CanadaMan
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Registered: September 8, 2022
Last post: October 23, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Posts: 2861
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FINALLY! ITS DONE! I CAN GO TO AN EVENT! I HAVE WON!!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I WILL HOLD A SIGN SAYING "TMV HATES NA" "MEMEA" AND OTHER RELATED SIGNS>

WAR IS OVER!

posted 2 months ago

Sherlock Holmes but if he was a doctor instead of a detective. Goated show

posted 2 months ago

no shot more people are voting for Lev than Heretics

posted 2 months ago

REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL

or House MD

posted 2 months ago

Game changers, Ascension, you can also just start watching shows you haven't seen before

posted 2 months ago

Toronto is Goated tf you yapping about

posted 2 months ago

I am 22 I make $50,000 a year at my job right now. I moved out of my mom's house in February so like almost all of that was spent while still living with my mom and not having rent and other bills. I have spent maybe $150 since moving out in Feb.

posted 2 months ago

ohhhh, I also don't have he Arcane sheriff

posted 2 months ago

Im gonna guess and hope the vine is like the "trip"

posted 2 months ago

no, I don't have the 2021 Champs vandal and the Aemondir vandal. I don't use the phantom as much so I don't have I beleive 6 of the ones with effects I just forgot which ones.

posted 2 months ago

^only correct answer

posted 2 months ago

I have like 43 knife skins, 39 vandals, 34 phantoms, 6 Sheriffs. I bought I think 5 or vct team capsules. and a lot more stuff. I can afford it so I buy but I'm not flexing it

posted 2 months ago

User: whereuurr
Title: You are all poor
Post contents:
I have 43k vp waiting to be spent on my main valorant account while you bums are living off battlepass skins.

Date and time: Aug 20, 2024 at 11:11 AM EDT

Bait category: Ragebait

Bro is flexing around $600 CAD or $440 USD 💀. I have spent over 8 times as much on this shitty game

Total Bait rating = 0/8

posted 2 months ago

THANK YOU RITO! As a Sentinel player (KJ Main) who only has 2 real options I thank the heavens this next agent is a sentinel. but I SWEAR if this new agent is another damn deadlock I will go into my instalock reyna/Iso arc.

I legit only play Cypher, KJ, in premier (and Neon on Lotus but riot took that from me :() so hopefully this new agent will allow me to enjoy life again.

posted 2 months ago

Instalock Iso or reyna and turn off brain

posted 2 months ago

w bait proud of you :)

posted 2 months ago

actually insane. Alfa stood up after FNC used 3 ults to win a close found then immediately lost 5 rounds in a row.

posted 2 months ago

flair

posted 2 months ago

<3

posted 2 months ago

introducing VLR bair review to the APAC vlr users

posted 2 months ago

User: HongEunchae
Title: dogshit casters
Post contents:
s0n dickriders fuckin shitshow and brat

Date and time: Aug 17, 2024 at 5:11 AM EDT

Bait category: Ragebait

Put some respect on the Goated casting duo brenshow. Terrible post, fails at being a successful rage bait as it is so easy to see through.

Total Bait rating = 0/8

posted 2 months ago

0/8 Brenshow are goated

posted 2 months ago

this reply has been fact checked by true patriots and has been found to be untrue and has been classified as misinformation

posted 2 months ago

DRG will win that next VALORANT INTERGALACTIC CHAMPIONSHIP

posted 2 months ago

no, I literally came from the future and am spoiling the results

posted 2 months ago

All good though, FPX wins first masters next year, Trace wins the second and DRG wins champs so the karmic cycle will be broken :)

posted 2 months ago

This is real, I fell off a magic cliff and woke up in August of 2024. That was 1 month ago now

posted 2 months ago

no they moved it back to August just starting mid August instead as some external factors having to do with Venue availability.

posted 2 months ago

They announced a delay to December 2025

posted 2 months ago

Shitposts count as bait technically, I have shitposting as a category when I do my bait reviews. But this isn't a shitpost either. I accidently fell off a magic cliff what feels like 2 years ago and woke up in 2025.

posted 2 months ago

I literally got Matt Murdock and Saul Goodman on retainer 🙏😭🤣

posted 2 months ago

YOU have to become the instalock reyna/iso you desire

posted 2 months ago

This is an utter embarrassment and mockery of what I do. You disgust me and I will be speaking with my lawyers

posted 2 months ago

no

posted 2 months ago

FPX win the first masters then Trace win the second one while DRG takes Champs

posted 2 months ago

if a t2 team makes it to champs they stay in

posted 2 months ago

ask ur mom

posted 2 months ago

Thank you for the kind review but not as in depth as mine, 4/8 review of my bait.

posted 2 months ago

I have returned from September 13, 2025 and I have some amazing news, DRG WON CHAMPS 2025! It was a hard fought battle but DRG beat Trace 3-2 in the Grand Finals of Champs 2025 in one of the most entertaining tournaments in VCT history! Can't wait to see DRG carry on this momentum to next year :)

posted 2 months ago

:(

posted 2 months ago

Ethan

posted 2 months ago

My predictions for tomorrows games.

Sen vs EDG: Sen 2-1 EDG
Lev vs TH: Lev 0-2 TH

posted 2 months ago

0/8

posted 2 months ago

John Rito gave you the script?

posted 2 months ago

not even worthy of a bait review

posted 2 months ago

Instalock Reyna or Iso

posted 2 months ago

W

posted 2 months ago

𝓘 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾!

posted 2 months ago
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