my name is literally sen fucking sucks

this my post brainlet haha, writing all that for cope that FNC players themselves never believed in, you are deranged

EDG were literally shitting their pants for all of map 1, suuuurelllllyyyyy TH aren't losing on their fucking Sunset map pick

a declaration of independence is being written in my beautiful post wtf. didn't i already tell you to stop coping about that dumbass FNC burnout excuse? lmao

#5, this is China we're talking about here + this is LITERALLY THE GRAND FINAL OF CHAMPIONS, HE CANNOT BE GOING FULL KC ON EDG

Tencent would've ruined that mans life if he said what he wanted to say, there's no way EDG are playing like this in the Champs grand final

"I have never seen something like this in my time on Valorant"

he held himself back after EDG fucked up and lost to the clock for the 3rd time in what should be the most hype match of the entire year. EDG almost made this guy lose his job casting grand finals.

make it an amazon giftcard

no way it doesnt at least have a better final than this

a team in a grand final has literally never looked that shaky, EDG fucked up a plant in a completely empty site and lost the round for it. Keep coping

Champions Seoul may as well be forgotten history a year from now

they're not being competitive enough for this match to be remembered in that aspect
they're not being dogshit enough for this match to be remembered in that aspect
EDG found the middle ground to mediocracy, it is so over.

w arc from you

yeah

did you miss my last sentence there gordonramsay

no flair = pussy? what? envision my flair being 2023 EG then xd

flair

"They are cheering for EDG too" looool, 10% of the crowd cheering for EDG rn

i actually cant believe the crowd is this biased, KR crowd really is no different than CN's lol, get these events out of those countries for the love of god

if EDG continues being headless chickens then this might be remembered for being a complete joke of a stomp, so we have that going ig

brother EDG lost 3 rounds to the clock, 1 of which was a failed plant in a completely empty site. There is no universe TH are losing this series im sorry

first time i actually found it funny, w chat

he's genuinely pissed at EDG right now and so im i, wtf are we watching

TH JUST FINISH THE SERIES QUICKER I CANT WATCH THIS 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

"I have never seen a game like this, in all my life of Valorant" - Sideshow

TAKE ME BACK TO 2023 IVE HAD ENOUGH 😢

from Neon dashing to a trip that was already found to fucking up a very easy plant like that, i dont deserve this

Never seen a team be this nervous at the start of any match ive seen in a very very long time. only way EDG are bringing this back is if they intake an insane amount of weed lmfao

you're not feeling it then, this match is looking cooked. Last time I remember a team fucking up a plant like that was, idk, and this is the grand final of Champions

PRX at least won on EG's best map lol, the match we're watching rn is looking done already

are you brain dead

EDG is this nervous?

And yet you think Ascent is uninteresting to watch, the only map that again isn't plagued by the current and very boring post-plant meta. Idk where your definition of "interesting" sits in but it definitely isn't for Ascent lol

the soul of EG Demon1 is currently possessing E(D)G Semon1 and he'll go +31 in the grand final again.

this shit is on purpose at this point something must be up with Seoul. Workers strike maybe?

You think Sunset is an issue even though you find watching it interesting to watch, hmm. I like how your argument from the start was talking about how Ascent lacked originality when its the only map in rotation that heavily discourages the current meta that has been dominant since the start of the year haha.

THIS SHIT IS TERRIBLE LMFAOOOO THIS CHAMPS IS A JOKEEEEEEEE NOOOOOO

THIS IS ASS LMAOOOO

If you actually watched Sunset then you would know B site is pretty much 80% of the map and why its being picked heavily. Majority thinks the map is an issue, Riot thinks the map is an issue, player themselves think its an issue, you don't. Keep coping lol.

That not even Riot agrees with, which is why Sunset is getting a heavy rework dumbass. The map is the most boring thing that has ever hit rotation https://x.com/ValorINTEL/status/1818334609286865383

i should take this discussion seriously when you unironically believe Sunset, the map thats about to be reworked specifically because of B site being a perma post plant smokespam fest, gives more interesting games than Ascent. You are on drugs.

Ascent hasn't given us interesting games?????? LMFAO?

if you think Ascent isn't being played because of "lack of creativity" then you are actually stupid. There's also the fact that you even consider Ascent to be boring when we have maps right now that are literally boiled down to single site brainrot post-plants like Sunset.

this is what happens when a brainrot meta meets a map that doesn't support it

its unironically because of the retake meta being too hard to execute for that map, so teams are just straight up too uncomfortable playing it. it's pathetic.

lights go out, music starts, crowd goes silent, smokes settles in the middle of the stage, then it dissipates as we see 2023 EG rise from the middle of the stadium to sing the 2024 anthem together in unison. Demon1 and Potter are the main vocals, rest of EG are backup. Performance ends off with a group hug and the crowd going wild. They bow out and place the Champions trophy on the stage before walking out.

champs fell off

you've been dick riding TH and FNC for too long that I don't think that flair has any meaning anymore :(

good shitpost

typical

is 2000+ since april any better? also its champs lol