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Does Boaster pee sitting down?

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#1
meanie

Aim as bad as his has to translate outside valorant right? You guys think he just wings it and does it standing as piss flies everywhere, since he’s clearly THAT stubborn for continuing being a starter for FNC? Someone ask him in his next stream

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?

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nobody___100
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average sen fan brain

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Yuh_aye
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this is probably the greatest post on the history of this site tbh

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Zerphyr1
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Yuh_aye [#4]

this is probably the greatest post on the history of this site tbh

no

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Hades_Loves_Rb
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idk but alfa prob holds it for him

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Hades_Loves_Rb [#6]

idk but alfa prob holds it for him

holy shit

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meanie [#7]

holy shit

I can’t get the thought of Leo and Alfa assisting Boaster in the bathroom like he’s 80 out of my mind now

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meanie [#8]

I can’t get the thought of Leo and Alfa assisting Boaster in the bathroom like he’s 80 out of my mind now

boaster prob igls them thru the motions 😭😭😭

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he does it twerking 💯

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meanie
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Hades_Loves_Rb [#9]

boaster prob igls them thru the motions 😭😭😭

Leo hits a clutch final wipe to clean his ass and then Boaster ends up taking a last second surprise shit to prolong the match

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meanie [#11]

Leo hits a clutch final wipe to clean his ass and then Boaster ends up taking a last second surprise shit to prolong the match

(100% serious) Here is a future strat that I see being used in vct.

Basically one team will all wear nasal filters and then someone on that same team will take a fat shit on stage (but secretly, so that riot staff won't notice and pause the match).
The other team will become distracted and stun-locked by the smell whereas your team will not.

Basically you will get free wins with this method.

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Zerphyr1 [#12]

(100% serious) Here is a future strat that I see being used in vct.

Basically one team will all wear nasal filters and then someone on that same team will take a fat shit on stage (but secretly, so that riot staff won't notice and pause the match).
The other team will become distracted and stun-locked by the smell whereas your team will not.

Basically you will get free wins with this method.

but where do you hide the shit though? there also has to be players that are actually capable of taking a shit like that too. so someone like yay could easily and naturally do it for whichever team he’s on, but then there’s EDG who has no one to step up for the task.

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pretty high chance yeah

#15
nihso
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Guys why does this have 12 upvotes?

#16
ConsistentCycles
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if your mother heard you say this out loud what would she think of you

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meanie [#13]

but where do you hide the shit though? there also has to be players that are actually capable of taking a shit like that too. so someone like yay could easily and naturally do it for whichever team he’s on, but then there’s EDG who has no one to step up for the task.

You do the shit before the match starts and then evenly distribute the shit between all of the coffee drinks on your desk.

Yay would be perfect for this job and so he would be a great pickup for any team wanting to incorporate this stratergy, for EDG and similar teams they may just have to make roster changed and bring on players like ardiis or vanity.

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this is for sure an amovie alt

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meanie
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Zerphyr1 [#17]

You do the shit before the match starts and then evenly distribute the shit between all of the coffee drinks on your desk.

Yay would be perfect for this job and so he would be a great pickup for any team wanting to incorporate this stratergy, for EDG and similar teams they may just have to make roster changed and bring on players like ardiis or vanity.

ok if we’re being realistic then the refs need to be paid off, and at that point why not just cheat normally with hacks and all?

A much better strat would be to have a container filled with the shit and bring in a guy to put on a mask and do a shit throwing driveby on the enemy team when they walk into the venue. The shit has to be so awful that them cleaning it off of them and putting on fresh jerseys would do nothing to remove the stench. The smell would remain during the match and it would be a clean win for the shit throwing team.

Bonus points if the perp is dressed as a homeless dude instead of a masked guy to throw off any speculations

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meanie [#19]

ok if we’re being realistic then the refs need to be paid off, and at that point why not just cheat normally with hacks and all?

A much better strat would be to have a container filled with the shit and bring in a guy to put on a mask and do a shit throwing driveby on the enemy team when they walk into the venue. The shit has to be so awful that them cleaning it off of them and putting on fresh jerseys would do nothing to remove the stench. The smell would remain during the match and it would be a clean win for the shit throwing team.

Bonus points if the perp is dressed as a homeless dude instead of a masked guy to throw off any speculations

Wait thats genius

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Zerphyr1 [#20]

Wait thats genius

if this gets pulled off before something massive like a champs final then the issue wouldn’t be severe enough to delay the match for another day. It would literally be flawless.

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ngl peeing sitting down>>>standing up

#23
Aayan
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ok you cooked fair enough

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thenutoriousPRO [#22]

ngl peeing sitting down>>>standing up

is this the new meta

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meanie [#21]

if this gets pulled off before something massive like a champs final then the issue wouldn’t be severe enough to delay the match for another day. It would literally be flawless.

spat out my drink 3 times reading this thread

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ngl i pee sitting down when im at my home i sit on my toilet then i pee and watch tiktok for 10 mins then i get up

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smthlikeyou11 [#26]

ngl i pee sitting down when im at my home i sit on my toilet then i pee and watch tiktok for 10 mins then i get up

is this not mind control?

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thenutoriousPRO [#22]

ngl peeing sitting down>>>standing up

Peeing while shitting >>>>>>>

#29
Denjisideals
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What the hell

#30
danii1
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I also pee sitting down

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nobody___100 [#3]

average sen fan brain

g2 flair

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