I swear to FUCKING GOD I am GONE if we lose this shit

With how cursed NRG seem I feel like the Furia loss is inevitable

I mean would you trust NRG to go 8-0 up on G2 atp?

Nah I feel like Loud will stick with dg unless they pull something like miss playoffs both splits, he looks like one of the top duelists in the league

Furia or LEV are probably the most likely options cuz havoc seems incredibly hit or miss and Demon1 STINKS

I don't think getting angry at people on vlr saying Br0nzil counts as defending your people bro, your ass is NOT MLK in this shit

Brother WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS ROSTER IS 4/5 OF THE SAME PLAYERS FROM LAST YEAR HOW ARE WE STILL NOT ABLE TO FIGHT TOGETHER BRO WHAT THE FUCK I WANT TO FUCKING ETERNAL SUNSHINE THIS TEAM FROM MY FUCKING BRAIN WHAT ARE WE DOING

Bro goes and the team immediately becomes competitive KEK

WEEEEEEEEEE'VE GOT BABYYYYYYY
SIUUUUUUUU FAT BABYYY
I JUST DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
HE'LL KILL YOU SUPER FAST
HE'S BETTER THAN ASPAS
WE'VE GOT SIU FAT BABYYYYYYYYYYY

Yes, neilzinho and weber are goated coaches and from the Kickoff vlog it seems like they were able to pretty quickly recognise their problems

A better IGL than FNS, a better player than aspas, a better emotional leader than Zellsis. There's nothing he can't do but we're just not ready for those conversations yet ig

UNCADA STILL GOT IT ISTANBUL MVP IS HIM

Holy airport girl

I don't think bro has ever said anything notable in a cast like why is bro here

Outfragged by FNS

HenBabyH got political, it's joever

Based asf tho

Before Kickoff I thought KOI were gonna be better than VIT ngl

Ur not ready for the shit I got cooked up for EMEA

Kinda cooks considering the rumours no?

1. TH

You my friend know ball

The reason people don't care as much about China is because Chinese esports isn't directly funded by the Chinese government. The EWC is directly funded by the Saudi government

U deffo switched up just cuz SEN are partnered

I watched the anime when I was 14 (and subsequently had one of those kinds of phases before developing critical thinking skills and realising it was a mid show) but never read the manga. I've heard the manga is infinitely better than the anime and I was planning on giving it a read. How much does it fix the problems the anime had that made me fall out of love with it?

VLR podcast
https://www.youtube.com/live/2IDLyDwrO5A?si=e_JxY3LV1F2RsY58

Ite chat how was I on the podcast today?

(still baffled I managed to get away with Loud 2nd)

0% chance but I respect ur game anyway

xms, Newzera, keloqz, Wailers, beyAz, logaN

Golden road incoming, perfect pickems for the rest of the 2025 season after my kickoff pickems fucking died

Logitech G Pro Wireless

Nah I can see why they'd choose to remove trexx

Kicks is a good player and it seems like he brings a lot better vibes to the team than trexx

trexx is a massive tilter and tends to be quite quiet in coms, Kicks seems way more energetic and generally has good enough util and fragging to justify keeping for the vibes

Blud doesn't know they're signing ardiis

Also I thought Bacon9 was coaching their academy team now instead of being on the main roster

Enjoy the KC Paris run bro, I'm sure it'll be sick

Too bad TH is winning Paris VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://discord.gg/2kq2Pjq3

Wait join the vlr podcast server goat

Boaster sneak is actually crazy

Also Keiko

And my goat RieNs but ik none of you are willing to hear me out on that one considering our current situation

Cuz 90% of the young talented FPS players in Europe are gonna be more interested in CS than Val

So far I've got one for TH

benjy wherever you may be
We all know you lean Tory
Could be worse, you could be French
Smoking to hide the frog stench

To the tune of Park, Park, wherever you may be

Now u mfs better cook

This is 100% the last place to look but does anyone have any actual good mtf voice training videos all the ones I keep finding are way too scientific and theoretical and not practical

Can we get the Lakia of Valorant back? Gen.G might be cooking if so

I think he'd be an upgrade for a few teams in EMEA. He's a pretty good flex player all around and brings a lot of vibes to the teams he's on + he's got a lot of clout

That's actually criminal

1. 2024 - The first half of the year with Gekko Kay/o was probably the most diverse moment in Valorant's history, with every role having multiple agents that saw play. The Neon meta that came afterwards was a bit of a dip in how interesting it was to watch but it was still better than a lot of previous metas

2. 2022 - Chamber was the staple agent of 2022 and was pretty much in every game, but Chamber forced teams to be incredibly thorough on their attack side and the agents that were picked to counter him or support him were super diverse, and overall the level of play absolutely skyrocketed from because of it

3. 2025 - Obviously we haven't seen the entirety of 2025 yet but so far it's seemed pretty stale. Tejo is nearing Chamber levels of unanimous pickrate and honestly I think he's a lot less interesting to watch. Alongside that the agents we see around Tejo are pretty stale as well. Vyse dominates the sentinel role, Yoru takes up the majority of the duelist pickrate and the controller role is just one of Omen or Astra

4. 2021 - Astra, Viper and Jett pretty much held the meta in a stranglehold for the year, and paired with the lack of total agents in the game meant that the meta kind of inevitably had to end up being stale

5. 2023 - Bit of a hot take but I think 2023 was the least interesting point in Valorant history. There were quite literally 2 comps. One of Jett or Raze, one of Omen or Brimstone, one of KJ or Cypher and then either Sova or Fade + Breach or Kay/o or Skye and Viper. Every single map.

Loita and Lar0k instead of qRaxs and ATAKAPTAN would they break their gate keeper status and become a top level team?

Why is this BUM still on my screen? Brother can't even pronounce the word narrate

EMEA

1. VIT
2. TH
3. KC

AMER

1. G2
2. NRG
3. LOUD

PAC

1. T1
2. GEN.G
3. DRX

CN

1. EDG
2. TE
3. XLG

Absolute brainless take

I've watched literally every piece of TH content since 2024 and I can say pretty confidently that from what I've seen TH have the best coaching staff in VCT

Ngl I don't see the vision with NAVI

I think the team has issues with all of their individuals except Shao. koalanoob doesn't have a very high ceiling, Ruxic's decision making isn't up to par, hiro didn't look as comfortable as he did on FNC, ANGE1 is incredibly hit or miss etc etc. I don't expect them to make it far this season

Also I really think people have kinda forgotten how insane TH's ceiling is because of Kickoff. I have 100% faith that neilzinho and Weber will be able to bring them back into form. If you go and watch their Kickoff vlog neilzinho and Weber both talk about how they weren't mentally the same as they were in 2024 coming into this year and kinda needed to get humbled by VIT. This is only like a third copium I swear

And his ass somehow got a higher rating than Sketch 💀

Bumping for father Froggy

Speed when it comes to getting the easiest fucking shots anywhere near target:

Might be the funniest YouTuber on the platform ngl

Himself, he is the organiser of the event after all