i know door from double door i wonder whether it was wallbangable then i go further and i realize the wind is like jett who is my favorite agent in the game and she is wind power so yeah real outside is remind me of valorant i hope i can rank up irl too so i can move out of my small home and leave my sad life behind

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Was on a call with saadhak rn, he burst into tears. It was the first time I've heard him crying in our 12 year long friendship. He told me that just before the walkouts, potter and a Riot admin went over to aspas' PC and changed a few settings, aspas checked his PC and found nothing. After the game aspas was emotionally hurt so just before getting up he opened vlr.gg to see the reactions here, but, what he saw was disgusting. The site took 15 seconds to load. Aspas quickly called saadhak and saadhak yelled, "Run the fucking speed test!". Aspas hurridly opened ookla speedtest and found out he played on 10% packet loss and 60ms ping. Then immediately an admin came and wiped their PC's data and smirked and whispered to Saadhak, "Leaf clears." and left. I'm completely heartbroken.

You know, I know. We all know that NRG lost to BLG on group stage. Well, truth to be told, and Ardiis if you're here, let's come clean now, enough of hiding the hard cold truth to everyone especially the fans. The reason why NRG lost is because of Ardiis. Why? Well look at this photo, https://twitter.com/Demon1___/status/1696216303319883910?s=19 it's Demon1 standing on the desk right? Well if NRG actually tried; they would win Champs 2023 easily. So if that is the case then Ardiis would be the one standing on top of the desk, but unlike Demon1, Ardiis is not as light as he is and would fall and embarrass himself because he was too heavy, the desk would not be able to support ardiis and would fall and break the desk. Everyone in LA would laugh including famous celebrities such as Elon Musk, Ben Affleck and Tyson Ngo; an embarrassment infront of this kind of a crowd is too embarrassing and would cause Ardiis to get dropped. I knew all of this so I'd already warn Ardiis and NRG about this so they intentionally lost to BLG twice for Ardiis' sake. He also gave me a thank you note that says "Bro, thank you bro, bro I appreciate you so much bro for doing this bro, you saved my life bro, you are my hero bro."

We LITERALLY Don’t Know

How badly BiliBili still clears FNS.
It has been 332 Days since either of them have attended an international event. Since the double time 2-0 against America's largest cranium.

What is worse, is that due to the non-quals of NRG, we simply cannot even rate them higher than any VCT China team, as they have yet to prove themselves against a Chinese team.
I have a solution.

Deprive the NRG players of their chef. Remove them from the castle. Drop them in the Fengshui woodland of a tiny village. Refrain from making Sam and Victor guide them (Crashies would try). Learn the ways of the BiliBiler on the one XiaoMi phone they have been provided.

However, to facilitate this, they must train in order to properly acclimate to the environment.

Get ready to learn Chinese, FNS.

Been seeing all of this Sacy stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

Based and true post bruhmphrey, not a bait, also thanks for helping me out with my vasectomy yesterday.

Coulda been cookin if they let the poor Brazilian grieve.

Curry = Indian Primmie

Jai Hind.

Lev now lose on purpose, since they're guaranteed on points.

Yay is skin and bone

I've said this before

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Absolutely speedrunning this shit, how are we supposed to keep up with what you said before king?

That is true, but imagine that for EVERY MAP, that era required you to play them ad nauseam. Chamber was a role you were brought on for, not duelist.

The problem was how centralizing they were, they practically REQUIRED a roster slot. Tuning them heavily was maybe unncessary, but the fact is the metas grew stale with them around, and innovations were only about countering their util or waiting out stars.

During round 16 of the Cloud 9 vs KRU match, you said “gravitas of the situation”, in err of “gravity of the situation” in reference to a KRU player’s face camera.

I can forgive this error, but it is imperative that you take the time between games to improve your diction, utilization of language, and ultimately accuracy during casts. It takes me out of the immersion of a match when I have to hear such grating gaffs. Maybe you can learn from babybay? He is extremely eloquent and verbose.

Please get this message to Doug, he deserves the opportunity to improve, and that is only given through robust criticism.

Edit for kindness: I find your work to be a noble pursuit. I appreciate all that casters do, I only hope that you may all continue to improve.

Double Edit for Turkey: Connotation and convention are the issue here. Please do not try to use a dictionary definition as a defence. Thank you.

Eeiu watcher is crashing out over this grammar shit dude is gonna have to make me cut all ties

Once or maybe 1 000 000 000 times there was a boy called Ben. Ben had a dog that he had dressed up in an alpaca suit and then he had eaten it. Then all of a sudden Australia floated down up into the sky and then all the computers went feral and started eating cheese. They and ate and ate and ate and ate and then they all blew up. Then Ben sneezed and the world blew up and the Adam Sandler used his remote to rewind time to the age of dinosaurs and he got eaten up by a piece of dirt. The piece of dirt then used the remote to go back to the present day where all the fish were trying to protest so they could go to school and become institutionalised young piranhas who ate all the people who weren’t tree huggers and then they hugged the tree huggers. Soon all the tree huggers got shotguns and blew up themselves and the piranhas. Unlickily or maybe just a tiny bit luckily there was one piranha left that looked like this: (but the fish had a face lift so it looked like this: Then Ben went to the park and ate pizza that was falling from the ground and then he saw retarded monkeys saying things like “gurgle gurgle flippity gloo cobble wobble shingy shong”. Ben got thirsty and hungry so he bought heaps of coke and slabs of chocolate from Idiotic Green Antelopes (I.G.A.). Then Ben went sugar high and chopped off his head so he could go to level 7 at Princess Margaret Hospital in Western Australia. The End!

This is the second paragraph. Please take your time reading because there is a very funny joke in it. After painstaking surgery, Ben was as good as new. Ben went to a penguin suit shop and bought a penguin suit. Then he went to a pet shop and bought two Siamese fighting fish who were mauling each other. Soon one got killed and the victor called Victor said “Hooray I won so I will have an extreme makeover so I can look like this: {!” But then the dead fish called Dead Fish said “Then I want to have a makeover so I can look like this: (!”Then Ben downloaded pirated music onto his I-pod and went to jail. Then his Siamese fighting fish bashed up all the guards in the jail and Ben could go home. Suddenly the world crashed into Venus which crashed into Mercury which crashed into the sun and made the whole multi-verse explode.

Here is a hint! Below every match page, there is a comment section!
Hope this helps :)

might

Asking a question on VLR WILL lower this probability.

babysasuke
where are you?

Its 2022. Gamelanders versus FaZe at champions. Mwzera walks on to the stage, to thunderous applause. Unquestionably the best raze in the world. The FaZe players sit down across from him, and one of them is trying to tell him something. He barely makes out babybay telling him, "check your phone". His heart drops. Could it be? He gets a notification from his phone. Its the security camera, catching babybay leaving his mother's house. In despair, he checks the time. 7:01 AM.

Necroing the old ass post for inspo

The better question is, why is brax second

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