my-dad-ate-my-toes
Flag: Wales
Registered: July 24, 2023
Last post: March 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Posts: 2473
1 •• 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 •• 48

m4, all you have to do is tell him you really appreciate his unique views on coaching and tell him that everyone Valorant personality is wrong and he's right

posted 1 month ago

Miniature Boo is the best player at getting baited in Valorant history and he also sometimes frags out

As long as at least 2 other players on the team are on point MiniBoo really can just int and play to get traded. But if need be he can also take over a round and be a world class duelist. He was playing insane the latter half of champs and a big part of why they made it to the finals. Team will be more than fine, trust the process

posted 1 month ago

Yeah FUT needed him and yetujey on at the same time to stand a chance this game and unfortunately they only got one

posted 1 month ago

Memezera being mogged by the Estonian youth

posted 1 month ago

Are 2022 and 2023 starting to fade into the same irrelevancy we saw 2021 with back in 2023? We're coming up on the same amount of time between now and 2023 that made 2021 achievements and metas seem obsolete to modern understanding of Valorant

posted 1 month ago

runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

posted 1 month ago

Oh I'm very informed about it, I've googled them frequently

posted 1 month ago

Highly desirable

posted 1 month ago

BBL drizzy get a free win vs Shitquid and GiantSex

posted 1 month ago

Nah but I think they'd have a way better chance of fighting for 3rd and once he comes in I expect them to be competitive for Toronto

posted 1 month ago

My glorious sacrificial drone for Wo0t and RieNs

posted 1 month ago

I deadass thought they were winning Pearl but then TH pulled the "lock in when we're down and win 3 rounds in a row" masterclass they did vs SEN Icebox and FPX at Champs

BBL looking good tho

posted 1 month ago

C9 still bums

HATE. HATE. HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE C9 SINCE I BEGAN TO WATCH VCT. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL THE PC'S IN THE C9 COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WERE ENGRAVED ON EACH NANO-ANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR C9 AT THIS MICRO INSTANT. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE HATE. HATE. HATE HATE. HATE. HATE HATE. HATE. HATE HATE. HATE. HATE HATE. HATE. HATE

posted 1 month ago

RieNs, leaf, ZmjjKK and t3xture

posted 1 month ago

The sheer aura Benjamin Fisherman emits is just too much for BBL to handle

posted 1 month ago

I'm still coping about the illness debuff + EDG PTSD flashback debuff + warmup map

posted 1 month ago

I can't bro, I can't handle the repercussions of my glaze being unfounded

If they get ecoed rn my health may be at risk

posted 1 month ago

My crashout will be generational if this gets any more dicey

My ass may get banned if they lose

posted 1 month ago

Nah it's all just surface level info any team would already know

posted 1 month ago

Blud saying all this whilst he's never played a single ranked game in his entire Valorant play time

posted 1 month ago

+his twitch where all his clips are just him reporting anyone who kills him in marvel rivals for aimbot

And also apparently his twitter tho it's deleted now and no one seems to have any screenshots

posted 1 month ago

I mean tbf the entire post is basically indignant rage that his AI generated 200 pages of Valorant "analysis" didn't get a response from someone genuinely looking for a new analyst and claiming that not choosing him is a sign of 100T's lack of drive to win

Plus as a general rule of thumb for anything you do, if you put something like this on the internet, you should expect to get absolutely cooked for it. Entirely his fault for willingly sharing this tbh

posted 1 month ago

Bro's trynna play it off like he was baiting the whole time when everyone knows he was being dead serious

posted 1 month ago

That fraud literally has nothing to his name but a tournament that may has well have taken place in 1997 that's universally regarded as the biggest fluke run in VCT I don't care what his strongest soldier has to say zeek was fraudulent from literally the very next event he played after winning Champs, and he only became more of a washed up bum as the years have gone on. Kanyefan is literally the only mf who still thinks about zeek in big 2025

posted 1 month ago

I will take this as my opportunity to glaze neilzinho

Bro had to deal with keloqz sandbagging and having z00k booming the mental constantly, made the executive decision to get rid of that fraud for being toxic, made the decision to sign glorious Fortnite goat Benjamin Fish, found 3 cracked rookies and a super sub and managed to take them from a squad losing out to UCAM and FOKUS in the off season when they were a freshly formed team to Champs and Masters finalists. Genuine coaching masterclass. He doesn't get enough credit imo

posted 1 month ago

True but at least it looked like upward trajectory for Foxy9 + to be a Potential Man player you can't just be mid you have to have people gassing you up as the next big thing for a while, underdeliver and then have people saying you just need more time to realise your potential despite it being years since you debuted. The Potential Man formula is very specific

posted 1 month ago

I feel like we saw glimpses on DRX when he was playing senti for them but it feels like he's slid right back down to Potential Man status

posted 1 month ago

Blud's never even touched ranked tho, his ass will never see gold

posted 1 month ago

Sounds like a prime Potential Man to me

posted 1 month ago

Brother's genuinely never touched ranked in his entire Valorant tenure idk how he thought he could have any shot in any serious Valorant environment, let alone as a T1 analyst. That just makes how serious he was about it even more concerning

posted 1 month ago

Entire Brazil scene outside of 2022-2023 Loud tbh, it feels like no other players have really stepped up and established themselves as genuinely top level talent. The new Loud roster looks promising tho so hopefully they can do some damage

posted 1 month ago

We found the most clinically insane user on VLR, it's a significant moment in our history. Allow it

posted 1 month ago

Fr, feels like since the middle of 2023 his entire career has been carried by those 2 weeks of gameplay and nothing else

posted 1 month ago

Nah cuz I feel like supamen actually delivers on his potential

Apoth tho I think is prime for Potential Man watch

posted 1 month ago

Swiftplay warrior >>>> radiant
Icebox release date >>>> anti-stratting

Honestly you mog the entire Valorant scene

posted 1 month ago

Honestly you could put the entire C9 roster on Potential Man watch atp, they feel like the Avengers of Potential Men

posted 1 month ago

Which VCT pros are Potential Man players, who people gas up as having insane potential that never seem to realise that potential and just fade into obscurity or mediocrity, that people still swear just need one breakout performance to be an elite level player despite said player having competed for years, seemingly destined to never realise their potential that everyone swears by

For me u gotta throw mwzera and soulcas on that list immediately

kamyk also gotta be going on Potential Man watch with how abysmal he's been playing on Liquid

I hate to say it but I think keznit may be going on Potential Man watch as well cuz he's been touted as one of the best duelists on KRU despite finding such little success with the team

If marteen has a second mid year he may have to go on Potential Man watch

Jremy might be the very definition of a Potential Man

Foxy9 is also absolutely on Potential Man watch cuz he's been around since 2023 and is still in the "he just needs some more coaching" camp

Xeppaa would be on the list if he had potential beyond his once every 4 months life game to trick everyone into thinking he's anything but a pay check stealer

Who else goes on Potential Man watch?

posted 1 month ago

+100T for snaking m4

posted 1 month ago

Bait was so generational I expect Asuna_Yuuki and Yessirski to reappear to start cooking your ass like the Avengers assembling to jump Thanos

posted 1 month ago

NAH THAT'S CRIMINAL

posted 1 month ago

The TMV funds don't even cover your bus fairs lil bro

posted 1 month ago

Nah confirmed kitchen accidents. I just live with invalids

posted 1 month ago

Our flat just had our second fire within 3 months, I fucking love standing outside in winter for 3 hours

W fire services tho

posted 1 month ago

Please Wolves lock tf in

posted 1 month ago

Oh right, I didn't know that

Ty for info

posted 1 month ago

I thought FNS was originally from Tanzania

posted 1 month ago

I offer my greatest sympathies, I couldn't think of anything worse than being a Liquid fan

I fw BBL tho

posted 1 month ago

Oh shit really? I swear he hasn't been active here for 3 months. Do u have a link to the reply cuz I need to see this shit

posted 1 month ago

trembolona is probably out there somewhere shrieking and pissing and shitting himself about how mw's potential just hasn't been reached yet (he's been playing since 2020)

posted 1 month ago

c0m and Jawgemo kinda mog all the other former EG players tbh + if you need such a hyper specific system to succeed in Valorant as well as a hyper specific management/number of players then I think it's really debateable on whether you should be considered a world class player or just a savant. All I'm saying is imagine if you took a super star from a dysfunctional-mid team and gave them that same level of dedication and resources

posted 1 month ago
1 •• 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 •• 48