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thank you king boilin_cockroach

Abdul told me about Demon1 and Derke going to Koi a couple days ago, I'm glad the news broke now and I don't have to keep that information a secret

his thoughts, his dreams, his hopes and asperations o(￣▽￣)ブ

i think its one of them liquid metals

drop the tracker link or stop ur yapping buddy

see no why is this getting downvoted?? like seriously

nah im good

i don't know about small hands but the Razer Viper v2 is the one i have and I like it very much

My favourite metal song is the Dora theme song, the original one

just go for ascendant

its not out of no where tbf

i just copy and pasted your post into google and this popped up.

http://faculty.polytechnic.org/physics/3%20A.P.%20PHYSICS%202009-2010/02.%202-d%20motion%20(kin,%20cent%20acc,%20rel%20motn)/2._pdf's/ch4Lect_white.pdf

Your question is on slide 16, I don't know if the answer is on there since it aint my homework

they are crickets mr boilin_cock

I didn't make the damn emoji, I searched cricket and these mfs popped up

those are crickets

🦗🦗🦗

Astras more recent nerfs to the suck

Well Koi ARE getting Demon1 and Derke confirmed so EMEA will be stronger next year

this is why I watch TMV so I can hate him more

nah

now who tf are YOU???

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hes probably just baiting

I'm just gonna ignore you bro, weirdo

real

Optic reunion in tier 2

bronzil_enjoyer my king can do whatever he wants

shes ok, I think in a team setting she'll be a really good in that initiator role. She won't be good as a solo senti so I don't think she will be replacing the cypher or KJ on any maps.

glad to see how far you've come on your baiting journey. proud of you.

who tf are you bruh

I'll put him at sentinel

So Koi is now getting Derke AND Demon1 that's insane! Will Koi go for Patititek, TenZ and Potter to make the ultimate super team?

Duelist: Derke
Controller/flex: TenZ
Controller/flex Demon1
Initiator: Patiteck
Sentinel: Miniboo

Coach: Potter
Assistant Coach: Chet

I don't want the worst agent in the game

yes, thank you bronzil my king

mods ban nihso for plagiarism and copyright infringement? thank you very much our glorious overlords.

WHOS WE? i BUILT THIS BAIT REVIEW, BRICK BY BRICK

I work in an office and the boss's office is close to my desk, I can check my phone but it probably wont be a good idea to do so for extended periods of time.

MODS GET THIS GUY FOR COPYRIGHT INFINGEMENT!

I just copy pasted the link in the original post

User: Mortadelo
Title: KOI Derke comfirmed
Post contents:
https://x.com/anonimotum/status/1828126957575487596

Date and time: Aug 29, 2024 at 9:42 AM EDT

Bait category: Engagement bait

This is absolutely incredible bait, just a simple posted link with an intriguing title. What puts this bait to an 8/8 is the fact that the link then goes to ANOTHER bait post but this time that post is actually from Derke. Absolutely incredible. I'm glad I risked getting fired to fully experience this bait.

Total Bait rating = 8/8

UPDATE
^ that was the link in the original post but it seems to be the wrong one? that link goes to 2 different tweetes depending on which post i click it through so here's the link to the actual tweet: https://x.com/Derke/status/1829151976984051750

I will risk getting fired by checking vlr on my phone. If i post a bait review then I survived, If I don't, I was fired.

I am at work and can't click the link unfortunately so I cant fully experience the bait sadge :(

new bait review?

الحمد لله

bro what? I made an alt called GalaxyBar using reddit and it got banned, I have not made any other alt accounts since

I hope the mods see this and take swift action

we meet again MexicoMan

My alt did get banned I don't know what to tell you. Maybe someone made an account with a similar name as mine that got banned? i have no clue.

thats not me my alt got banned