kuruk
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Registered: August 16, 2023
Last post: December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Posts: 3235
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jett has always been the least interesting agent to watch imo besides like tejo

posted 3 days ago

isnt that just drx mosquito comp

posted 3 days ago

imagine if he didnt have to waste a year of his career throwing omen flashes for c0ne? he'd be the greatest t2 duelist ever and his stock for when hes eligible would be insanely high

posted 3 days ago

this stupid number has ruined my life
every time i hear just "6" i freeze on instinct like im waiting for seven to come next
if i hear just "7" i say 6 7 in my head, or sometimes, vocally
god forbid someone actually says 67
i cant stop myself from doing the hand movement
if one of my professors says it i have to fight every muscle in my body to not laugh

the worst part is no one else finds it half as funny as i do

posted 4 days ago

no level of mechanics can save him from his non existent agent pool

even eggsters is better bc at least yoru is useable

0 pro teams are looking for a jett iso player besides like 100t LMAO

posted 4 days ago

found it

posted 5 days ago

squeeze your balls or something dude dont bring that bullshit over here

posted 6 days ago

only 2 teams beat nrg after stage 1

g2
100t

let that sink in

posted 6 days ago

johnqt
n4rrate
cortezia
reduxx
kyu

posted 6 days ago

ive seen it before it doesnt get as much of a reaction as it used to

posted 1 week ago

hes not bad hes just the worst available option

posted 1 week ago

theyre probably on like a 20 dollar salary

posted 1 week ago

this is the 3rd year

posted 1 week ago

could u imagine the beef between the fans of the different orgs the player would be signed to
when hes playing his chat would legit be split in half

nah thatd be aura no?

posted 1 week ago

Nah, dude. When I tell you I believe that my W STREAMER, Sam "s0m" Oh, could handle it? I fuckin' MEAN it. Have you seen this dude's skills? On the server, he's an animal. Droppin' frags on seasoned PROFESSIONALS like it's nothin'. And on stream? He's just as wild. Combine his mechanical mastery with his level of charisma? It's a match made in heaven. No one can keep the clicks comin' like Sam. Overlap, schmoverlap. This guy's got unheard of levels of stamina. Even his teammates say he plays way more VALORANT than them. All it takes is to click "Go Live" once or twice a week.

posted 1 week ago

would it be possible for one person to be signed as a player for one organization and a content creator for another
im sure contracts for players include creating content for the organization but lets assume the owner just forgot, or more easy to imagine, a person signed as a content creator, whos contract didnt include anything about being a player simply because it wasnt expected

like what if while s0m was playing for nrg he was signed to fnc as their content creator
nah thatd be aura no?

posted 1 week ago

nv does not have aura

posted 1 week ago

fns as a whole needs to be forgotten

posted 1 week ago

why is he making threads through a proxy

posted 1 week ago

ok so basically one of the mods on here earlier said that legacy flairs will only be available up to 3 years after the team goes inactive
optics last game was the grand final in champs 22
which means in 2026 they will have been inactive for 4 years
which means the flair will be gone

posted 1 week ago

zidmz would run vlr by himself if he were still here

posted 1 week ago

under

posted 1 week ago

who was gonna tell me this was legit peak
like i thought everyone was trolling
im presenting my 2nd poem to the group and lowkey everyone is going
aiming for sayori as of rn (childhood friend routes always come first)

posted 1 week ago

actual tier 2 superteam
they could lowkey win a split in emea

posted 1 week ago

bro im ngl i was trolling i dont really know but you were nice and now i feel bad im sorry

posted 1 week ago

nv said theyre loaning him to any t2 team that needs him for scrims/matches so cane can stay warm

posted 1 week ago

wait does that mean optic flair is gone after this year

posted 1 week ago

real knowers know im the reigning vlr skribbl champ but i couldnt make this one bc im playing ddlc

posted 1 week ago

Mature and become emotionally balanced

spazzing on twitter over an org hes no longer a part of

posted 1 week ago

trust bro they have the players they just need better aim strats and players

posted 1 week ago

true this is why the region hasnt won anything since fns got bullied by bili

posted 1 week ago

thats why i just took asunas entrying if you try to put together both players skills they just cancel out

posted 1 week ago

maybe 8th i got them below g2 nrg mibr lev sen loud and furia

posted 1 week ago

i just had a vision
cryo drops 85 in a bo3
timotino fully awakens and inherits prime asuna's entry ability along with prime demon1 aim
100t place 7th in kickoff

posted 1 week ago

pre nerf iso was a legit raid boss even if the player had worse aim than you but it lowkey felt aura
at least more aura than chamber meta bc you have to actually swing on iso

posted 1 week ago

iso meta
give him a 5 orb ult so we see the 1v1s every 3 rounds

posted 1 week ago

whitecat i understand but would btmc be chill enough to pass to

posted 1 week ago

i cant imagine anyone on this list being fun to be around while either i am high or they are high and definitely not both

posted 1 week ago

yo bro we have yukky's vlr

posted 1 week ago

im missing one 2g player literally cannot for the life of me figure it out
nvm got it
14:42 remaining but tbf i had the last round to go off of

posted 1 week ago

you misspelled mitch and fucked my score gg 73/78

posted 1 week ago

sacrifice your dignity and play like a rat

posted 1 week ago

ive come to accept it
this thing isnt getting any bigger
i need advice
what do i do

posted 1 week ago

L flair

posted 1 week ago

who cars has aura rankers doesnt

posted 2 weeks ago

W high iq take

posted 2 weeks ago

just voicing my opinioin

posted 2 weeks ago
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