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HEY, No boilin_cock hate allowed

Make sure you get a proper grip on the ball and hold on for dear life. Make sure you keep your eye on the ball and don't lose sight of it as it is in the air to give you the best chance at making a catch and being able to get a touchdown.

I bait while on the job, we are not the same

no I do them at work, I am currently not at work. I am looking at ascension emea games tomorrow

I want to bait review this, but I'm not at work and It's a long weekend for me so

fart

done

User: beaver_man
Title: Exposing the dark truth about Riot & Champs 2024
Post contents:
*TLDR: Riot rigged Champs in favor of EDG to profit off China

At the beginning of the year, it was evident that China was the weakest region in VCT. Despite Riot's efforts to promote global competition, Chinese teams consistently underperformed on the international stage. As a result, Valorant struggled to capture the attention of the massive Chinese gaming market—a critical concern for Riot Games, given their desire to expand their reach and profits.

Viewership numbers in China were dropping, and Riot Games saw the potential to capitalize on the Chinese market slipping away. For a corporation like Riot, which has always been driven by profit margins and market dominance, this was unacceptable. Their strategy to dominate esports globally was being threatened, and something drastic had to be done to salvage their plans for the region. Riot, known for its business acumen and sometimes controversial decisions, had devised a secret plan to ensure the success of the Chinese region at VCT Champions—the biggest event of the year.

Riot rigged the tournament in favor of EDward Gaming, to artificially boost their performance and ensure they could compete at the highest level. The goal was to create the illusion that China was not just a viable contender in Valorant esports but a dominant force, capable of winning the most prestigious titles. Riot's executives were acutely aware that without a strong Chinese presence in the tournament, they risked losing a golden opportunity to tap into China's vast and lucrative market. By engineering EDG's success, Riot hoped to ignite a surge in viewership from China, thereby securing the long-term profitability of Valorant in the region.*

Date and time: Aug 30, 2024 at 1:19 PM EDT

Bait category: Rage bait

allat.

Total Bait rating = 0/8

on what post?

more mouse bites!

R0ck0t B0lls

they already got Demon1 too, shits crazy

thats because deadlock is a shit agent and you should play any other agent

the mods will appreciate my art

no, its art

he is so cool and smart

i feel better! no more nose blood. thank you doctor

I too am in this episode

i am very smart

i feel better! no more nose blood. thank you doctor

more mouse bites!

don't care.

i forbid this!

he needs mouse bites to live

no! hygiene drug will kill patient.

Also, I have not spoken in a while

you need hygiene drug

Also I was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene

That's bad!

I have blood from my nose that is dripping

This vexes me

You are a black man

I gave patient stupid drug

Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid

I did try the medicine drug

did you try the medicine drug?

House we need to cure this patient

I got the FPX one for the buddy because its a red circle

this means a lot, see you at the end o7

whomst?

I do my VLR rounds while at work

no, I miss my DRG flair, I miss my DRG Family

It has only been 2 hours and I already miss the warmth of the DRG flair. I must stick through these trials and tribulations until the start of next years season. I can only hope that time flies faster and that the teams I will be supporting for Ascension, ascend to greatness.

DRG, I hope you will be there to embrace me once this torture is over.

This is my cross to bare, this is something I must do.

W

Thank you sir

always

w

where C0n0d0M0n?

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