I hate G2 | VLR.gg

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bruhmphrey

I irrationally hate G2.

When I see a picture of JonahP I start punching everything in my vicinity.

I wish the Guard had imploded far before they could ever ascend and be picked up by the org.

I hope G2 lose, but they're so damn consistent.

Imagine being orgless from tier 2, to being in the playoffs at Champs, repping your region.

I hate G2 because they're so successful.

I cannot see any flaw in their gameplay.

They are simply a lock for Champions I fear.

I will perform rituals to make Leafs tummy ache during the next match. It is the only way to save the health of Valorant.

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I_LOVE_LESS

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whenever i see a picture of jonahp i get horny

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I love G2 tho, SEN actually have competition because of them

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reremus

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Since I've seen the comparison image of John Pork and JonahP, I haven't been able to sleep well.

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froggy_lol

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I_LOVE_LESS [#2]

whenever i see a picture of jonahp i get horny

thanks for sharing

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Kirya

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I irrationally hate s0n

When I see a picture of t0nz I start punching everything in my vicinity.

I wish the sentifrauds had imploded far before they could fluke their way to champs with point system

I hope s0n lose, but they're so damn lucky.

Imagine losing 2-0 to 100t in elimination game, to being in the playoffs at Champs, repping your region.

I hate s0n because they're so lucky

I can see 9999 flaws in their gameplay

I will perform rituals to make z0kken tummy ache during the next match. It is the only way to save the health of Valorant.

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redesign

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idk why but to me JonahP looks like a very human looking puppet. eeerie af

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EEIU_WATCHER_ANONYMOUS

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You’re definitely an M80 fan

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IonlywatchvcjXD

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I_LOVE_LESS [#2]

whenever i see a picture of jonahp i get horny

Fr bro his square face is about to make me do something unwise,
pls teach me professor P ❤️❤️,
make me moan with your lecture ❤️❤️
Give me my climax with your theorem ❤️❤️

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number_1_Ego_fan [#3]

I love G2 tho, SEN actually have competition because of them

Lev??

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number_1_Ego_fan

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KClaw [#10]

Lev??

FNC and TH too (although TH might not replicate their Shanghai run)

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Diebs

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IonlywatchvcjXD [#9]

Fr bro his square face is about to make me do something unwise,
pls teach me professor P ❤️❤️,
make me moan with your lecture ❤️❤️
Give me my climax with your theorem ❤️❤️

how can you do this to meiy?
cheating on him because he didn't make lan?

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TheBigBoiPenguin

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redesign [#7]

idk why but to me JonahP looks like a very human looking puppet. eeerie af

his eyelashes are feminine af

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IonlywatchvcjXD

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Diebs [#12]

how can you do this to meiy?
cheating on him because he didn't make lan?

I got his permission, now we have open relationship ❤️❤️

( this is a joke btw , just gonna make sure someone doesn't deadass take this out of context💀)

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IonlywatchvcjXD [#14]

I got his permission, now we have open relationship ❤️❤️

( this is a joke btw , just gonna make sure someone doesn't deadass take this out of context💀)

damn I didn't know meiy was a cuck like that 💔

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jasonWong

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IonlywatchvcjXD [#14]

I got his permission, now we have open relationship ❤️❤️

( this is a joke btw , just gonna make sure someone doesn't deadass take this out of context💀)

ayo thats SICK!

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number_1_Ego_fan [#11]

FNC and TH too (although TH might not replicate their Shanghai run)

THE DISRESPECT! LEV WILL WIN CHAMPS YOU **

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Kirya [#6]

I irrationally hate s0n

When I see a picture of t0nz I start punching everything in my vicinity.

I wish the sentifrauds had imploded far before they could fluke their way to champs with point system

I hope s0n lose, but they're so damn lucky.

Imagine losing 2-0 to 100t in elimination game, to being in the playoffs at Champs, repping your region.

I hate s0n because they're so lucky

I can see 9999 flaws in their gameplay

I will perform rituals to make z0kken tummy ache during the next match. It is the only way to save the health of Valorant.

Drop the tracker

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bruhmphrey

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jasonWong [#16]

ayo thats SICK!

rip

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bruhmphrey

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EEIU_WATCHER_ANONYMOUS [#8]

You’re definitely an M80 fan

Ur my twin

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Pengu12

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Kirya [#6]

I irrationally hate s0n

When I see a picture of t0nz I start punching everything in my vicinity.

I wish the sentifrauds had imploded far before they could fluke their way to champs with point system

I hope s0n lose, but they're so damn lucky.

Imagine losing 2-0 to 100t in elimination game, to being in the playoffs at Champs, repping your region.

I hate s0n because they're so lucky

I can see 9999 flaws in their gameplay

I will perform rituals to make z0kken tummy ache during the next match. It is the only way to save the health of Valorant.

k1rya I think you would shatter your hand by punching anything

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sentinelmain377

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redesign [#17]

THE DISRESPECT! LEV WILL WIN CHAMPS YOU **

Lost to Trace keke

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cloudberry

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sentinelmain377 [#22]

Lost to Trace keke

What about it?

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Pengu12

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redesign [#7]

idk why but to me JonahP looks like a very human looking puppet. eeerie af

didnt look like that when he was not chubby

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Inort

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Same broooo I hate them for no reason

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G2 will choke. I only like Trent and Leaf, smart players.

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EEIU_WATCHER_ANONYMOUS

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bruhmphrey [#20]

Ur my twin

No

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_amBrian

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https://www.vlr.gg/232895/the-guard-vs-m80-champions-tour-2023-americas-ascension-gf

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catNmouse

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_amBrian [#28]

https://www.vlr.gg/232895/the-guard-vs-m80-champions-tour-2023-americas-ascension-gf

I mean atleast johnqt joined sentinels because of that and changed the team drastically

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KyLZi

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Demon1_The_GOAT [#26]

G2 will choke. I only like Trent and Leaf, smart players.

vaylyn and the JonahP are pretty smart too

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bruhmphrey

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_amBrian [#28]

https://www.vlr.gg/232895/the-guard-vs-m80-champions-tour-2023-americas-ascension-gf

https://www.vlr.gg/378824/g2-esports-vs-leviat-n-valorant-champions-2024-ubqf

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bruhmphrey

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_amBrian [#28]

https://www.vlr.gg/232895/the-guard-vs-m80-champions-tour-2023-americas-ascension-gf

https://www.vlr.gg/378832/g2-esports-vs-fnatic-valorant-champions-2024-lr1

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Cu55Ku55_______

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bro's wish came true