Skye over Sova on Breeze with a Yoru already in the comp might genuinely be the most retarded comp decision we have ever seen in the history of Valorant

Lowk the PRX comp vs FPX at Copenhagen finals was better than ts

Personally a fan of freeduxx cuz this bot is so free

There is ZERO excuse for this bro he realised he don't got zekken anymore and decided to try and secure the SEN for 2027 by having good stats

NRG lowkey probably clears mechanically as well

aspas > mada
Verno < brawk
zekken = Keiko
tex < skuba
Mazino < Ethan

He knew he had to do something cuz reduxx and kyu are doing their best Zellsis cosplay

False, another 3.5 trillion to making N4RRATE comfortable and another SEN bytes pep talk clip

We still on this "golden road" malarkey pack it up bruh

saveqt

Bro I forgot about that, C9 management might go down as the most wacko schizo management in Valorant

They made top 4 in stage 2 with mitch, which is by far the best they've looked since their 2023 roster

If they play the rest of Kickoff in the same form they were against NRG I doubt they'll even make playoffs

"one bad game" I assure you bro there will be more

Bro still had a higher rating than him across both maps, that just makes Zellsis look even worse by comparison. He couldn't outperform a guy who put up the literal lowest recorded rating ever in a tier 1 game

We could've put anyone in this comparison but we went with Vora 😭😭

Surely -mitch +Zellsis has to be your worst player swap in history?

I just checked and bro had a 0.45 rating whilst getting totally and utterly outcalled in every aspect. Even the discord kitten IGL's like Boaster usually hover around 0.8 and call far better

Bro needs to retire 4 months ago

I'm a certified Ethan hater but lowk this might be the worst attempt at bait OAT

100T gonna mog all 3 I'm afraid

Bro can't frag, doesn't have good util, doesn't trade or take contact well, and now he's pretending to be IGL so he can show us he can't call well

Is this the most fraudulent Masters winner OAT?

Thank you Zellsis! gonna hit like crack in April

Why are we hyping up G2's nephews?

mitch's gf might lowk be a better IGL than Zellsis

0. Urango

Time for the classic +Zellsis -Zellsis +Zellsis -Zellsis +Zellsis -Zellsis, bro needs to hang it up and costream with Fenis

Bro just spawns in like he's a Yugioh summon every time reports are mentioned

Magnum has more aura

Xeppaa no help 1v5'ing with occasional input from v1c with his young superstar duellist quite literally dropping the record lowest rating ever in VCT

Maybe I treated you too harshly

Surely no one can say with 100% certainty and conviction that they think Verno is definitely gonna be allat as an IGL

For all we know this is 2026's NRG 2024 or VIT 2025

Lowk Vora could just be Boostio if he took ozempic and got the surgery where they break your shins and make you taller tho

I had abandoned being a 100T fan when they dropped the piggy but lowk this Vora guy might be him

BROTHER I HAD SKUBA ON VFL ACTUALLY CRASHING OUT RN

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW? SECOND ROUND WINRATE OF 20% WITH ALL PISTOLS?!??!?!? KINGG YOU HAVE CALLED THE GAME BEFORE LOCK IN

Governor don't got the linguistics to sub in on LEV, though it would have been funny to see how many team flashes he can rack up when no one on his team can understand him

Rob Moore crashing out because he never had this on SEN

Play a really good 1st map in Kickoff to give people hope, fumble a very winnable second map and then get touched in the third map (vs LEV in 2024, vs SEN in 2025, vs LEV now)

No mention of LEV, clearly this means they're number 1 in Americas

2-1 vs a full last minute stand in roster with Nagz and Governor on it got the Furia fans acting like they won Champs, how low is the bar broskis

LEV and 100T are the 2 sleeper pick dark horse teams I have making Santiago along with NRG, let me cook, watch this giga banger match, Sato vs Timotino is gonna feed generations

RieNs
valyn
f0rsakeN
aspas
Keiko

Bonkar coach

Blud thinks he's Inspire

Surely Keiko for most improved no?

How someone can think his life is in danger from that video is beyond me

Her car's moving at like 2mph and turning away from him, and the bloke had about 30 seconds or so to get out of the way if she thought she was trying to run him over, plus he fired one shot through her windshield and then leaned into her window as she was going past and fired another 2

It's just plain and simple cold blooded murder for no reason

Necromancy by Bathory

Shit goes absolutely nuclear

Madhouse by Anthrax

https://open.spotify.com/track/76BYv24CcZt2u94JRjmATX?si=9226cdd39c3c4c2e

Comeback

Has happened in 4/5 of C9's regular season splits

80% chance of it happening

Sure thing bro

I'd go Ruxic and Wo0t in S tbh

Dw I'm sure you'll get drafted into a war that will massively warp your political perspective and radicalise you soon

A Thousand Splendid Suns, I had to read it for my English A level and I thought it was gonna be boring asf but nah it was absolutely heartbreaking peak

This guy thinks C9 aren't underperforming in Kickoff, going 5-0 in groups to give people hope and then bombing out of playoffs for the 7th time in a row

ardiis

1. FNATIC
2. Team Heretics
3. Team Vitality
4. GiantX
5. Karmine Corp
6. Team Liquid
7. NAVI
8. BBL
9. FUT
10. Gentle M8's
11. ULF
12. PCIFIC

o7 PCIFIC, you were absolutely scammed