Zhumagali Dastan

Zhumagali Dastan

A Play in 1 Act
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Chorus- In the Revenant E-Sports headquarters, love is brewing

[enter scene, dos9 and SkRossi playing Valorant]

SkRossi- Ah, fair play to thee who hath bested me, a duel on Ascent ends in just one shot of the OP

dos9- Man cut out that Shakespearean shit, I'm just tryna practice Iso.

SkRossi- Alas, a spirit felled by the cold doth live on, only, nay a spirit for morrow.

dos9- Hey, you're pretty cute by the way...

SkRossi- I- dos ni-(cut off)

dos9- Zhumagali Dastan.

SkRossi- What

dos9- Zhumagali Dastan. Call me Zhumagali Dastan.

SkRossi stares listlessly at his teammate, his body slumps back in his gaming chair

SkRossi (Nodding slowly)- Zhumagali Dastan.

dos9- Zhumagali Dastan.

[Exit Scene]

Pretty accurate for them

At least you tangentially acknowledge eeiu's GOAT status

Thank you for bumping, however might I interest you in a discussion about our lord and saviour BcJ?

Hello, fellow mater!

Hope you're doing well!

Yes, even Denji.

Please spread the word that M8ers (pronounced maters), new chant is ARRRR, cus M80 sounds like 'Matey', which is a very piratey thing to say.

Please Spam ARRRRR is chat against TSM to show your support!!!!!

m80 pog

Yeah, it was a vanguard issue then, try redownloading and resetting next time it happens and it might trigger the client again

I was only confused because VLR still lists him as a Ukrainian national, but I assume he's a Spanish citizen now based off Liquipedia

I live in pain each day

Okay, when Mortadelo speaks I know I have to back down...

0 Spaniards in the whole series. Challengers is funny with regional divisions.

Calling someone you care about and just asking them how they are

Jumped ship from MxS real fast, huh bud

you tried? even redownloading the client?

TSM is a silly team that doesn't deserve to win.

Nachtel ist lucythelamb, da?

Okay, uninstall then reinstall Vanguard (you can find it in the system tray). Restart your computer. Then open Valorant from the Riot Client (if you don't have it download it). This should fix all your issues

Marked

M80 will win America's Ascension

???????

https://x.com/willminder/status/1818394912699957451

So far, fw kiNgg, RunneR and icy.

Completely fair, I understand you weren't being disingenuous Mr.CanadaMan, I only made an attempt at explaining the question mark within reason

you're*

Also, I think they initially found your comment to be sarcastic on account of the "lmao" at the end.

Americas: M80
China: XLG
Pacific: DSG
EMEA: KPI

koalanoob

Brother was browsing for his name lmaooo

bro googled his gamertag lol

Of course not, hence why we have matured from previous patterns of behaviors and are even able to introspect upon our faults

Why is no one replying to this? I worked so hard, I put my blood and sweat into this shitpost just to see it slowing going lower and lower in the recent discussions, what Have I done to deserve this?

You being bullied is no laughing matter. It pains me to hear of your torment

False, you told TMV you got bullied on VLR.

Do you tell TMV about our relationship

Don't downfrag my alt

We are already in the same asylum together. It's called the 6. 🍁🍁🐺🐺6️⃣6️⃣

Omg i just imagined someone using the fake sigma nerd emoji voice reading the opening line and now I'm cringing. Still. This is my message to anyone still loathing their past self

Because we are from two distinct niches of VLR. Conflating our work is, (and should be perceived as), an insult to both of us

I am NOT CanadaMan. I actually hate that implication

I made this because I kept seeing kids hating themselves for having hated themselves. I'm still young, but they assume that ultimate growth is the rejection of the past self, an easy pitfall to encounter.

Deleted.

ALL Bruhmphrey posts will be deleted eventually.

i did the bit better, just admit I'm the better canadian and TMV mod

I believe in rehabilitation

De Paul should have won an Oscar.

Sentinels:
Duelist- Zekken
IGL Senti- JohnQT
Flex- Sick when unsick
Controller- Marved
Initiator- Sacy

Yeah, but Morocco owned Argentina recently in an Olympic match so he's just salty.

Can't believe the Olympics no longer include football!

Have you ever tried detroit style pizza

The building im in has been described by blog to. as defying physics, and not some smelly old heritage site.

No it isnt!