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VacuousViper

Ive been made aware by a certain flying t1 loving insect that I am not a known entity in the vlr world.

So hello everyone, I am vacuousviper, also known as koko I love talking about EDG, I am a 26 year old chinese girl who works as a pharmacists. My favorite player is smoggy, I love genshin impact, im a fan of samurai in general

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IM NOT KIRYA

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valorant_player

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hmmmm ok

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k0rya kp0 b0sk

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Which player is kp0

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Kirako

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its a team playing in the spanish league (KPI Gaming)

#MVGA

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I thought kirya only liked russian

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ye, the roster is CIS but they play in the spanish league

#MVGA

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oh thats interesting, but why do you keep typing #MVGA is it a political thing

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Its a mental disease, don't interact with him too much it's contagious

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oh...

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its a movement created by AsunaYuuki

now owned by Anoymouse

now focused on playing skribblio and making vlr community better and more friendly <3

#MVGA

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not another femboy....

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i am no such thing :((((((((((

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ok kirya

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ok kokorya

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Nice try kirya

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what did u think of ac shadows or whatever the new game's called

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I dont know how accurate it will be to history as ac normally isnt so idk how the samurai aspect will be but im excited none the less

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its basically just proof that extreme political correctness rounds back to racism. Fuckin woke nonsense Kkona

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Yeah some of the choices in that game are werid as fuck

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hii kokorya!

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NO

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hi

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Hello ^-^

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AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IM NOT KIRYA

something that kirya would say

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But I am not him :)

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i believe you goat

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nt kokorya.

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her*

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kirya is no girl

I think at least i havent actually met him to know

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also

girl

U a whole ass auntie bro, get it together

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Not being called auntie again T-T

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Chinese frenchtoast
Or u're literally just her alt lol

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if u aren't frenchtoast that's actually weirder

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Why is that weirder?? Why do I gotta be an alt :<

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What are the odds of two 26 yr old female pharmacists on vlr...

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WAIT WHAT??? THATS CRAZY

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kok0rya is a north korean spy be careful guys

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What </3

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North Kokorya

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Not this again.......

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named herself koko has raiden pfp, that like Calling yourself Messi and having a ronaldo pfp

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Koko is my english name :<

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OH

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Thats just my bad, I didnt get it at first

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Its okay lol Idm

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🐜

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Anteffect23 confirmed

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drop your uid for genshin let's go character for character

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my genshin account isnt good lol... I hate grinding but ill drop it when I Go home

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If I had a nickel for every 26 year old female pharmacist on vlr I’d have 2 which isn’t a lot but weird that it’s happened twice

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ITS SO CRAZY??!!

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hi twin

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hellooo weird coincidence isnt it?

but nice to meet you

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nt french toast(kokorya)

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https://www.tiktok.com/@fruityachi/video/7236982838845836546

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washed

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How am I washed :?

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hello

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helloooooooo

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NYANYANYANYAN

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genshin impact 🥀🥀

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it has a good story I sweeeeaaaaarrrr

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"26 year old" "genshin impact"

just put the meds in the bag bro

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I like the story thoooo

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that's exactly what my cousin tried to tell me when i caught her playing lmao

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VacuousViper

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Well your cousin clearly knows ball

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wait koko? ur the north korean spy?
also whats ur opinion on zz rn 大家都在说他的烟位不行

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I AM NO NORTH KOREAN SPY, but zz has pretty good character design I like hanabi the most but I havent played the game myself

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stopped reading at "girl"
we all know there are no girls here

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Its okay bro, we exist

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hi kok0rya

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Who even are you on discord :sob:

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danii1

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What is even happening in this thread.

Also why is the most important thing about you not being Kirya...
Respect for the Genshin mention tho!

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They keep calling me kirya :c

But nice meeting a genshin enjoyer :-)

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Yeah I just got the new character by complete luck hahah

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kirya keke

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Kirya isnt here

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acoustic

you ARE KIRYA

don't lie to me.

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I have never lied to you yet

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keyword: yet

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how tf is this thread still active
🐜 quick i cant sleep give me sthm to do rn

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they keep calling me kirya :c

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kirya's not an 🐜tho
also im sad how long it took me to connect that u were the person on the VLRUListening disc 😭

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thats funny xd

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what is the point of this thread?

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VacuousViper

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Ive been made aware by a certain flying t1 loving insect that I am not a known entity in the vlr world.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IM NOT KIRYA

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Ok

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it is statistically improbably that you are a real person
heres why:

employed: average vlr user is unemployed
26 years old: average vlr user is about 12-18 years old
female: female+vlr is an anagram for voldemort
the truthfulness of the above statement is equivalent to your truthfulness overall

ghost busted ✌️

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the person above u is literally named lila. Unfortunately women have invaded our male sanctuary, truly sad times.

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I am sorry?? haha

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I was being facetious lila.

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folded under 0 pressure

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not in the mood to troll anymore

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well lets just say... im not average :sunglasses:

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Hello VacuousViper, what are your thoughts on the Edward Gaming team right now?

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Honest thoughts about EDG

To be honest, I have no clue what this team is planning. They should be spending this time in china forcing kangkang on yoru and learning the agent properly. Yes kangkang struggles on the agent but its not like he hasnt picked up a new agent, and EDG will be better than a majority of the chinese teams so testing it should be no problem. What they are doing with waylay is straight troll and just a complete waste of time.

I also dont like the fact EDG just troll in china, they play with no discipline unlike in internationals which is why they are so known for choking, (whether it be eco rounds or maps) if they just use the time in china to hone discipline they will be much better in internationals. Im also worried for EDG as they face DRG next which is a pretty tough opponent and ever since the bangkok group stage unless EDG outfrag the enemy to death they will just lose. Their map pool also isnt looking nearly as good as before. They are bad at ascent, lotus and icebox. Decent at Fracture (with waylay), Good at fracture (without waylay), haven, split Pearl

so its looking rough for them and the announcement of jieni7 is giving me high hopes either because its a macro and discipline issue, not really a roster issue

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I think they just have to figure out what the hell they actually want to do, because their planning seems very ambiguous at the moment. They should just play meta, whether in China or internationals. Their individuals are able to pull through if they just put their minds to it.

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EDG always have the ability to bounce back, we saw that at champs, I just hope its not too late that fans berate them again

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They had it hard last year after Shanghai...

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actually the best explanation you could give towards EDG, great job

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Hi VacuousViper can you tell me your favorite antibiotic?

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well i dont about favourite, there isnt really one persay but I think amoxicillin which is a penicillin antibiotic is pretty cool

there is no like rhyme or reason to it, I just think its cool

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Do you know about Methicillin I hear it's pretty strong?

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Yes ive heard of it before, but it hasnt been used in a very long time because it can cause quite a few problems

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Interesting. It came up when we studied MRSA in biology and I was curious because I've never heard of it before

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thoughts on T1 Sylvan being the GOAT?

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all u gotta know is that t1 has practically a 100% win rate with him

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that 1v5 ace onto my boys was glorious, im very happy he was able to prove himself on the international stage. He was my personal bangkok mvp vote, atleast him or izu but meteor winning it is all good

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I agree with you Kirya iZu and Sylvan are underrated 💯

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WAIT ITS YOUUUUUUUUUU

I DIDNT EVEN REALISEEEEEE....

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Who are you and whats with you saying you're not me

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hi VacuousViper

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they keep calling me, You

needed to clear it up