I showed a cNed to a girl at work

this girl i really like came into work and was talking to me, and i randomly blurted out “so do you watch valorant?” and she said “ah… nahh not really.”

So the inner turkish jett fragging demon inside me told me “say it, Thanatos11, tell her’” So i couldn’t resist and i said “i love to watch cNed highlights, you want to see?” She reluctantly said “uh sure, i guess.” So i put on my original acend tshirt and pulled up top 10 cned fragging moments and she watched in horror.

After she was silent and just staring at me then said “oh… cool” so i just responded “yeah he’s my idol i aspire to be like him” and she avoided eye contact then walked away as i shouted i’d see her later.

I then went home cause i was scared to talk to her again hopefully she’ll have forget about it next time i think it might’ve ruined my chance

what a terrible day to read

gotta let the gang know i fw this heavy

based

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I showed a Rb to a girl at work

this girl i really like came into work and was talking to me, and i randomly blurted out “so do you watch valorant?” and she said “ah… somewhat.”

So the inner korean flex fragging demon inside me told me “say it, DeyahAlAjarma, tell her’” So i couldn’t resist and i said “i love to watch Rb highlights, you want to see?” She enthusasticly said “I LOVE RB-Lets watch some!” So i put on my original VS tshirt and pulled up top 10 Rb fragging moments and she watched in amazment.

After she was silent and just staring at me then said “Rbs the greatest player ive ever seen you have great taste” so i just responded “yeah he’s my idol i aspire to be like him” and she swooned and looked into my eyes, staring into my soul as we both leaned in for a kiss.

Sudedely I pushed her away exclaiming "Im so sorry, but Rbs the only one for me" then went home cause i was scared that if I was in her presence any longer I would forget about my glorious king Rb.

i see why you have 0 stars, although tbh it's better than having 4

gotta let the gang know that this is the first time I have ever laughed my ahh off in a vlr thread and that they should laugh at this shitty bait too

Nismo would never make you fumble

you fumbled by showing her cNed, now you have no chance against him

feel humiliated just by reading this

I don't remember telling you this

Cultured.

Nah bro she fumbled, all the homies fuck with acend cned