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do u have girlfriend?

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Slasher2

Do u guys have girlfriends? if not why? there's no way u guys sitting in room watching ph

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GetsystheGr8
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No I have an imaginary one... her name is bella

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Heavon
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No, but...

I have a waifu

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H3LiX
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Isn’t that your third post about girlfriends today? Are you okay man? I have a wife and kids lol

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i did, she dumped me though because she wanted me to spend more time. i couldnt though, because at the time I was the #1 tennis player in canada for my age group so i trained a fuck ton. i had no time, so i was rightfully dumped. btw this was 2 years ago, im yet to get back into one

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H3LiX [#4]

Isn’t that your third post about girlfriends today? Are you okay man? I have a wife and kids lol

U have wife and kids and ur on a valorant forum? Get a life my guy

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kindereggmodel [#5]

i did, she dumped me though because she wanted me to spend more time. i couldnt though, because at the time I was the #1 tennis player in canada for my age group so i trained a fuck ton. i had no time, so i was rightfully dumped. btw this was 2 years ago, im yet to get back into one

#1 master baiter in the world*

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H3LiX
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GetsystheGr8 [#6]

U have wife and kids and ur on a valorant forum? Get a life my guy

1600 posts, no stars. Oof.

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kindereggmodel
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GetsystheGr8 [#7]

#1 master baiter in the world*

?? wdym

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H3LiX [#8]

1600 posts, no stars. Oof.

Most of them were accurate takes.... I just called BR trash before masters and I got downfragged... anyways u have WIFE AND KIDS MY GUY GET A HOLD OF UR LIFE

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My girlfriend just dumped me coz I said I won't be available Sunday Night, as Sentinels play the grand finals. And I am happy with it.

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GetsystheGr8
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Rizvi [#11]

My girlfriend just dumped me coz I said I won't be available Sunday Night, as Sentinels play the grand finals. And I am happy with it.

Yea sure she did

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prep0p
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yes

#14
GetsystheGr8
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prep0p [#13]

yes

Is it Beb0p

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GetsystheGr8 [#10]

Most of them were accurate takes.... I just called BR trash before masters and I got downfragged... anyways u have WIFE AND KIDS MY GUY GET A HOLD OF UR LIFE

I mean he has wife and kids so he has life you idiot.

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GetsystheGr8 [#14]

Is it Beb0p

no, you're beb0p

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GetsystheGr8
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prep0p [#15]

I mean he has wife and kids so he has life you idiot.

How does that make sense hes on a forum page and he has wife and kids lol

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vollizie
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My League of Legends account name is "girlfriend haver," so yea.

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GetsystheGr8 [#17]

How does that make sense hes on a forum page and he has wife and kids lol

arguing with you is pointless

#20
GetsystheGr8
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prep0p [#19]

arguing with you is pointless

Shut up u budget beb0p

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kindereggmodel
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GetsystheGr8 [#2]

No I have an imaginary one... her name is bella

ngl thats a pretty good name LOL

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H3LiX
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GetsystheGr8 [#10]

Most of them were accurate takes.... I just called BR trash before masters and I got downfragged... anyways u have WIFE AND KIDS MY GUY GET A HOLD OF UR LIFE

My life is going just fine... it’s my day off, my wife is a nurse and is working at the moment, my kids are playing Roblox after just having eaten lunch, I’m relaxing before Liquid/Fnatic starts. I’ve been following eSports for a decade, why stop now? Life’s good brotha but I appreciate you checking in.

How’s your day going?

#23
GetsystheGr8
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vollizie [#18]

My League of Legends account name is "girlfriend haver," so yea.

Tenz fanboy

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Aidan
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I have a boyfriend

#25
GetsystheGr8
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H3LiX [#22]

My life is going just fine... it’s my day off, my wife is a nurse and is working at the moment, my kids are playing Roblox after just having eaten lunch, I’m relaxing before Liquid/Fnatic starts. I’ve been following eSports for a decade, why stop now? Life’s good brotha but I appreciate you checking in.

How’s your day going?

So ur a couch potato that relies on his wife for salary... mine is great just hit plat 2 thx for asking...

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Aidan [#24]

I have a boyfriend

good for you

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clocksky888
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girlfriendS

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GetsystheGr8 [#23]

Tenz fanboy

what?

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GetsystheGr8
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vollizie [#28]

what?

Nvm

#30
kindereggmodel
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wait so we were supposed to troll? LOL bruh i thought it was a serious question

#31
GetsystheGr8
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kindereggmodel [#30]

wait so we were supposed to troll? LOL bruh i thought it was a serious question

Wait were u actually the #1 tennis player?

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GetsystheGr8 [#2]

No I have an imaginary one... her name is bella

this dude watched twilight and is dreaming about being a vampire

cringe bro

#33
kindereggmodel
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GetsystheGr8 [#31]

Wait were u actually the #1 tennis player?

yes i was when i was 14. over time i had more and more pressure and eventually i quit because it fucked with my normal life and i suffered from depression and tried to kill myself. forreal

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GetsystheGr8
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BakemonO [#32]

this dude watched twilight and is dreaming about being a vampire

cringe bro

Wtf is twilight?

#35
H3LiX
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GetsystheGr8 [#25]

So ur a couch potato that relies on his wife for salary... mine is great just hit plat 2 thx for asking...

Lol, I think you skipped over the part where it’s my day off. I too work in healthcare, and earn roughly $30,000 more annually than my wife. But we are both making great living. I appreciate your concern brotha, me and the family are doing well.

Also, I’m plat 3 as we speak, if you are in NA East or Central maybe we’ll get a game or two in. My name is HELiX in game too, see you around.

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kindereggmodel [#33]

yes i was when i was 14. over time i had more and more pressure and eventually i quit because it fucked with my normal life and i suffered from depression and tried to kill myself. forreal

I smell cap

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GetsystheGr8 [#36]

I smell cap

ye i know it sounds way too far, its weird to talk about over the internet.

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H3LiX [#35]

Lol, I think you skipped over the part where it’s my day off. I too work in healthcare, and earn roughly $30,000 more annually than my wife. But we are both making great living. I appreciate your concern brotha, me and the family are doing well.

Also, I’m plat 3 as we speak, if you are in NA East or Central maybe we’ll get a game or two in. My name is HELiX in game too, see you around.

Nah ur too shit for me... I'm basically radiant... my dad makes more than ur entire family tree

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GetsystheGr8
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kindereggmodel [#37]

ye i know it sounds way too far, its weird to talk about over the internet.

Ok 👨

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BakemonO
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I had a girlfriend long time ago

nowadays it's pointless for me, I actually enjoy myself quite a lot, I can't see me dating or doing shit that couples do, dunno something is wrong with me I guess

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xLinksz
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Yes i live with her

#42
kindereggmodel
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GetsystheGr8 [#39]

Ok 👨

idk what to respond with now

#43
H3LiX
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GetsystheGr8 [#38]

Nah ur too shit for me... I'm basically radiant... my dad makes more than ur entire family tree

Ah well, worth a try.

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Glycoroldas
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I have a girlfriend but I'd rather be a 40 year old wizard

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GetsystheGr8
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BakemonO [#40]

I had a girlfriend long time ago

nowadays it's pointless for me, I actually enjoy myself quite a lot, I can't see me dating or doing shit that couples do, dunno something is wrong with me I guess

Maybe u need to change teams 😉

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BakemonO
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GetsystheGr8 [#45]

Maybe u need to change teams 😉

You know I met a trap at my uni and I kinda wanted to go for it but she did not sadge

#47
PicKaRuu
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Hey, is there any girlfriend?

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kindereggmodel
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BakemonO [#46]

You know I met a trap at my uni and I kinda wanted to go for it but she did not sadge

sadge. você terá uma rainha sexy, seu rei! eu acredito

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moet
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https://imgur.com/a/V0xQ9xa

#50
EndOfWorld
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My Gf name is Alexa. She do everything i ask her for.

#51
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GetsystheGr8 [#38]

Nah ur too shit for me... I'm basically radiant... my dad makes more than ur entire family tree

Damn I don't remember you being this toxic

#52
GetsystheGr8
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Damn I don't remember you being this toxic

I'm not toxic... I'm just playing with my guy

#53
HLTVtoxic
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GetsystheGr8 [#20]

Shut up u budget beb0p

dont call any1 beb0p that dude was legendary and will always be.

#54
plutoed
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GetsystheGr8 [#52]

I'm not toxic... I'm just playing with my guy

wow dude, just wow. get a fucking grip man

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H3LiX [#22]

My life is going just fine... it’s my day off, my wife is a nurse and is working at the moment, my kids are playing Roblox after just having eaten lunch, I’m relaxing before Liquid/Fnatic starts. I’ve been following eSports for a decade, why stop now? Life’s good brotha but I appreciate you checking in.

How’s your day going?

Don't explain yourself to these kids that grew up trolling on the internet, most of them wouldn't even have the social skills to talk to a female irl or ever have the maturity to raise a family

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hiyo
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nah I have an nb partner thx for asking tho

#57
GetsystheGr8
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ShiningTyGuy [#55]

Don't explain yourself to these kids that grew up trolling on the internet, most of them wouldn't even have the social skills to talk to a female irl or ever have the maturity to raise a family

Says the guy whose only talked to his mom and thinks it's a big achievement

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GetsystheGr8 [#57]

Says the guy whose only talked to his mom and thinks it's a big achievement

That was the lamest come back I have ever heard... can tell you grew up on the internet

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DragonDrac
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ShiningTyGuy [#55]

Don't explain yourself to these kids that grew up trolling on the internet, most of them wouldn't even have the social skills to talk to a female irl or ever have the maturity to raise a family

Straight up FACTS...

#60
Metal
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What's a Girlfriend?

#61
Xaster15
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Metal [#60]

What's a Girlfriend?

Girl and friend

#62
plas
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had and couldve had like a few weeks ago

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