i will do whatever the top comment says (within reason)
fully shave your head, eyebrows and all
like shave smooth to the bone no buzz shit
it is. him shaving will be like 1 second entertainment. him writing a fan fic is more time of entertainment
merabs the goat bro he beats everyone
umar didnt stand a chance. no idea why merab was such an underdog, easy money
i live in the real georgia we watch college football here none of that pussy mma shit
ok i was joking before but this is wild bro merab could never make shoota
merab beating aldo, yan, cejudo, omalley, and umar in a row is better than carti dropping self titled, die lit, and whole lotta red in a row
all the comments have been unreasonable
you should lock in and become rich af and live a great life if c9 beats g2
write fan fic about sideshow and the worst performing player of the match add a love triangle with scream and write about that for next week on this site
calm down its not gonna happen i called in there gonna drug test xeppaa before the match
surely he doesnt do more than he did in the last 2 years combined again
bro has the perfect formula of stealing checks any time people think this guys sucks get a new player he plays like prime yay and prime meteor combined
hopefully final bump but this clearly wins, if c9 win i guess im getting to writing
unlucky gg maybe in an alternate universe where c9 didn’t use his life game already
Buy a C9 Jersey and watch party the rest of their games this season on stream.
new agent idea what if they gave him nukes schizo i put all my cash on nrg am i cooked schizo chiwa > vakk you cannot debate this schizo
You have to bet on C9 to win for the rest of kickoff
or
Write a love story between you and someone like dort, kirya or henbabyh
Gotta go into swiftplays find an ekitten start a romantic relationship meet up in person get married have 5 kids make them into a valorant team and win champs in 2046