Goomana has gone global.

I will set you up as a Goomana 'Licensing and Expansion Expert', please ensure to distribute goomana to random posts.

As a central bank our borrowers are regional banks. Do you wish to establish a regional Goomanic bank?

Currently setting up our line of credit unit. Are you a major business?

I will be serving as bank governor and thus do not require a 100 word bio.

Consider this an open call for all financially minded VLRians.

We are hiring the following vital positions:

Senior Economist- Requires extensive knowledge of Goomana-based economies

Monetary Policy Analysts- Requires over 2 years of posting history

Currency Specialist- Must hold a PhD or higher (VLRhD) in Goomanic exchange theories

Chief Operating Officer- Must have held executive position at 1 other central bank

Goomana Fraud Officer- Must have over 5 posts with -10 Frags

Frod Fraud Officer- Must have directly ruined one franchise

Licensing and Expansion Experts- Must exist and be willing to spread the good word of Goomanic systems

If interested, please reply to this post with your position of preference and a 100 word-or-less bio about your skills and abilities relevant to the role.

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This has been an official message approved by the authority of the Central Bank of Goomana.

Salad King if you're going to be by the Eaton Center

Goomana

How are there even new replies on this thread

It would matter a lot to you. If it mattered a lot "for" you, you wouldn't be in control of its effect upon you.

When SPEAKING. There is no other subject in the sentence.

Goomana

https://x.com/NotReduxx/status/1499152531880034305 This is an Indian computer keyboard

India is in the middle of the east, ya

Sentinels is now the defacto South Asian team. I'm sorry to say, but Curry and reduxx rounding out Indian-adjacent players like Zellsis simply wash your team, who really only had Russ I guess. Like, you have to admit that Sentinels is now the only team the Indian's in YouTube chat should be cheering for.

Kind regards,
M80's number 5 fan

I have a picture of you on my computer. You are not Zander. You are handsomer

God bless you

No fucking way

I miss you so dearly…

Please.
Please. Say it isn’t happening.
Why is this happening?

I don’t want to speak to anyone for a while. Do not contact. I will be refreshing twitter waiting for the announcement that 2G hacked. I am growing anxious that this is real…

Chilenos, my condolences. I will attend the funeral for sure.

out of the pool, let the big kids swim now.
M80 26-0

Scream's unceremonious return IGL'ing, Coaching and Entrying

Where is nutab1e

Found it when looking for the copypasta thread, decided to update this with the results of champions

I just downfragged your post.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of time for you to reach 4 stars has increased.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a post to be unworthy of my upfrags. These include, but are not limited to:

Rudeness towards other VLR users,

Spreading incorrect scrimbux,

Low quality bait

Am I banned from the VLR?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making posts like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downfrag, which may put your posting and replying privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my post deserved a downfrag. Can you un-downfrag it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downfrag. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to VLR PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downfrag appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the downfragand move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on VLR.gg. I will continue to issue downfrag until you improve your conduct. Remember: VLR.gg is privilege, not a right.

aspas mid

M80 strong, canada strong. fight strong, win strong.

Abdul told me Paincakes was set for DFM

Sick is said to be signing with G2 Gozen

Is this an alloy? Not on my periodic table, that's for sure

GE tried this when franchising started, i swear

Game Changers soon

Ascension soon

She looks balanced, her util combos well together, and even if the flash sucks, you still info gather

I was so hyped to get a new senti and then used her. thoroughly disappointed, will hopefully unlock vyse before school starts, she acc seems good

I know how to unlock deadlock, reply for key to getting her

Reminds me of myself

Since franchising centralized the location to LA, LATAM and BR teams can't actually scrim against them without reasonable lag or a costly trip

I'd love to meet some, yes!

I love Mongolian-posting

Good calc grade > Running around in childe gam valurente

Where Mongolia Shoud Be ?

I know you always have your battle.net alt locked and loaded for hate speech

Hey, can you stand perfectly still I want to check something

Do they acc delete inactive accounts? What's that automation cycle, like a year?

This is my alt!

Hey guys, lets show off our awesome alt accounts in this post! Reply to your own comment with your alt! It will be FUN! Mods welcome to watch!

See, I improved upon it by opting to use edge! Also its cock inside is kind of stupid, so ky5