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I hate G2

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#1
bruhmphrey

I irrationally hate G2.

When I see a picture of JonahP I start punching everything in my vicinity.

I wish the Guard had imploded far before they could ever ascend and be picked up by the org.

I hope G2 lose, but they're so damn consistent.

Imagine being orgless from tier 2, to being in the playoffs at Champs, repping your region.

I hate G2 because they're so successful.

I cannot see any flaw in their gameplay.

They are simply a lock for Champions I fear.

I will perform rituals to make Leafs tummy ache during the next match. It is the only way to save the health of Valorant.

#2
I_LOVE_LESS
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whenever i see a picture of jonahp i get horny

#3
number_1_Ego_fan
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I love G2 tho, SEN actually have competition because of them

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reremus
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Since I've seen the comparison image of John Pork and JonahP, I haven't been able to sleep well.

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froggy_lol
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I_LOVE_LESS [#2]

whenever i see a picture of jonahp i get horny

thanks for sharing

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Kirya
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I irrationally hate s0n

When I see a picture of t0nz I start punching everything in my vicinity.

I wish the sentifrauds had imploded far before they could fluke their way to champs with point system

I hope s0n lose, but they're so damn lucky.

Imagine losing 2-0 to 100t in elimination game, to being in the playoffs at Champs, repping your region.

I hate s0n because they're so lucky

I can see 9999 flaws in their gameplay

I will perform rituals to make z0kken tummy ache during the next match. It is the only way to save the health of Valorant.

#7
redesign
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idk why but to me JonahP looks like a very human looking puppet. eeerie af

#8
EEIU_WATCHER_ANONYMOUS
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You’re definitely an M80 fan

#9
IonlywatchvcjXD
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I_LOVE_LESS [#2]

whenever i see a picture of jonahp i get horny

Fr bro his square face is about to make me do something unwise,
pls teach me professor P ❤️❤️,
make me moan with your lecture ❤️❤️
Give me my climax with your theorem ❤️❤️

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KClaw
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number_1_Ego_fan [#3]

I love G2 tho, SEN actually have competition because of them

Lev??

#11
number_1_Ego_fan
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KClaw [#10]

Lev??

FNC and TH too (although TH might not replicate their Shanghai run)

#12
Diebs
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IonlywatchvcjXD [#9]

Fr bro his square face is about to make me do something unwise,
pls teach me professor P ❤️❤️,
make me moan with your lecture ❤️❤️
Give me my climax with your theorem ❤️❤️

how can you do this to meiy?
cheating on him because he didn't make lan?

#13
TheBigBoiPenguin
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redesign [#7]

idk why but to me JonahP looks like a very human looking puppet. eeerie af

his eyelashes are feminine af

#14
IonlywatchvcjXD
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Diebs [#12]

how can you do this to meiy?
cheating on him because he didn't make lan?

I got his permission, now we have open relationship ❤️❤️

( this is a joke btw , just gonna make sure someone doesn't deadass take this out of context💀)

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IonlywatchvcjXD [#14]

I got his permission, now we have open relationship ❤️❤️

( this is a joke btw , just gonna make sure someone doesn't deadass take this out of context💀)

damn I didn't know meiy was a cuck like that 💔

#16
jasonWong
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IonlywatchvcjXD [#14]

I got his permission, now we have open relationship ❤️❤️

( this is a joke btw , just gonna make sure someone doesn't deadass take this out of context💀)

ayo thats SICK!

#17
redesign
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number_1_Ego_fan [#11]

FNC and TH too (although TH might not replicate their Shanghai run)

THE DISRESPECT! LEV WILL WIN CHAMPS YOU **

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Clucker
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Kirya [#6]

I irrationally hate s0n

When I see a picture of t0nz I start punching everything in my vicinity.

I wish the sentifrauds had imploded far before they could fluke their way to champs with point system

I hope s0n lose, but they're so damn lucky.

Imagine losing 2-0 to 100t in elimination game, to being in the playoffs at Champs, repping your region.

I hate s0n because they're so lucky

I can see 9999 flaws in their gameplay

I will perform rituals to make z0kken tummy ache during the next match. It is the only way to save the health of Valorant.

Drop the tracker

#19
bruhmphrey
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jasonWong [#16]

ayo thats SICK!

rip

#20
bruhmphrey
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EEIU_WATCHER_ANONYMOUS [#8]

You’re definitely an M80 fan

Ur my twin

#21
Pengu12
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Kirya [#6]

I irrationally hate s0n

When I see a picture of t0nz I start punching everything in my vicinity.

I wish the sentifrauds had imploded far before they could fluke their way to champs with point system

I hope s0n lose, but they're so damn lucky.

Imagine losing 2-0 to 100t in elimination game, to being in the playoffs at Champs, repping your region.

I hate s0n because they're so lucky

I can see 9999 flaws in their gameplay

I will perform rituals to make z0kken tummy ache during the next match. It is the only way to save the health of Valorant.

k1rya I think you would shatter your hand by punching anything

#22
sentinelmain377
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redesign [#17]

THE DISRESPECT! LEV WILL WIN CHAMPS YOU **

Lost to Trace keke

#23
cloudberry
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sentinelmain377 [#22]

Lost to Trace keke

What about it?

#24
Pengu12
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redesign [#7]

idk why but to me JonahP looks like a very human looking puppet. eeerie af

didnt look like that when he was not chubby

#25
Inort
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Same broooo I hate them for no reason

#26
Demon1_The_GOAT
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G2 will choke. I only like Trent and Leaf, smart players.

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EEIU_WATCHER_ANONYMOUS
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bruhmphrey [#20]

Ur my twin

No

#29
catNmouse
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_amBrian [#28]

https://www.vlr.gg/232895/the-guard-vs-m80-champions-tour-2023-americas-ascension-gf

I mean atleast johnqt joined sentinels because of that and changed the team drastically

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KyLZi
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Demon1_The_GOAT [#26]

G2 will choke. I only like Trent and Leaf, smart players.

vaylyn and the JonahP are pretty smart too

#33
Cu55Ku55_______
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bro's wish came true

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