User: Stormm
Title: E-Girls come
Post contents:
Looking for an e-kitten rank Iron-Gold (MAX)18+. Needs to be able to sleep call, and reassure me because I have trust issues. Need to have good meow because thats what gets me to play better. Also matching names, PFP's, and tags are a must. I'm a Radiant Peak, currently immo with money to spoil my egirl. I can also help you become a beast at val and demolish all your opponents. Applications are open. (Add me if you think you're a worthy contender.)

Date and time: Aug 20, 2024 at 12:58 AM EDT

Bait category: Shitpost

Very cringe but done in a purposeful way. This post is very obviously a shitpost and not "real" which is a good thing most of the time. What really makes this a good shitpost however is the fact that the user stayed in character in the replies.

Total Bait rating = 6/8

sad day ahlie gangy, no fawad to STC anymore, my licence got theifed by the fuzz

nah im a Scarborough yute famo

This post has been fact checked by real Canadian Patriots

Ayy, what’s good fam? I hear ya loud and clear! M80's gonna be wylin' next year, no cap. Zander’s about to go off and drop 30 easy on the squad. They’re gonna put 13-0 on everyone, straight flexin’. VCT ain’t even a thing for M80, wallahi. Better re-up those bets on Ascension before they make a mess of your team’s headtops, for real.

I'm not pregnant.... are you calling me fat? mods blow this guy up

I will try it depends on how many games I will be able to go to since I already promised the boilin_cock one as well as a "TMV Hates NA" sign

The Grand Finals and lower finals might be in scotiabank arena thats what they have done so far where the first set of games are in a lesser arena but the lower and grand finals are in the cities main venue

They are my w Canadian Org and they will win Masters Toronto

Yes, I will be going to multiple days with a different sign each time, one of the signs will say "I Love boilin_cock"

Razer Viper v2 Pro

Bangkok: Sen
Toronto: m80
Paris: DRG

For the Grand Finals they will bait out the crowd and make them think Drake is coming out to preform, but really, Kendrick Lamar comes out and performs Not Like Us 700 times then proceeds to call Drake a Pedophile for another 2 hours straight. and then and ONLY then will TenZ come out and Preform Not Like Us a total of 3 times before losing to m80 in the Grand Finals.

69 lol

MASTERS TORONTO BABY

theres a joke/comeback here somewhere

It will always be the Air Canada Center to me :(

*Better side

Masters Beijing
Masters London
Champions New York

This is 100% real and confirmed by the Gods.

Well I would assume its like it is now where the first couple games are at a smaller arena but the last three games (Lowers, Lower finals, and Grand Finals) will be at the cities main arena, so for Toronto Scotiabank arena. maybe the smaller arena will be at the Coca-Cola Coliseum?

probably after people in the community pushed back on it.

:(

I said one of not the first. I also see a bunch of colleges but this thread is still on the first scroll on the first page

ooh my Birthday is in May :)

when you search Google for Masters Toronto this thread is one of the first things that pop up

should be around 11 am est so around 5:00 pm paris time

CanadaMan Says hell yeah

Nah Team Scylla winning Ascension

hopefully soon, this was just from a leak (from the official Valorant Indonesia instagram) so nothing announced properly yet

W be seeing you there

Downfrag!

dumbass, you made a comment suggesting that GE (an indian org) would be a hometown team for Toronto. There is a 0% chanc that this is not about indian immigrants in Toronto.

Thats how every sports league works, the only difference is that the NBA or the MLB for example have more teams in one league. Better teams that win more always play in more games.

ew racist

why break up :(

I want more EMEA events so I dont have to stay up at 4am on a weeknight when I have work. or just every event in Toronto will also work

Sen will lose to DRG then Global. sorry I came back from the future.

m80 (W Canadian Org) will win Masters Toronto after winning the lower finals against Global Eposrts. m80 will win the Grand Finals against DRG in a 3-2 close series that will go down in vct history.

champs 2025 is in paris

I was hoping for Champs Toronto but I'll take a masters

TenZ

DRG Clears

nah m80 is winning masters Toronto

L I had to face that for 2 events this year

Upfrag!

M80 Will win Masters Toronto my W Canadian org

W

of course!

Fuck Yeah I will try my best

You know what I will!