CanadaMan
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Registered: September 8, 2022
Last post: November 29, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Posts: 3544
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where do you work bro, I'm downtown to let me know where to slide crodie

posted 3 months ago

thank you bronzil_enjoyer

posted 3 months ago

hi bruhumphry, what does this mean?

posted 3 months ago

npc ahh reply

posted 3 months ago

Almost didn't recognize you until I saw how many posted you've made

posted 3 months ago

Victor was already dropped bro

posted 3 months ago

noted thank you very much for your reply!

posted 3 months ago

Have fun

posted 3 months ago

appreciate it sir o7

posted 3 months ago

User: number1nobodyhater
Title: KangKang needs to be dropped from EDG
Post contents:
After he had his fluke of a final game his form is gonna fail off crazy hard. EDG needs to drop him ASAP and sign Derke. Derke has consistently been one of the best in the world and clears KK.

Date and time: Aug 28, 2024 at 2:27 PM EDT

Bait category: Rage Bait

I believe this is the first ever requested bait review (Thank you nihso). Honestly a good attempt at rage bait, the only thing holding it back is that no on in the replies seems to have fallen for the bait. While the post contents themselves is an entertaining attempt at rage bait, the result fell flat of my expectations.

Total Bait rating = 3/8

posted 3 months ago

ok will do sir

posted 3 months ago

I have not played Wukong but I have beat both Fallen order and Jedi Survivor multiple times. They both have difficulty settings so you could lower the difficulty if it gets too hard.

posted 3 months ago

maybe one day

posted 3 months ago

Fallen Order and Jedi Survivor definitely benefit from having knowledge of the Star Wars franchise and a lot of moments of the story do kind of boost other parts of already known star wars lore but you could definitely play them as someone that isn't all that interested in Star Wars, it very much feels like an easier FromSoft game. Especially Fallen Order, Jedi Survivor is significantly harder and has more upgrade options. Think of it as a souls type game just with Lightsabers.

posted 3 months ago

Fallen Order and Jedi Survivor are Incredible single player games and so are the Force Unleashed games. Assasins Creed 2-3 (2, Brotherhood, Revelations, and 3) are all amazing single player games, a lot of people also like Black Flag as well. GTA V has an amazing story mode and so do most GTA games tbh.

posted 3 months ago

maybe....

posted 3 months ago

THANK GOD YIPEEEEE 🎈🎈🎉🎉🎉🍾🍾

posted 3 months ago

idk just post bait, especially engagement bait that will boost your stars

posted 3 months ago

(⊙ˍ⊙)

posted 3 months ago

X_X

posted 3 months ago

I can always count on you boilin_cock (❤ ω ❤)

posted 3 months ago

You have inspired me, like bruhumphrey before you

posted 3 months ago

I'm Bored

Hey chat, thank you so much for reading this post! I would like to thank cloudberry for giving me the idea to do this super hilarious post. Have a good offseason everyone! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ:・゚✧*

posted 3 months ago

KEEP SAYF ON DUELIST FFS

posted 3 months ago

ooooh im gonna make an Im bored post now because of your reply o( ̄▽ ̄)o

posted 3 months ago

NA isn't the only region, he could just stay in APAC or even go to EMEA

posted 3 months ago

I tried to unban you on discord but it didn't give me the option so I thought one of the other mods did. dm me on discord to remind me and I'll do it when I get home.

posted 3 months ago

im banning you on twitch

posted 3 months ago

me either, I was gonna use that account to be like an exaggerated british person and for pickems

posted 3 months ago

br*tish chocolate brand

posted 3 months ago

that account was banned because the mods hate Galaxy chocolate smh

posted 3 months ago

this might be the worst ult tier list ever

posted 3 months ago

no I named it after a candy brand

posted 3 months ago

Then why was mine banned for nothing?

posted 3 months ago

I wanted to make a 2nd account here on vlr so that I could do different pickems, and also just have a better time on vlr without getting instantly downvoted and shit talked for just existing. I decided to make that 2nd account like a character of sorts but it got perma banned immediately after I made a post which had absolutely nothing against the TOS. Is it against the TOS of VLR or something? If it isn't then why was that account banned?

If it is against the TOS than I apologize and I will not attempt to make another account.

posted 3 months ago

coffee tastes terrible I don't get why anyone drinks it for anything other than waking up

posted 3 months ago

when you go to a match that has been played on VLR hit the performance tab it goes into more detail

posted 3 months ago

according to Dexerto this is his crosshair code: 0;p;0;P;u;000000FF;o;1;d;1;z;1;f;0;s;0;0t;0;0l;4;0v;2;0o;0;0a;1;0f;0;1b;0

and according to prosettings .net this is his crosshair code: 0;s;1;P;c;8;u;000000FF;h;0;b;1;0l;3;0v;5;0o;1;0a;1;0f;0;1b;0;S;c;4;s;0.6

I don't know which one is the real one but thats what I found

https://www.dexerto.com/valorant/edward-gaming-zmjjkks-valorant-settings-keybinds-crosshair-mouse-settings-more-2175768/#zmjjkk-valorant-crosshair

https://prosettings.net/players/zmjjkk/

posted 3 months ago

w boilin_cock

posted 3 months ago

(❤ ω ❤)

posted 3 months ago

yes :)

posted 3 months ago

I didn't need permission but I like boilin_cockroach and have had many interactions with them on vlr in the past and wanted to give them a heads up :)

posted 3 months ago

but it was posted by boilin_cockroach, everything he posts goes up in ratings automatically

posted 3 months ago

User: boilin_cockroach
Title: Late LEV vs TH analysis
Post contents:
Was on a call with mazino rn, he burst into tears. It was the first time I've heard him crying in our 12 year long friendship. He told me that just before the walkouts, paTiTek and a Riot admin went over to aspas' PC and changed a few settings, aspas checked his PC and found nothing. After the game aspas was emotionally hurt so just before getting up he opened vlr.gg to see the reactions here, but, what he saw was disgusting. The site took 15 seconds to load. Aspas quickly called mazino and mazino yelled, "Run the fucking speed test!". Aspas hurridly opened ookla speedtest and found out he played on 10% packet loss and 60ms ping. Then immediately an admin came and wiped their PC's data and smirked and whispered to mazino, "FF7 porn clears." and left. I'm completely heartbroken.

Date and time: Aug 27, 2024 at 5:50 PM EDT

Bait category: Copypasta

Everything boilincock does is incredible and this post is no exception. A top 20 user on vlr with an incredible copypasta with an incredibly heart breaking story ::><::

Total Bait rating = 7/8

posted 3 months ago

Do I have your permission to bait review this?

posted 3 months ago

like genuinely who tf is stalking my posts and downvoting each one

posted 3 months ago

I just remember when the Raptors won the championship or Kawhi's shot in Game 7, or I touch myself while watching DeMar DeRozan and Kyle Lowry Raptors highlights. Sometimes I'll even watch Lou Williams or Patrick Patterson, Amir Johnson, Greivis Vasquez Jonas Valancuinas Raptors highlights and if I am very deep in my feels I'll watch Vince Carter, Tracy McGrady or Damon Stoudamire highlights.

posted 3 months ago

Ethan and TenZ are so hot 😫😩🤭(✿◠‿◠)(✿◕‿◕✿)(❤ ω ❤)

posted 3 months ago

posted 3 months ago

ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

posted 3 months ago
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