do u have girlfriend?

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Slasher2

Do u guys have girlfriends? if not why? there's no way u guys sitting in room watching ph

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GetsystheGr8

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No I have an imaginary one... her name is bella

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kindereggmodel

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ngl thats a pretty good name LOL

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BakemonO

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this dude watched twilight and is dreaming about being a vampire

cringe bro

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GetsystheGr8

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Wtf is twilight?

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Heavon

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No, but...

I have a waifu

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H3LiX

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Isn’t that your third post about girlfriends today? Are you okay man? I have a wife and kids lol

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GetsystheGr8

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U have wife and kids and ur on a valorant forum? Get a life my guy

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H3LiX

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1600 posts, no stars. Oof.

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Most of them were accurate takes.... I just called BR trash before masters and I got downfragged... anyways u have WIFE AND KIDS MY GUY GET A HOLD OF UR LIFE

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prep0p

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I mean he has wife and kids so he has life you idiot.

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GetsystheGr8

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How does that make sense hes on a forum page and he has wife and kids lol

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prep0p

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arguing with you is pointless

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GetsystheGr8

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Shut up u budget beb0p

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HLTVtoxic

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dont call any1 beb0p that dude was legendary and will always be.

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H3LiX

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My life is going just fine... it’s my day off, my wife is a nurse and is working at the moment, my kids are playing Roblox after just having eaten lunch, I’m relaxing before Liquid/Fnatic starts. I’ve been following eSports for a decade, why stop now? Life’s good brotha but I appreciate you checking in.

How’s your day going?

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GetsystheGr8

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So ur a couch potato that relies on his wife for salary... mine is great just hit plat 2 thx for asking...

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H3LiX

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Lol, I think you skipped over the part where it’s my day off. I too work in healthcare, and earn roughly $30,000 more annually than my wife. But we are both making great living. I appreciate your concern brotha, me and the family are doing well.

Also, I’m plat 3 as we speak, if you are in NA East or Central maybe we’ll get a game or two in. My name is HELiX in game too, see you around.

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GetsystheGr8

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Nah ur too shit for me... I'm basically radiant... my dad makes more than ur entire family tree

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H3LiX

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Ah well, worth a try.

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Damn I don't remember you being this toxic

#52

GetsystheGr8

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I'm not toxic... I'm just playing with my guy

continue thread →

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ShiningTyGuy

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Don't explain yourself to these kids that grew up trolling on the internet, most of them wouldn't even have the social skills to talk to a female irl or ever have the maturity to raise a family

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GetsystheGr8

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Says the guy whose only talked to his mom and thinks it's a big achievement

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ShiningTyGuy

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That was the lamest come back I have ever heard... can tell you grew up on the internet

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DragonDrac

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Straight up FACTS...

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kindereggmodel

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i did, she dumped me though because she wanted me to spend more time. i couldnt though, because at the time I was the #1 tennis player in canada for my age group so i trained a fuck ton. i had no time, so i was rightfully dumped. btw this was 2 years ago, im yet to get back into one

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GetsystheGr8

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#1 master baiter in the world*

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kindereggmodel

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?? wdym

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My girlfriend just dumped me coz I said I won't be available Sunday Night, as Sentinels play the grand finals. And I am happy with it.

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GetsystheGr8

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Yea sure she did

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prep0p

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yes

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GetsystheGr8

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Is it Beb0p

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prep0p

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no, you're beb0p

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vollizie

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My League of Legends account name is "girlfriend haver," so yea.

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GetsystheGr8

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Tenz fanboy

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vollizie

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what?

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GetsystheGr8

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Nvm

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Aidan

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I have a boyfriend

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kindereggmodel

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good for you

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girlfriendS

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kindereggmodel

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wait so we were supposed to troll? LOL bruh i thought it was a serious question

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GetsystheGr8

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Wait were u actually the #1 tennis player?

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kindereggmodel

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yes i was when i was 14. over time i had more and more pressure and eventually i quit because it fucked with my normal life and i suffered from depression and tried to kill myself. forreal

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GetsystheGr8

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I smell cap

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kindereggmodel

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ye i know it sounds way too far, its weird to talk about over the internet.

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GetsystheGr8

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Ok 👨

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kindereggmodel

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idk what to respond with now

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BakemonO

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I had a girlfriend long time ago

nowadays it's pointless for me, I actually enjoy myself quite a lot, I can't see me dating or doing shit that couples do, dunno something is wrong with me I guess

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GetsystheGr8

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Maybe u need to change teams 😉

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BakemonO

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You know I met a trap at my uni and I kinda wanted to go for it but she did not sadge

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kindereggmodel

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sadge. você terá uma rainha sexy, seu rei! eu acredito

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xLinksz

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Yes i live with her

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Glycoroldas

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I have a girlfriend but I'd rather be a 40 year old wizard

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PicKaRuu

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Hey, is there any girlfriend?

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moet

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https://imgur.com/a/V0xQ9xa

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My Gf name is Alexa. She do everything i ask her for.

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hiyo

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nah I have an nb partner thx for asking tho

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Metal

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What's a Girlfriend?

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Xaster15

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Girl and friend

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plas

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had and couldve had like a few weeks ago