Gator Situation Won't Let Them Export Any Products RN

Only in Argentina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6eK-2OQtew

Tried too hard, 0/8

We all know, as has been reiterated many a time, that Team Canada would genuinely dominate the competition. No point posting the best Russians or whatever.

IGL- FNS, but younger and admits he's Indian
Controller- Marved fham, mans are actually cracked ahlie
TenZ- TenZ, underground talent that can be a glue guy for the roster
The greatest Canadian Scan Initiator of Croatian descent- eeiu
Duelist- Ayrin, I just feel bad for the guy tbh

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brother in christ you made the sandwich

Please stay safe and wear steel reinforced garments. I will start your gofundme

link?

You dont gaf bout those toddlers. heartless.

Look outside tbh

too many gators. too few children

RIP to those Argentinian school children. Damn those gators are voracious

apply to become a writer atp

All of the alligators coming out of the water is like something out of a horror movie. Hope they save that school group 🙏

idk but the guy needs to brush up on pronunciations

and making sure to smile while he does it.

UPDATE THEY TRIED DOWNLOADING VAL ON A WORK COMPUTER LMFAO

Yeah why not who cares anymore. this isnt a sustainable industry. these teams bleed money and valorant will fall off. viewership and streaming revenue are negligible. who knows if valorant will be around in 4 years

I recommend reading the article on the News section of VLR, it will clarify everything for you.

I am more so arguing that it makes it unfair for the tier 2 system, which has to potentially contend against teams that have already 1. Ascended before and 2. Competed against a higher level of competition for a whole year. The Ascension tournament with a Tier 1 relegation team against it would be a wash. It could feel like the team who were grinding tier 2 for the year in Challengers, did it for nothing.

Also, unfair in terms of Tier 1 franchised partners being safe from relegation entirely, though this has always been the case.

They might play one for the hell of it, or to help determine preseason seeding or something like that. The result of course, would not matter in the traditional sense.

Next season, if they do not finish in the top 8 and/or qualify for Champions, they are auto relegated. Their result of this season will not affect them.

m80 flair more insane

In the post it says the lower placing one has to do the ascension tournament

??

Yea, like it would feel like your whole season was for nothing. Playing against tier 1 talent the entire year gives you a huge edge.

The tournament for promotion IS ascension

"Starting in 2025, Ascension slots will be determined by the teams' performance throughout the season instead, shortening the default term length to one year but providing the opportunity to extend it indefinitely."
Does this not just make it more difficult for future teams to ascend? Because if they are still doing a team cap of 2 ascension teams max, it is most likely that the 2 ascension teams will continue to outperform the ascension teams if put in the top 8 scenario. Meaning the only teams ascending would be returners.

Actually while writing this, I thought it through and realized that teams that miss top 8 are just auto-relegated anyway, so they don't stand in the way of that years ascension tournament. Which means that in the scenario they underperform they are bounced out.

In all, relegation is great, but it just feels massively unfair when the burden is placed on the tier 2 system, rather than threatening partner slots (which from a business standpoint, they can't do since they signed off on a franchised system).

Unfair!

I kept asking tmv where canada man was and he said sliggys chat

I have to bear being known as the Valorant guy for the next 3 months.

Do they do this a lot

I understand this completely.

The Chinese student just came back and asked me what that was about and I just had to shrug. The worst part about this story is that my first instinct was to tell it to VLR.

Story preface: We have a floating desk assignment system, meaning you can book workspaces etc. (hold-over from covid era). Yesterday I sat in a desk I usually sat at, but noticed there was a guys stuff, must have been set up on a WFH day of mine. Some 30 something dude comes to the desk to grab a fan and I think nothing of it. Fast forward to today and the guy who set up the stuff is at the desk and the 30 something talks-semi shit abt the dude at other guy's desk yesterday. I overhear from where I'm sitting, so instead of ignoring it, I go over and apologize about the desk (kinda wanted to like spook them to stop talking behind people's backs, but not serious ofc lmao). He went back with an apology about it, saying its just a joke and I let them know I was okay with it, just wanted to apologize if I messed up his chair settings or something lol.

Then I go back to sit at my desk for today and I boot up VCT China on the second monitor. 30 something must have felt bad because he walked all the way over to me to try to become friends. Sees my screen and said "wow is that valorant?" Immediately close it and have him awkwardly try to talk about knowing some league of legends teams. He tells me to put back up the Valorant, he wanted to watch. Pulls a chair up beside me. Asks if 100T is playing. I tell him its Chinese. He walks away and brings back another student, tells me he is Chinese. We all sit through map 1. Ends. They leave after I shake their hands with a smile. I hate valorant, I hate VCT china, I hate my apology powerplay.

TLDR; Schizophrenia

They really defied the odds then lmao. Both times the op angle got util cleared and then killed in the first 5 seconds.

And they do the exact same play but worse the next round

Sorry the run back with the op in the same spot just made me physically convulse

Running an OP on save is the EMEA experience. Thank you high skilled gamers.

Aren't you the furry that tried to join my last tournament

PKMN SHOWDOWN: https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/
Any format, just give me like 10 mins to make teams if I don't have one yet

beat that fraud

who left...

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Play Tetris against me! Unlimited space to join.

Lives on through babysasuke, cus I didn't have the heart to go on o7

Nvm...

It actually wasn't written by ChatGPT!!!!! I really am sorry Mr. CanadaMan. Though I would recommend to stop genning shitposts and make them from the heart again.

CanadaMan,

I extend this to you in a public manner to demonstrate my genuine and open desire to repair our relationship. I will be honest, your shit bangs, so I had to steal it. You are too funny and creative to NOT rip-off, but I realize this will come across as disingenuous. I invite you to come to the Eaton Center today to hug it out.

You are actually just a normal guy who happens to love TMV and Valorant. To hate this is to hate oneself, for you are just as much a member of this community as anyone else. Also, you are based for your Palestinian flag. I hope CanadaMan can realize that I am also just a kid at their work desk, wanting to make it big on my favourite website: VLR :(. I did it in unethical ways, by plagiarizing his work.

CanadaMan, I promise to reform and leave you alone entirely, bettering myself in the process. Though this may not be effective in making amends, at least know that this was not generated by ChatGPT. I am sorry, CanadaMan.

Sincerely,
Bruhmphrey

Double entendre 😢

https://www.vlr.gg/350228/monyets-twitter-likes-lol