CanadaMan
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Registered: September 8, 2022
Last post: July 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Posts: 4000
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CanadaMan is there sentinel

posted 9 months ago

I've been hiding this for a long time but I think its finally time for me to announce this to you all.....

I am Zander and this account is one of my many alt accounts, bruhmphrey is another on of my alt accounts (I have more). I hope now that I have gotten this off my chest and have cleared my mind I can focus fully on the games ahead of me.

Thank you all for understanding :)

-Zander

posted 9 months ago

I don't think that has been announced yet

posted 9 months ago

true but I want my glorious W Canadian org in franchising

posted 9 months ago

Zander is so hot his hotness will blind All Knights

posted 9 months ago

If M80 lose today or tomorrow I will cry uncontrollably for 40 days and 40 nights

posted 9 months ago

yeah CanadaMan got signed by Sen as a content creator

posted 9 months ago

you are talking about him on chamber, what I'm seeing is hes playing mostly smokes

posted 9 months ago

probably will only happen if m80 lose ascension

posted 9 months ago

and then M80 signs CanadaMan as the head coach to lead the w Canadian org

posted 9 months ago

scam link

posted 9 months ago

I'm in the mood for chinese food more often than Indian food but when I have a craving for indian food nothing will satisfy it man its delicious

posted 9 months ago

HOLD UP!! HIS WRITING IS THIS FIRE???

posted 9 months ago

pop like snot bubbles

posted 9 months ago

Thank you I wrote this myself 🖊🔥

posted 9 months ago

So nasty that it's probably somewhat of a travesty
Having me, then he told the people "You can call me Your Majesty"
Keep your battery charged, you know it won't stick yo
And it's not his fault you kick slow
Should've let your trick ho chick hold your sick glow
Plus nobody couldn't do nothin' once he let the brick go
And you know I know that's a bunch of snow
The beat is so butter, peep the slow cutter
As he utter the calm flow ("Your mother—"), don't talk about my moms, yo
Sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow
Or vice versa, whip up a slice of nice verse pie
Hit it on the first try, villain: the worst guy
Spot hot tracks like spot a pair of fat asses
Shots of the scotch from out the square shot glasses
And he won't stop 'til he got the masses
And show 'em what they know not through flows of hot molasses
Do it like the robot to headspin to boogaloo
Took a few minutes to convince the average bug-a-boo
It's ugly, like look at you, it's a damn shame
Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name

And you know it like a poet, like baby doll
I bet she tried to say she gave me her all, she played ball
All bets off! The Villain got the dice rigged
And they say he accosted the man with the sliced wig
Allegedly; the investigation is still ongoing
In this pesky nation he gots the best con flowin'
The pot doubles, now they really got troubles
Madman never go pop like snot bubbles

posted 9 months ago

yes it was a coincidence as they are two different players with different playstyles

posted 9 months ago

beat spurs :(

posted 9 months ago

yayyy o( ̄▽ ̄)oo( ̄▽ ̄)oo( ̄▽ ̄)o

posted 9 months ago

I love Neymar, my favourite CS players

posted 9 months ago

Sorry I wanted to join in on the KC spam

posted 9 months ago

its ok, I post my song of the week tomorrow and it will be really awesome and make up for this haha joke

posted 9 months ago

boilin_cock's cock of the week when?

posted 9 months ago

The ranking page has always been dookie

posted 9 months ago

hawk tuah

posted 9 months ago

fart

posted 9 months ago

prolly

posted 9 months ago

i think so, maybe its that toilet thing?

posted 9 months ago

what do these words mean?

posted 9 months ago

I love that bald bastard lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope they do good!

posted 9 months ago

Good morning VLR,

I just woke from a nap I took on September 14th at 4:59 pm est. I can't wait to watch my favourite player TenZ in the upcoming Red Bull® Home Ground!

posted 9 months ago

Abdul told me that TenZ is unretiring and Sen is signing Yay to replace Sacy

posted 9 months ago

he never goes into an event with a team that he wants to win (except for when Acend was in it), he just routes for good valorant. He probably has a pick for a team that he thinks will win but he hasn't told me that

posted 9 months ago

theres a stat scraper thread just ask for one and hope he gives you one

posted 9 months ago

Surely m80 win today right?

right................

posted 9 months ago

no its yukky's stat scraper

posted 9 months ago

I would rather jump off the CN tower

posted 9 months ago

bro has replied to me 100 times

posted 9 months ago

according to the stat scraper you're my biggest fan

posted 9 months ago

buddy got his small cylinder stuck in an m&m tube 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

posted 9 months ago

KJ, Neon, Cypher, Astra, Viper, Chamber

posted 9 months ago

Disguised

posted 9 months ago

Thank you for letting us know you are bronze.

posted 9 months ago

not its a 7/8 at worst actually

posted 9 months ago

Kyle Lowry

posted 9 months ago

together 😎

posted 9 months ago

Mafia 2 is better and is actually in my top 20. Mafia 3 is like 21st

posted 9 months ago

Hi Cookie

posted 9 months ago
  1. Concord
  2. Five Nights At Freddy's Security Breach
  3. Fortnite Save The World
  4. Fortnite Battle Royale
  5. E.T. The Extra-Terestrial for the Atari
  6. Among Us
  7. Roblox
  8. Joe Danger
  9. Joe Danger 2
  10. Joe Danger Mobile

This is the true objective top 10 best video game list.

posted 9 months ago

o(〃^▽^〃)o

posted 9 months ago
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