Which agent best represents you?!

#1

100TBoeJiden

do you identify as an agent?

ive started using Brinstome as an alias IRl

when I answer the phone I say I am brimstone

my work email now has brimstone agent description from lobby selection quoted

and I sign all my CC receipts as brimstone

anyone else?

#2

APAC_jimmy

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Brimstone is a chad so that definitely isn’t you

#3

APAC_jimmy

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You’re more like a killjoy annoying and nerdy

#4

100TBoeJiden

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“Excessive Toxicity”

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NG1nS

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XD

#5

Dr_DoofenshmirtZ

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hey 100TBoeJiden, what % chance do u think 100t has to qualify for playoffs?

#6

Kuttush

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Yep, my pronouns are kay/o.

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Crackyoudown

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o/kay bruh

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williamm

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that was a good one

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Sem1-

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yeah, I'm fade, my wage can't keep up with the inflation

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queueK

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LMFAO

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WinterZ

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cap, there is 0% chance that you have a job

#27

100TBoeJiden

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“Discrimination”

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Ultimate6989

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no just you lol,

#53

WinterZ

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If you unironically identify as a Valorant agent then you need to be rushed to a psych ward ASAP

#9

yaiima0

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Sage cuz I’m mommy irl :)

#10

archetype

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omen because i am dead inside and barely keeping myself together

#16

Crackyoudown

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sadge :(

#17

archetype

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all good

#11

alice_

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im literally killjoy irl

#12

boxofscissors

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All the edgelords RUNNING for omen

#13

shuffled

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Im phoenix
arrogant, dumb, fun-loving

#14

Amok

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I'm like Phoenix

because nobody wants to pick me

Sadge

#50

Ultimate6989

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bro that hit too hard

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Shownu

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Chamber. Ejaculate and evacuate.

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williamm

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???

#19

Crackyoudown

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feel like I would make a great cypher or omen ngl

#20

mystbz1

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cause youre preverted

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Crackyoudown

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what the fuck is wrong with you???

#38

Crackyoudown

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I was gonna go with cuz i'm pretty resourceful and in cypher's case Muslim idk why u going with perverted u fucking tool

#41

Crackyoudown

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for one you don't fucking know me you dickhead, and two u can't even spell the word properly get a fucking life you troll

#42

gutszeraa

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dude is still responding LMFAO

#43

Crackyoudown

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I'm done bruh just some of the fucking kids on this site fr fr they braindead

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mystbz1

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dawg im kidding calm down

sorry though and hope you have a good day

#48

Crackyoudown

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look I understand ur "kidding" but calling someone perverted is basically an accusation just keep that in mind and have a good day usrself

#52

jackb2016

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?

#51

JustEnjoying

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this was a weird-ass thing to say lmao

#21

xD1LL4N

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Pheonix bc im brittish and hot af

#22

Ullyr

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yoru

#23

queueK

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dude you are literally a divine benediction

all your posts are comedy gold

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archetype

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sup queueK how have you been sir

#28

queueK

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been chilling

#29

archetype

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nice. have a good day boss

#30

queueK

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you too king

#32

100TBoeJiden

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i serve the people. thanks for contributing to the post

#25

hiyo

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killjoy

#31

nairolf1337

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Killjoy, bc there is no joy left in me since I have installed this game

#45

Crackyoudown

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I wish u well buddy take a break from val enjoy life happiness will come back to u

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katsu_vlr

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Omen because of my juicy cheeks

#35

Curxyy

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pheonx i say the word

#36

Chovymaker

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CHAMBER
I'm cool
My hair is just like my agent
Even though I didn't produce weapons, I produced something. (im fkn genius)
Maybe i can tp? 👉👈

#44

LOLOLXD

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has to be my ebony queen astra

#46

xLeo

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Jett
straight up dash in others 🙋‍♀️ heart ❤️
👉👈
😩
😉
😊👍

⭕MEGALUL
KEKW

#54

NoobFlick

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omen

#55

Cresp

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Raze bc im homosexual.

#56

DDenied

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100tNitty back with the dumbest thread of the day

#57

100TBoeJiden

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“Excessive Toxicity”

Must be a breach player self identification.