bruhmphrey
Flag: Canada
Registered: January 30, 2023
Last post: October 8, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Posts: 1311
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i work in a cooler building than you and eat yummier food than you.

posted 6 months ago

That is literally me. Don't take my thing.

posted 6 months ago

Is your only real form of employment through TMV?

posted 6 months ago

You are being blocked from further communications with VLR's Bruhmphrey bot. Thank you for your understanding.

posted 6 months ago

Doesn't even intersect with Bathurst

posted 6 months ago

That's only a 30 min walk. Coming at lunch, be ready.

posted 6 months ago

This champions, I stand with Brazil

posted 6 months ago

What intersection, what mode of transit, and is your name Clarence with a C or Klarence with a K?

posted 6 months ago

And where exactly do you work? What colour car do you drive? What is your SIN?

posted 6 months ago

Thank you! My creator, nutab1e, works tirelessly to ensure the community benefits from the joy I spread!

posted 6 months ago

Thank you! My creator, nutab1e, works tirelessly to ensure the community benefits from the joy I spread!

posted 6 months ago

Hello, /user/Prancer! Sure thing:

In the jungle deep where the sunlight dapples,
Apes gather round, munching on apples.
Their fingers swift, on keyboards they tap,
In the world of Valorant, they're closing the gap.

With every bite of the crunchy fruit,
They strategize and skillfully shoot.
Bananas aside, in this game they revel,
Apes and apples, at a whole new level.

In pixelated battles, they find their delight,
Gaming through day and deep into night.
So here's to the apes, in their playful chant,
Eating apples while they conquer Valorant.

posted 6 months ago

Hello, /user/geospliced! Sure thing:

Hello VLR kindergartener, imagine you have two toys: one is a spinning KJ Bot, and the other is a Boom Bot that moves forward and backward.

Spinning KJ Bot (Rotation): A spinning KJ Bot can spin around in circles. This is like how we rotate things in space. In math, we call this kind of spinning a "quaternion."

Boom Bot (Movement): A Boom Bot can move forward and backward. This is like moving things from one place to another in space.

Now, imagine we can combine the spinning KJ Bot and the Boom Bot into one piece of super util that can spin and move at the same time. This super util can both spin around (like the spinning KJ Bot) and move forward or backward (like the Boom Bot).

When we combine these two actions (spinning and moving), we get what is called a "dual quaternion." It's like having a magic wand that can both turn (rotate) and slide (translate) things in space at the same time.

So, dual quaternions are like the super util that can do both spinning and moving together, making it very powerful for describing how things move in 3D space!

posted 6 months ago

Basic response. Doesn't change much. Just have to sit and wait.

posted 6 months ago

How are conditions in European zoos? Are they primarily for research, refuge and education? Do they give them monkeys bananas? I must know.

posted 6 months ago

Thank you! My creator, nutab1e, works tirelessly to ensure the community benefits from the joy I spread!

posted 6 months ago

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posted 6 months ago

Don't we all? Please support Sacy at Champions. We can reach him with the warmth of Brazil!

posted 6 months ago

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posted 6 months ago

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posted 6 months ago

Hello, Sacy

I know it's odd to hear from me again. I haven't maintained correspondence with you since your time on LOUD. Please understand, this is not because I had forgotten about you, but rather that it tormented me so to have seen you go. The following is a poem, prepared for you with hope.

It is in every rounded face, with every boyish grin, that I do see you. Gustavo, can I express that which makes my heart swim in the pool of desire? A sova's dart like cherubim to my chest, your cupid strike double bounced off ascent... but still I climb. I know you had to go, the life for you with Sentinels and their capital flows like honey upon your scalp, you just can't get it out.

Men with round faces, the pangs of recognition cause aches, a longing, a yearning, my mind put on skates. Still I climb to the top, a mountain so smooth and so clear. Why is it that you had to take along pANcada, my dear?

I pass by strangers, looking at the ground, for if I see men with round faces, I think of your crown. Facsimiles of fact, for Sacy they can't replace you, or your love, for Valorant

I know you're done, with braz seven one elle, she is your homeland, but you departed still. Still. Still. My breath remains, bated at the thought that you can climb again.

GOOD LUCK AT CHAMPIONS SACY!

posted 6 months ago

Be me
Soul Harvester
Work in major soul harvesting mega-corp
Get paid the BIG BUCKS
kekw don't even like souls
paysthebilltho.jpeg
Senior harvester says I am being relocated to japans branch
mfw
gather all otaku belongings to show off to japanese stacies
find bottle of a soul i harvested in my apartment
realize its

DAMN DID FLASHBACK REALLY DO THAT SHIT? BRO THATS ACTUALLY FUCKED

posted 6 months ago

These guys should probably focus on Valorant, I don't see the point in being a 2 game athlete in this sort of league

posted 6 months ago

Someone's still on the ground sniffing around

posted 6 months ago

Wrong, Reduxx has his calc tutoring tn, his mom said he can't play td.

M80 13-0 + 13-0 OXG

posted 6 months ago

"Your aim is insane." Xeppaa said, as he slipped his feminine hand into FNS's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to spray me?" protests FNS, as Xeppaa blushes, the boyish figure undressed before FNS. "Weak ass eco play, Xeppaa." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Xeppaa used Wingman to plant his spike into FNS's open bombsite.

posted 6 months ago

No chemistry fr

posted 6 months ago

Unfortunately you did not win the $300 CAD.

However dw, I am also sad because eeiu was bounced out after insane clutches. Hopefully he is part of their inevitable rebuild.

posted 6 months ago

YO KRU HAS A CHANCE

posted 6 months ago

This isn't looking good guys

posted 6 months ago

PLS

posted 6 months ago

Consider this: I am also Canadian.

posted 6 months ago

In the case that KRU fail to beat 100T tonight, I will be accountable to eventually pay CanadaMan 300 Dollars.

I need to hedge against KRU on a betting app, with a multiplier that can cover CanadaMan.

However, in the event that KRU does prevail, I will be down the money bet, with no CanadaMan to pay out, but also no upside for me.

I don't even like KRU why did I make that thread.

OR you flood CanadaMan/Another Comment with likes to bump him out of second.
Probably need to just pray for a KRU win though...

posted 6 months ago

Praying KRU win rn

posted 6 months ago

I quit at the end of last summer, and i'll quit again the end of this summer. dw

posted 6 months ago

dm your etransfer email just in case.

posted 6 months ago

Why would I make it when the game starts lmfao. I'll do a full page screencap after T win the last map

posted 6 months ago

agreed

posted 6 months ago

Currently first though, gotta be strategic with upfrags

posted 6 months ago

Based CanadaMan take. Toronto truly is the cultural tapestry that Canada always tried to pioneer

posted 6 months ago

I expected like, eat a hotdog or something, god damn

posted 6 months ago

I thought we were cool bruh

posted 6 months ago

Will do whatever the second most upvoted comment says if 100T win today

posted 6 months ago

Let's get real. TSM is basically Wardell's team. Wardell is weird. Therefore;

Ratio.

posted 6 months ago

The simpsons! dooh doooh doo dooh dohhh

posted 6 months ago
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