Hey I played really well in the finals, it's not my fault my teammates crumbled

I have 2 skin suits, CanadaMan and Zander

I agree to the above terms, but if any of the same behavior continues from your client we will not be as lenient.

Thank you.

please see the response from my representative here: https://www.vlr.gg/post/4152068/canadaman-getting-served

Strong vouch from me personally and The Canadian Council as an entity itself.

-CanadaMan

Thank you Conceit, just a couple more days and I will be back with the DRG Family. <3

insert spongebob stink sound effect

I believe we can, maybe we could forego the monetary compensation and just leave it as their clients Canadian Privileges are revoked fully and permanently, they may continue using the Canadian flag on vlr but they are not welcome to any of The Canadian Council nor any of its privileges' as stated before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5pEFAm63NM

Disrespect to my representative will not be tolerated.

Regards,
CanadaMan

Thank you sir, you are always welcome in Canada with full privileges.

Regards,
CanadaMan

Hello ParisVLR,

Your clieant "HenBabyH" has a history of posting bait, including but not limited to, Rage bait, engagement bait, and toxic baiting.

What brought this to a head was in this post Here where your client states and I quote "i hate poutine".

In response to the above message, senior member of The Canadian Council, revoked your clients Canadian Privileges'. This wasn't the end however, as your client said Here "it is all stink trash" referring to Poutine.

I hope this clears everything up.

Regards,
CanadaMan

candianess

Before you doubt my Canadian citizenship, you should learn to spell.

Regards,
CanadaMan

Thank you JingggsFamilyLawyer, I appreciate this response.

Regards,
CanadaMan

Hello members of the council,

The Paris Law Firm is threatening action against us for revoking a members "Canadian Privileges''" stating they are false and accusatory. See here https://www.vlr.gg/407958/canadaman-getting-served

Members of The Council, I move to take counter against this claim. cloudberry is a senior member of The Canadian Council and this action is official. These actions were not slanderous nor accusatory, they were factual.

Thank you.

Regards,
CanadaMan

Hello "The Paris Law Firm" where is this proof? You have linked a post that is factual in its entirety. No false claims were made against your client. All that was spoken was the truth.

The Canadian Council will respond accordingly.

Regards,
Canadaman

you should have added "the fuck" between the "shut" and "up". That would have been funny I think

to everyone seeing this post, please refer to this for more information

I have a job, in fact, I'm writing this from my desk at my full time Salaried job. How about you try to enjoy yourself and just fuck around once in a while.

Tory Mans Valorant

Replace Drake with me and Kendrick and thats a goated roster

Liar and fraud? yes. Racist and Sexist? also yes

Beware, this is a TMV alt account and this is self advertisement.

The Council® has spoken

As you are a new Canadian, your importance level on The Canadian Council is at the lowest it can be, but you can always become an important member as you experience life as a Canadian

All Canadians are members of The Canadian Council, however, certain members have more "power" and status than others. For example, I am one of the few Head Members of the council. cloudberry is another high ranking member.

my cover has been blown, I forgot that the flag has a location tracker that changes based on where you are standing.

Hello cloudberry,

I have corrected this error, however, you may not threaten me with removing my status on The Canadian Council as I am a head member. I will let this transgression go as you are also an integral member of The Canadian Council.

Regards,
CanadaMan

well speaking realistically away from the funny reply, duh John Cena is a Top tier celebrity like how Snoop signed with Faze.

But to stick with the funny storyline, are you dumb? We already signed the contracts dumby.

Please refer to this post https://www.vlr.gg/407911/henbabyh-come

Sen is signing me and TMV as content creators. My contract is for 10 years $100 million a year, TMV's is for 10 years but $100,000 a year

Sen CanadaMan

if true, opinions?

i tried to ctrl + v and I had nothing copied so I'm writing this instead

I am in Canada

you will not be able to enter my home

Your Canadian privileges were revoked on Sep 24, 2024 at 12:58 PM EDT by Cloudberry (https://www.vlr.gg/post/4148465/canadians-come).

This means every time you post and have the Canadian flag you are officially fake flagging.

Please act accordingly by removing the Canadian flag and select the USA flag in settings.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
The Canadian Council

it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week, maybe every other week

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

What if Derrick Rose never got injured?

are you liking your own replies? Mods remove this users reddit karma

now hes bald like my other favourite Charles, Charles Barkley

My neighbor Saul Goodman doesn't know its me, but i did see masked men looking around his home for something

Yeah Hes my neighbor, I just hope he doesn't find out its me making those goblin noises

i love my trinkets (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils)

you put Boaster on here even after the 11-3 comeback? I have a feeling that gamergirl is a baiter. I will hire a private investigator

did you see my goblin post before this? you should check that out maybe it will calm you down. https://www.vlr.gg/407887/confession

something isn't adding up here

Hey guys. This is my very first copy pasta and I am really nervous about pasting it because if it does not get copy pasta then I will have much embarrassment. I've have thinking about it for a couple of nights now, but here it is!.

They hate him because he has more g's in his name then them

gamergirl... with balls? you better be trans or I will report you for lying which is illegal under the charter of rights and freedoms