lover's rock hitting T1 is like when Gojo's birth shifted the entire power balance of the JJK universe

Goked biggest fear - the number 12
Chet biggest fear - having to come up with a strat without FNS
Itopata biggest fear - not being invited to aspas' telegram chat (he knows his ass getting cut)

Be so fr there ain't no way TL are making it past TH, NAVI, VIT the second time or even FNC, and even if by some miracle they do M8's lowk clear all those teams and that's assuming they even lose to BBL in the first place

Americas

NRG - Keiko
G2 - trent
MIBR - aspas
100T - Timotino
SEN - johnqt
LEV - Sato
KRU - Less
EG - dgzin
LOUD - luk_xo
FUR - koalanoob
NV - keznit

EMEA

FNC - Alfajer
TH - RieNs
VIT - Derke
BBL - Lar0k
NAVI - Ruxic
M8 - Minny
PCIFIC - seven
ULF - nekky (will be s0pp when he comes in tho)
TL - nAts
FUT - yetujey
KC - suygetsu
GX - westside

Pacific

PRX - f0rsakeN
GEN.G - t3xture
T1 - Meteor
DRX - HYUNMIN
NS - Rb
VL - XuNa
FS - primmie
RRQ - Jemkin
TS - Sylvan
GE - PatMen
DFM - Meiy
ZETA - SugarZ3ro

China

EDG - Zmjjkk
FPX - Life
WOL - Spring
DRG - vo0kashu
BLG - whzy
TYL - slowly
JDG - stew
AG - K1ra
XLG - happywei
TE - Kai
TEC - Haodong
NOVA - heybay

Nah Munchkin aspas RieNs could be a whimsical trio ngl and bang isn't really a vibes negative he's vibes neutral

Frost and termi enemies to lovers arc would go crazy on this team too icl

globeX
Ethan
Venka
fl1pzider
riyabtw

The spite is generational I could kinda respect it from a fan of any org besides TS

https://youtu.be/AupRI3NIIA4?si=ikSV4QF4sgg9lqe8 what bro's doing instead of playing btw

Why is bro the biggest invy hater

Just be happy he escaped the turbo shithouse TS after years of being in the gulag

White boy just needed a little Spanish on his team and he was dialled, meanwhile Less and trexx are competing for biggest vibes terrorists in history and stax and N4RRATE are the biggest tilters, and then you got Inspire having the BabyJ persona calling to him like the green goblin mask every time his team loses with man advantage

Victor and Marved too washed I think and crashies and Ethan are phenomenal players but not superstar fraggers who you imagine to put up big numbers consistently, plus I'm still not entirely sold on Demon1 being fully back. He's only played lower table teams so far and even on 2024 NRG he was feasting on some dogshit teams

Claiming the goat Burger King has no hype is truly the most 0/8 statement I've ever seen

trexx
N4RRATE
Less
Inspire
stax

Who resorts to physical violence first?

swyvboi prolly gave up after seeing the 2025 disasterclass let's be so fr

Comeback was also born in the mud, he has passed on the techniques to his team

Let him cook

Grass is green

1% chance

100% faith

My agenda doesn't care about your facts

Heretics wins Masters Santiago and stage 1 and Masters London and stage 2 and Champs and also EWC and also the SEN city classic and go down in history as the Astralis of Valorant it is written in the stars after I sacrificed my firstborn to RieNs

I still think we at least looked better than GX, FNC, TL and KC and we could out mud fest ranked gameplay BBL if benjy is hitting and Comeback plays like he did on Bind, plus the NAVI game could've easily been a 2-0 if Boo won any of his 1v1 scenarios

There's still hope Heretics bros

If this is the start of you cooking, then maybe I can kinda fw you

Why are we on the EU version of SEN fanfics arc

What is this chungus ass 2024 comp bro

Alright gng ggs, go next map

Nah usually he plays ass for group stage and locks in during playoffs until they qualify at which point he returns to Zellsis mode

I know exactly what we lost bro Wo0t is on fucking Yoru on Haven what happened to my Turkish Iso

Ball knowledge, I still remember MiniBoo with paTiTek setting him up was top 10 duellist itw

Comeback don't trade those

At least he dodged pi but yh brother is ass

neilzinho spotted roaming the streets of Berlin looking for Lohan's address

What having zero capacity to recognise writing and being an auraslop frog does to a mf

You will be sorely missed

-MiniBoo and it's consequences

Send me to the fucking CS gulag bro

gos9

If TL drop to the lower bracket and then win one game I'll start believing in the gluequid ascension train narrative

There's a pretty steady stream of cracked T2 players in EU but just zero up and coming IGL's, which is why the same teams keep staying at the top year after year

I forgor no ascension

But yeah if his English is good enough -supamen +xenom would probably be the easiest route back into T1 for him

No Autumn no win

If we lose this game unironically I'm out, giving up on this roster, jumping on the save RieNs and Wo0t train and making NAVI my team

Damn CAOS looks like it could be the favourites to make ascension this year

Unrelated but I feel kinda bad for xenom, felt like he could've easily landed on a KRU, LEV, Loud type roster but bro's been delegated to T2

Remote play like what they did with RieNs at Kickoff in 2024

Just anything to get bro out of T2 MENA jail

-cNed +SimonD4rk send it

Also -qpert +RobbieBK

Also -NINJA +nataNk

C, Kaplan finds one meta read and doubles down over and over until the team is on the brink of death and he people can't use the "just give it time" excuse

We lose every week, we lose every week, you must be shit, we lose every week

You and al0rante are the best players on this team but what are these fucking NPC reactions after winning rounds

Imagine grinding T2 for 3 years and this is your only opportunity, I'd be malding so bad if I was him icl

Korean scrim mafia have been sabotaging them from within after they beat Gen.G in Toronto, FrosT to WOLVES so he can defend them from these heinous attacks and coach them to their rightful spot as best team itw

If we lose this lowkey I give up on TH

Please nAts bro I need this my senti kinda needs mats to win

These guys got qpert on their team, beggars can't be choosers bro

Lowkey he could fry in this meta, he's probably the best Chamber in EU OAT plus he has a really good Kay/o or Yoru from what we saw of him in 2024

ardiis to PCIFIC who says no?

FNC -Veqaj +soulcas Boaster is able to activate scrim soulcas in every match and soulgos mogs aspas and Chronicle for goat debate by winning 37 trophies in a row