Have you ever been told you have beautiful eyes. Like two stars about to go supernova.
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Have you ever been told you have beautiful eyes. Like two stars about to go supernova.
Allow me to reiterate something for you: Attacking Soul Electronic Sport's prized flex player, Zhang Juncheng, is not to be trifled with. Better known as hfmi0dzjc9z7, Zhang Juncheng is a uniquely flexible player, going between any role in the book with ease. Their last bout with EDG, though ending in a tragic 0-3 loss, was only made mildly competitive by hfmi0dzjc9z7's heroics. From Sage, to Raze, to Sova; this man looks to have mastered the game to a level only comparable to T1 Faker in Riot Game's flagship title, League of Legends. To discredit this group as "free", "easy", or "lucky" for DRX is to vastly underestimate the oriental impact of hfmi0dzjc9z7 and friends can have. Constantly viewed as weaker due to their constant losses in China, they are quite frankly mischaracterized. In fact, the Chinese scene is SUCH a strong system, that the competition that hfmi0dzjc9z7 and co have honed their skills against is wildly superior to franchised teams, I believe DRX will withdraw from the tournament after encountering the force that is hfmi0dzjc9z7. Go and have your fun. It will end soon enough: 11 days time, to be exact.
Allow me to reiterate something for you: Attacking Soul Electronic Sport's prized flex player, Zhang Juncheng, is not to be trifled with. Better known as hfmi0dzjc9z7, Zhang Juncheng is a uniquely flexible player, going between any role in the book with ease. Their last bout with EDG, though ending in a tragic 0-3 loss, was only made mildly competitive by hfmi0dzjc9z7's heroics. From Sage, to Raze, to Sova; this man looks to have mastered the game to a level only comparable to T1 Faker in Riot Game's flagship title, League of Legends. To discredit this group as "free", "easy", or "lucky" for DRX is to vastly underestimate the oriental impact of hfmi0dzjc9z7 and friends can have. Constantly viewed as weaker due to their constant losses in China, they are quite frankly mischaracterized. In fact, the Chinese scene is SUCH a strong system, that the competition that hfmi0dzjc9z7 and co have honed their skills against is wildly superior to franchised teams, I believe DRX will withdraw from the tournament after encountering the force that is hfmi0dzjc9z7. Go and have your fun. It will end soon enough: 11 days time, to be exact.
Hello everyone,
I've been noticing for a quite a while now that someone is down fragging on literally all of my comments. If you're one of them come out now and accept it, I promise I won't leak your ip address or sell your data online. I just want to know why you are doing this. You downvoting me has caused a lot of stress to me for a couple of days now since users generally don't want to read a down fragged comment. So I hope you speak up and help a random stranger to relieve their stress.
Thank you.
My most upfragged comment was some shit about hmfi I think, and it was on this match thread. https://www.vlr.gg/220296/drx-vs-attacking-soul-esports-champions-tour-2023-masters-tokyo-opening-b (I lost my posts after i asked the staff to delete them all)
Low chance that someone has it, but I wanted to read it considering the archive thing
Edit: NVM, found it, thanks for all the help
Allow me to reiterate something for you: Attacking Soul Electronic Sport's prized flex player, Zhang Juncheng, is not to be trifled with. Better known as hfmi0dzjc9z7, Zhang Juncheng is a uniquely flexible player, going between any role in the book with ease. Their last bout with EDG, though ending in a tragic 0-3 loss, was only made mildly competitive by hfmi0dzjc9z7's heroics. From Sage, to Raze, to Sova; this man looks to have mastered the game to a level only comparable to T1 Faker in Riot Game's flagship title, League of Legends. To discredit this group as "free", "easy", or "lucky" for DRX is to vastly underestimate the oriental impact of hfmi0dzjc9z7 and friends can have. Constantly viewed as weaker due to their constant losses in China, they are quite frankly mischaracterized. In fact, the Chinese scene is SUCH a strong system, that the competition that hfmi0dzjc9z7 and co have honed their skills against is wildly superior to franchised teams, I believe DRX will withdraw from the tournament after encountering the force that is hfmi0dzjc9z7. Go and have your fun. It will end soon enough: 11 days time, to be exact.
Dear Psion,
Your son Artemis got some habits, I hope you don't undermine them
Especially with all the girls that's hurt inside this climate
You a pedo, so you know how it feels to be in alignment
With emotion, hopin' a man can see you and not be blinded
How are none of the mfs commenting canadian
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
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When I was around 8 years old there was a massive gas leak in my school. I was playing basketball in the basement gym at the time, and hadn't noticed. As my teammates and I were packing up to leave, a massive pipe burst in the locker room, the sudden release of pressure knocked out a kid. We panicked but when trying to leave, we realized the doors were still locked due to the coach having the only exit key at the time. By the time my aunt called the fire brigade when she realized I wasn't home, it had already been 2 hours. Some of us found refuge in the upper level of the building, but sadly we could only drag the kid who was knocked out, to just by the door to leave before the fumes made us light headed. That kid grew up to be Boostio.
He actually stole my mother's dog back when he lived in Massachusetts , look it up.
That was a harrowing experience. I genuinely became afraid. Hugging my pregnant wife rn.
Petition to remove Zellsis in favour of Marved.
If we can change the team makeup to be 3 fifths Canadian, then we can firmly claim a Canadian team entering the playoffs.
Some might look to Sacy to be replaced, but I just like the cut of his jib! Marved can flex easily, as he is very strong and brolic.
I just want to be ready for when she does. I am dripping with anticipation and excitement at the prospect of it!
Brilliant. I genuinely giggled, had to roll over and show my pregnant husband. You won the internet today!!!! Consider yourself duly updooted kind stranger!
I was given inside information that you're apparently an AI bot developed by China to moderate VLR undercover. Mind you, this was in one of nexus_nomad's asinine ramblings, but it was extremely convincing.
Please add a block button that prevents me from seeing certain users' posts, thank you.
I don't hate anyone in particular, I want to filter out everyone to the point that only my aunt is visible to me.
Mr. Goudas, Ayelez, Qwertyyy, Gamr.... wow...
Can you do a hand reveal at 80 likes
I just realized his name wasn't Simpson, but instead simp 4 s0m. This is disgusting news.
You know you don't HAVE to comment on a post
Unproven, baseless even. Unfortunate take from a respected admin of TMV.
NRG was NEVER good, ardiis was a double agent still looking for that chocolate egg.
He's playing for the 2025 season odds already
Better movement, plus being tired of Dasnerth's shotgunning. Teammates will let him run wild cus who tf cares at this point
How badly BiliBili still clears FNS.
It has been 332 Days since either of them have attended an international event. Since the double time 2-0 against America's largest cranium.
What is worse, is that due to the non-quals of NRG, we simply cannot even rate them higher than any VCT China team, as they have yet to prove themselves against a Chinese team.
I have a solution.
Deprive the NRG players of their chef. Remove them from the castle. Drop them in the Fengshui woodland of a tiny village. Refrain from making Sam and Victor guide them (Crashies would try). Learn the ways of the BiliBiler on the one XiaoMi phone they have been provided.
However, to facilitate this, they must train in order to properly acclimate to the environment.
Get ready to learn Chinese, FNS.
No, I want big corporate teams that have such nebulous management the players don't know who they work for. I want there to be roster moves decided by a consultancy firm. I want shareholder value to be maximized.
I think Zander got trialed by several teams but he ultimately decided to stay on M80 (iirc)
He singled her out, despite so many other coaches not having proved themsleves yet either. Plus, lockin was literally the start of franchising, to have made such a judgement prior to it seems pretty ill-advised. It just reeked of sexism considering he hadn't spoken about any other coach in a similar situation at the time. Also she is my aunt so I got especially mad.
I had almost rolled out of bed onto the floor in pure excitement, if only bernie sanders could personally anoint this post with karma! fwiw, I am a top ranking executive at a not for profit, I will use some of the profits to render upon this post one (1) discerning award! Gold!
Idk, M80 has many notable users. Even I wouldn't qualify for this list.
His account is no more though, so you can change it if you want
EG should have been Cresp 😢
Who made this copypasta anyway, I want to thank them. ERMM You sir have just won the internet! A billion reddit gold for you!!!! HAHA, rolled over and showed this to my pregnant wife
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