Assmolestia

Number 2 most retarded user has been banished until split 1

Now imagine if KRU win now and banish the number 1 most retarded user until then on the same day

He'd probably start repping the LEV flair if the mere sight of flags that aren't America or Canada didn't send him into a blind frenzy

Looks like lil bro's gonna be clinging on to 2023 and coping for another year

If yay is a coughing baby Demon1 is a sperm cell

He truly is Semen1

Went from Champs winner to nataNk's adopted son

Bangkok will be what I was hoping Madrid would be

We all clowned him for deciding to bench Demon1 but he was right his ass should go back to streaming 6 hours of Iso one tricking a day

DEMON1 ACTUALLY DID MOLLY HIMSELF HOLY SHIT

Yh probably but I had a moral obligation to glaze

Derke, Jawgemo and RieNs (but tbh there's barely a gap among the top like 6-8 players)

Still hasn't recovered from TenZ retirement

How much did you bet brother

How much Ritalin does this kid take he looks fucking BLASTED every time I look at his player cam. He can probably smell the pixels of his monitor and taste the code. He looks so simultaneously locked in and completely absent. Brother's TWEAKING

BBL taking a gigantic shit all over Liquid

I'm starting to get more normal

If BBL win pistol my crashout is over

I can't fucking take this shit anymore

I'm not watching VCT again till Bangkok starts and if I see TL at that event I'm literally eternal sunshining myself into forgetting what Valorant is

I'm genuinely going to fucking kill myself there's a tech pause this game is taking even longer I can't fucking ntake it anymore brother please

Yes

I will be burning down someone's house next

You have a spiritual obligation to lock in and 13-0 these fucking bums to make up for that shit bro, please I'm begging on my hands and knees. I will sacrifice a toe

I may unironically commit an act of violence atp fuck me man this shit has got me physically quivering with hatred

He's been gassed up for years now I'm pretty sure, finally got his chance in T1 this year

My hatred for Liquid genuinely knows no bounds

I respect the hating nonetheless

Saying this should be a federal offence, worse than any form of hate speech, probably worse than any form of governmental dissent

Every round I watch I can feel my mental faculties degrading

VLR will be my version of the Keeper's journal from RE1

TL beating FUT will have the same effect on me as H.P Lovecraft described observing Cthulhu had on a person

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2 consecutive days of having to watch shitquid

Do you have any idea what that does to a man?

The sheer unbridled hatred that laying eyes upon Team Liquid Valorant elicits from me is indescribable

Watching TL Valorant is probably worse than sleeper agent brainwashing

I would rather cut my penis off with a USB stick than watch any more TL Valorant

I DESPISE this org

I pray for their downfall every day

I would sacrifice another human life to see Liquid fail

I WISH TO SEE THEMM LOSE I HATE LIQUDI I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID FAGGRGGRGGAGAAHAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHFASDHJBDFSBHVDSBHDSVBKHVSDBNK

paTiTek is pretty cool tho, love to see that guy succeed

I will be committing an even vaster array of crimes for every win Liquid get

I already poisoned a child because of shitquid's evil. Today I shall set someone's house on fire if I have to watch anymore of these bums

Yinsu quote tweeted someone calling to drop Boaster after FNC bombed out of Shanghai with this. Deleted it after getting clowned

Been a while since I've bit at their community for their absolute vile behaviour towards our players.

But the fact this is from someone commenting underneath a post of someone LITERALLY crying is insane.

It's like they wish for tragedies to occur in our scene. When will you guys understand how damaging it is for people's mental health. Will you be responsible happens. Cut this shit out.

Ngl xeus might be pushing top 2 duelists in EMEA atp, he's like Demon1 if his brain could handle util usage

Me when I get gifted from god KOI, APKS and GX as my opponents, win all 3 games and still manage to look like a bottom 3 team itw (including collegiate)

Sen 2-0 Loud

I fw you HEAVY

Lev 2-1 g2 in a giga banger game

I no longer fw you at all. Semen1's hands will be trembling trying to enter site vs leaf, blud needs c0m to take first contact for him

We need miniature man to return to FNC

Ron Weasley's dad would never be letting these mfs throw in the manner they do some rounds

Bro stopped calling to become a stats player

Elmapuddy fraud?

This was figured out a year ago

"xeus I know you haven't pracced it but we just did the map veto and you're going on Neon"
"ok"
13-6 Fraudnatic

Rookie of EMEA so far

The ardiis of NA apparently

Nah come on bro MiniBoo's been playing way better this year, he's at least 5th from what we've seen so far

He is the ultimate Potential Man

Nah bro's down bad for young Sheldon looking ahhhh

z00k

https://x.com/FNATIC/status/1885283449591812583

This is one of your goats now

Genuinely just a fucking failure of map design

A random 12 year old CS player could make a better map

BBL flair

Shouldn't have snaked the Lakia of Valorant smh. His ass would never lose to 5th/6thRX

I miss when I never had to lay eyes on this Shitquid roster

Both own Shitquid