CanadaMan
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Yeah Hes my neighbor, I just hope he doesn't find out its me making those goblin noises

posted about a year ago

i love my trinkets (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils)

posted about a year ago

you put Boaster on here even after the 11-3 comeback? I have a feeling that gamergirl is a baiter. I will hire a private investigator

posted about a year ago

did you see my goblin post before this? you should check that out maybe it will calm you down. https://www.vlr.gg/407887/confession

posted about a year ago

something isn't adding up here

posted about a year ago

Hey guys. This is my very first copy pasta and I am really nervous about pasting it because if it does not get copy pasta then I will have much embarrassment. I've have thinking about it for a couple of nights now, but here it is!.

posted about a year ago

They hate him because he has more g's in his name then them

posted about a year ago

gamergirl... with balls? you better be trans or I will report you for lying which is illegal under the charter of rights and freedoms

posted about a year ago

nah, my buddy Abdul does

posted about a year ago

your god damn right (in Walter White's iconic "Heisenburg" voice)

posted about a year ago

How many "trinkets" do you have? (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils)

posted about a year ago

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posted about a year ago

Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week

posted about a year ago

yes i have many trinkets (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils).

posted about a year ago

oh that is understandable, I just love the feeling of shit/trinkets in my hands while doing it (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils).

posted about a year ago

I have been doing this for a while, I love walking around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils).

posted about a year ago

Thank you, I hope my neighbor does as well

posted about a year ago

I like going Goblin mode in the comfort of my own home. What happened to freedom of speech in this country smh my head

posted about a year ago

👺

posted about a year ago

god I love spreading misinformation on the internet

posted about a year ago

bros not even there yet

posted about a year ago

Aspas goes to Zeta to be with his Japanese heritage

posted about a year ago

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

posted about a year ago

The Guard

posted about a year ago

DRG

Dragons are cool
There name and logo and colours are all cool
Dragon

posted about a year ago

Bleed is the only right answer literally owned by a billionaire

posted about a year ago

NotJingggsFamilyLawyer

posted about a year ago

fart

posted about a year ago

looks fine idk what prices are good for USD, for CAD that would be great so idk

posted about a year ago

ass? tf you yapping about? Look up the rhyme scheme for this track its groundbreaking literally changed the game.

posted about a year ago

the more I think about it the more I agree

posted about a year ago

It's been a while since I have had either but I think I agree

posted about a year ago

when you get the plate of putine its not soggy, it takes a couple minutes to get soggy to the point where it feels gross.

posted about a year ago

bro upvoted two of his own replies lmao 💀

posted about a year ago

The best poutine is better than the best beaver tails but theres a lot of stinky trash poutine out there

posted about a year ago

go eat your canned beans on stale bread and your damn mushy peas

posted about a year ago

If you had to get rid of one forever which one would you get rid of? Beaver tails or Poutine?

For non Canadians, Beaver tails aren't actual tails of beavers, its a dessert.

posted about a year ago

I could be a pretty girl
I'll wear a skirt for you
And I could be a pretty girl
Shut up when you want me to
And I could be a pretty girl
Won't ever make you blue
And I could be a pretty girl
I'll lose myself in you

posted about a year ago

fart

posted about a year ago

Tripping off the beat kinda, dripping off the meat grinder
Heat niner, pimping, stripping, soft sweet minor
China was a neat signer, trouble with the script
Digits double dipped, bubble lipped, subtle lisp midget
Borderline schizo, sort of fine tits though
Pour the wine, whore to grind, quarter to nine, let's go
Ever since ten eleven, glad she made a brethren
Then it's last down seven alligator seven
At the gates of heaven, knockin'—no answer
Slow dancer, hopeless romancer, dopest flow stanzas
Yes, no? Villain, Metal Face to Destro
Guess so, still incredible in escrow
Just say, "Ho!" I'll test the yayo
Wild West style fest, y'all best to lay low
Hey bro, DayGlo, set the bet, pay dough
Before the cheddar get away, best to get Maaco
The worst hated God who perpetrated odd favors
Demonstrated in the perforated Rod Lavers
… In all quad flavors, Lord save us
Still back in the game like Jack LaLanne
Think you know the name, don't rack your brain
On a fast track to half insane
Either in a slow beat or that the speed of "Wrath of Kane"
Laughter, pain
Hackthoo'ing songs lit, in the booth, with the best host
Doing bong hits, on the roof in the west coast
He's at it again, Mad at the pen
Glad that we win, a tad fat, in a bad hat for men
Grind the cinnamon, Manhattan warmongers
You can find the villain in satin … congas
The van screeches, the old man preaches
About the gold sand beaches, the cold hand reaches
For the old tan Ellesses …
… Jesus

posted about a year ago

should have gotten Clairo no cap

posted about a year ago

Sorry I didn't kiss you
But it's obvious I wanted to
Bubble gum down my throat and it's a curse
But my luck couldn't get any worse
'Cause I swallowed the bubble gum
Oh, and these seven years will be pretty dumb
Pink flowers grow from my skin
Pepto Bismol veins and I grin
You look so nice in your shirt
It's sad because it just hurts
I'd do anything for you
But would you do that for me, too?
'Cause I swallowed the bubble gum
Oh, and these seven years will be pretty dumb
Oh, pink flowers grow from my skin
Oh, Pepto Bismol veins and I grin
Oh
Oh
Oh

posted about a year ago

Polaroid of you dancing in my room
I want to remember, I think it was about noon
It's getting harder to understand, to understand
How you felt in my hands, in my hands
And I could be a pretty girl
I'll wear a skirt for you
And I could be a pretty girl
Shut up when you want me to
And I could be a pretty girl
Won't ever make you blue
And I could be a pretty girl
I'll lose myself in you
I was so blinded by you, now I cry
Just thinking 'bout the fool that I was
I was such a fool
I'm alone now, but it's better for me
I don't need all your negativity
And I could be a pretty girl
I'll wear a skirt for you
And I could be a pretty girl
Shut up when you want me to
And I could be a pretty girl
I'll never make you blue
And I could be a pretty girl
I'll lose myself in you

posted about a year ago

Hi bronzil_enjoyer alt account

posted about a year ago

Clairo goes hard, makes me feel like a pretty girl

posted about a year ago

they should have used MF DOOM or Clairo

posted about a year ago

Cned to Sentinels

posted about a year ago

I agree we should give chamber at least 10 trips with 20 head hunter bullets that all cost $1 usd each and his ult should have unlimited bullets

posted about a year ago
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