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Sage mains

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#1
my-dad-ate-my-toes

Sage mains are actually the most infuriating fucking people to get on your team in ranked

Like they absolutely under no circumstance ever play anything else, even when there's already 1 or even 2 sentinels on their team because the useless fucktards know they have zero fucking conceptions of how to actually use util and think wall main and heal duelist is the epitome of strategic depth and also can't bring themselves to play duelist because they have the aim of a catatonic 87 year old man missing most of his fingers and have the movement of a fucking target drone from the range. They somehow have zero sense of self preservation whilst simultaneously being the most timid fucking players of all time who refuse to peak anything even if their entire team is there with them. They contribute genuinely nothing whilst simultaneously being so fucking critical of anything that their hollow skull conceives as a mistake (i.e doing literally anything even slightly aggressive even when it's the correct fucking decision), which they for some reason think they're entitled to screech about in chat like a child because they healed you for 6 health and insta walled main (which got destroyed in the first 5 seconds of the round).

And when their team mates rightfully get annoyed at them for going 1-32 (their one kill was on someone who was detained) they screech about how kills aren't everything and they're "carrying with support" and then point to their assist number as if the useless fucking kills they get from impactless heals makes them a util savant (the one time they picked KJ they spent the entire prep phase trying to figure out how to place one turret (they placed it facing a wall 5 seconds after the prep phase ended anyway)). Like they seem genuinely insulted at the notion that an FPS game would require them to use their fucking gun.

I BEG Riot just nukes this god forsaken horse shit out of the game cuz if I get another one of these fucking troglodytes throwing my ranked games I am gonna crash out even harder

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Yistyy
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I agree, but you could have said it more nicely. I think you should take a break my friend.

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GambleNats
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while I may not agree with everything you said... I do agree that sage is a very infuriating character to play with/around

#4
brahianv
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"carrying with support "is the excuse most people who don't have good mechanics say most of the time

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my-dad-ate-my-toes
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brahianv [#4]

"carrying with support "is the excuse most people who don't have good mechanics say most of the time

And 90% of the time it's people who think assists by technicality = optimal supportive util

Sage mains genuinely think their fucking 10 healing on their Reyna carry is more impactful than an initiator or controller

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kuruk
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cook

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sw4gman
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the 2nd paragraph is so true. i havent seen a sage in ages but when i do, its usually about to be the worst ranked game of my life.

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temi
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i dont mind sage on split but on any other map sage is kinda a troll pick

#9
mustafais
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if u gon play sage u might as well learn deadlock

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Tempest24
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When I call them out for their gunfights and aim they call me sexist and misogynist like what💔

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temi
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mustafais [#9]

if u gon play sage u might as well learn deadlock

theres nothing to learn really for barebones impact... the wall is the same, u can trip the entrances to sight or common lines players path across, a better slow orb (net) n an ult thats almost instant kill if u hit ur mark

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cxrsedval
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temi [#8]

i dont mind sage on split but on any other map sage is kinda a troll pick

sage on split is still troll ngl

#13
GambleNats
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temi [#8]

i dont mind sage on split but on any other map sage is kinda a troll pick

sage is pretty good on icebox

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king_bob
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they are the spiritual descendants of enchanter suppport mains in LoL, the most clueless players in whatever lobby they join.

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temi
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cxrsedval [#12]

sage on split is still troll ngl

yh

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GambleNats
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king_bob [#14]

they are the spiritual descendants of enchanter suppport mains in LoL, the most clueless players in whatever lobby they join.

but but im an enchanter main 💔 (not rly but my second pick for support after thresh is seraphine)

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temi
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sova locked, chamber locked, no smokes

instalock reyna/jett: "PICK HEALER", "BRO SAGE, I NEED HEAL"

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cxrsedval
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temi [#17]

sova locked, chamber locked, no smokes

instalock reyna/jett: "PICK HEALER", "BRO SAGE, I NEED HEAL"

whenever i see a duelist saying 'pick sage i need heal' i will dodge 1000%, unless its skye shes still acceptable

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GambleNats [#16]

but but im an enchanter main 💔 (not rly but my second pick for support after thresh is seraphine)

you are not an enchanter main then. Enchanter support mains will only ever play enchanter support because they put their entire playtime in the game learning that specific role from the very start, and playing anything else is practically relearning LoL again for them

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temi
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GambleNats [#13]

sage is pretty good on icebox

Sure Icebox as well but that aint in the pool now and u can get away with using gekko for plants

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cxrsedval [#18]

whenever i see a duelist saying 'pick sage i need heal' i will dodge 1000%, unless its skye shes still acceptable

skye is fine but gold/plat n below they'd rather no smokes n play with sage

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temi [#17]

sova locked, chamber locked, no smokes

instalock reyna/jett: "PICK HEALER", "BRO SAGE, I NEED HEAL"

i havent heard pick healer since I was iron

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king_bob [#19]

you are not an enchanter main then. Enchanter support mains will only ever play enchanter support because they put their entire playtime in the game learning that specific role from the very start, and playing anything else is practically relearning LoL again for them

ah gotcha, but wouldnt the more correct term be enchanter otp?

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GambleNats [#23]

ah gotcha, but wouldnt the more correct term be enchanter otp?

nobody says OTP for roles or sub roles, that’s for champs only.

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king_bob [#24]

nobody says OTP for roles or sub roles, that’s for champs only.

thats fair

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GambleNats [#16]

but but im an enchanter main 💔 (not rly but my second pick for support after thresh is seraphine)

i fw you even more now. heres to rito buffing sera so shes not literally unplayable :sob:

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HackNaija
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sage

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31Raven
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Yistyy [#2]

I agree, but you could have said it more nicely. I think you should take a break my friend.

nuh uh its all deserved

#29
Miyuky
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Cook

#30
NerfMaxima
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really weird that sage mains have such an ego, at least its a pattern I recognised in my games dont know how well that applies for other people but it gets pretty annoying

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Fal [#26]

i fw you even more now. heres to rito buffing sera so shes not literally unplayable :sob:

yep yep, it wasnt a great buff, but its good we get something after being so unplayable for so long

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my-dad-ate-my-toes
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NerfMaxima [#30]

really weird that sage mains have such an ego, at least its a pattern I recognised in my games dont know how well that applies for other people but it gets pretty annoying

Literally, like they'll piss and moan about duelist players being toxic then the next second wish the worst torture they can imagine on you because you shoot out their wall that does nothing but block your team from rotating

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temi [#21]

skye is fine but gold/plat n below they'd rather no smokes n play with sage

Ur hearing that in gold??? I haven’t heard that since iron, like I don’t think I even heard it in bronze

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