i hope not

I have a total of 14 Goomana

Greeting my fellow Goomanian's,

I am here to discuss something truly important as we move forward as a society, taxes. The nation of Goomania will not last if those with less Goomana are left behind to go hungry and homeless. I therefore submit a motion to install a welfare system funded by taxes.

We can discuss the details of said welfare program as a government in the house of Gomania.

We must tax the 1% of Goomana wealthy users

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Im the next person!

Goomana has radicalized me into deep capitalist ties. I am now a leader of a secret right wing cult called the young Goomanians

Unfortunately you have no authority to remove or add Goomana to or from another user unless explicitly stated by our Goomana overlord

Unfortunately you have no authority to remove or add Goomana to or from another user unless explicitly stated by our Goomana overlord

W Goomana

this is worth infinitely more. With this Goomana I will blow up the moon

I'm not unfortunately :(

@bruhumphrey we need a Goomana police force

YOU ARE NOT HIM! YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY OVER GOOMANA! bruhumphrey get this imposter

this is the only one of my posts you are allowed to call self promo... but I also have a reward where i will oil up

two top results are the Goomana tracking thread and a thread called TF is Goomana. the rest is unrelated

I will shave my head and go bald live on stream if you guys get me to 100 subs on twitch or someone donates 50,000 bits. This is not a lie, I am not a fraud.

I beleive in you! Maybe one day you will make it on Bait Review

W bronzil_enjoyer

bro is just lying. Ethan currently has the highest contract in VCT and is making about $300k from pro play

Palestine and Trace is awesome, Palestine and DRG is also good :). honestly any flag with DRG or Trace is good (except Israel)

May I ask if this updates my Goomana amount and if so how much do I have now? I want to know if I can give more to Argentinian users.

bbro thinks he broke the story

I just did a backflip and yahooed at my desk

I will give 4 Goomana to the first Argentinian user to reply to my reply

The first letter in each line is bolded. it may or may not spell out something :)

Goomana is the greatest thing to happen to VLR since Shroud signing with Sentinels.
once the Goomana system is fully in place, this forum will be booming with Goomana.
oiling up at the moment to celebrate this joyous occasion of Goomana's creation.
my heart is pumping
and my brain is racing at the wonders possible with Goomana.
now that Goomana is officially here, it incentivizes good wholesome posts,
and the praises being sung of our Goomana overlord bruhumphrey.

All Hail bruhmphrey, the Goomana King.

wow controversial take, i don't know if I can stand with you on this

LETS GOOO! I'm gonna go read library books to blind children to celebrate

8/8 I will not be making another bait review post today nut this is an 8/8

May i ask my current VLR Goomana amount?

Valorant should just be the vandal, phantom, sheriff, classic, specter, and marshal.

brenshow better

Hello sideshowsbaldhead, this is a JPEGMAFIA reference and had nothing to do with calling vlr users "hoes"

hes in your walls bro

not that I have seen. so far I have seen Polandaman (he was the first), CanadaWoman, CanadaBrain, CanadaMan's 2 Braincells, EstoniaMan, CanadaByz, CanadaBalls, and MexicoMan

I want to lower the bait score so much based on this alone. You are getting too good at baiting

not even good enough for a bait review smh

This is how you shitpost! This is how you respond to a bait review. User bounced back in a big way and I salute you sir! o7

I was giving you props it was a good post. What do you want me to give up? Saying your post was good?

11

mods make him watch TMV rant about absolutely nothing

hi clone

bro can't read basic sentences 💀

o7

User: EEIU_WATCHER_ANONYMOUS
Title: Tired of This
Post contents:
Looking here guy. I don’t know where it you are comme from. LEAVE ME ALON! i struggle each day with demons inside me. I frel like FREAKING max mazanov… except… chuckles i AM the demon1… YOU SCARED yte? You dont even the knowing how much i go through. Grinding premier, watching le vods. I FREAKING hte you CANADA MAN. My post is not bait. I dated a FREKING HOT GF! Who cars she has 1 eye. We all have 1 eye, but also some have another one and thats ok*

Candaman i challenge you NOW. Come to East BLUFF SIDING COUNTY WISCONSIN. See what a REALM MAN rates YOU! Or i let my DEmons coming inside you hard
Date and time: Aug 9, 2024 at 11:00 AM EDT

Bait category: shitpost

This is how you shitpost! This is how you respond to a bait review. User bounced back in a big way and I salute you sir! o7

Total Bait rating = 7/8

Now this is a 7/8 lets go!

Bait review #4 so soon?

100%

100% an 8/8, I might eventually go back and rate old classic bait posts

No, I reread the original post and I agree. The post gets worse every time I look at it. You might wake p and it's a 2/8 who knows