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Registered: July 24, 2023
Last post: March 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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raderth >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Le0 on Sova undisputable

posted 3 months ago

Some of the brainlets I've seen on this site would see this and probably claim the study was fake because it disagrees with them

posted 3 months ago

Who were the best players at anchoring sites this year?

Imo some of the candidates are probably benjyfishy, Alfajer, yetujey, Meteor, Karon, Cryo (when he's on smokes), leaf, tex, CHICHOO and Smoggy

posted 3 months ago

If you get killed by Jett or Raze in a head to head gunfight it's more often than not because they out aimed you

If you get killed by Neon in a head to head gunfight it feels like you were powerless to do anything because she just has a free advantage over you and your only counterplay is just to play passive and never take a single risk ever which is just boring as fuck

posted 3 months ago

2 times master winner > GC player

Very insightful and well thought out take, must've taken you a while to ponder this one

posted 3 months ago

I am fucking PRAYING that Team Spirit or Virtus.pro enter Valorant and we finally get to foster some Russian talent again because it feels like since 2022 the region hasn't been producing talent at the same rate

posted 3 months ago

There's a third type

Schizo IGL'ing

This is the category ANGE1 falls under

posted 3 months ago

Didn't aspas exclusively play duelist in Champs 2022?

posted 3 months ago

Unfathomably based take

posted 3 months ago

Yee I'll get them on the phone now

posted 3 months ago

I would like to humbly request that when you see a post or thread made by Smartest_Fan, do not reply to it, upvote or downvote it. Ignore this user until they get bored

posted 3 months ago

ARE YOU ASLEEP?

posted 3 months ago

TL are ending 6th in EMEA at best

posted 3 months ago

I'm trynna think of some weird shit on each map and I was wondering what vlr was thinking

posted 3 months ago

cloudberry they're the goat of giving reasonable and measured takes

posted 3 months ago

Boring ass game where they completely gutted the melee mechanics which were by far the most fun and most effective way to play and they made the guns overpowered, so so much of the game is just sitting back and spamming the guns while barely even moving

Devil May Cry 3 is the peak of gaming tho

posted 3 months ago

Devil May Cry 2

posted 3 months ago

He could until stage 1

Then he fell off a clip

posted 3 months ago

If N4RRATE stays on sentinel then I feel like SEN might just become a zekken and friends team

In 2024 their aggressive reclears, execs and team fights were pretty much a 2 man job of zekken on duelist and TenZ on Omen or flash initiator

bang is a WAY more passive Omen player than TenZ and Zellsis doesn't have the firepower to be the aggressive flash initiator player

So if N4RRATE is kept on sentinel and is delegated to lurking and isn't enabled to be aggressive then all of SEN's aggression will hinge on zekken

zekken's good enough for the team to find some regional success with this formula but as soon as they get deep in playoffs or make it to an international it'll look like Abyss vs TH again if they keep N4RRATE on sentinel

Pretty sure they won't but it's the same IGL and coach that kept running Cypher Deadlock despite it never fucking working

posted 3 months ago

Lotus is alright but I hate defending on it

Sunset is decent after the B changes

Abyss is the worst map in any FPS since Tower in R6

posted 3 months ago

Alfajer gotta be mad tilted he finally gets to play something other than sentinel when hiro comes in only to immediately get put back in KJ and Cypher jail when Leo comes back

posted 3 months ago

Look at dev1ce during the peak of Astralis

Man was ice cold

posted 3 months ago

Obelisk ain't live (he is the stinkiest VCC player ong)

posted 3 months ago

You say that but just wait till this actually happens in Champs 2025

posted 3 months ago

RieNs with 14/65

posted 3 months ago

Champs finals is KC vs TH, with the Paris crowd obviously rooting for KC

KC win the first map 13-4

KC win the second map 18-16

KC go up 12-3 on the third map

Wo0t is left in an impossible 1v5 and pulls out the most ridiculous clip in all of Valorant history

TH then comes back all the way to win the third map 15-13

TH then 13-0 the fourth map

TH then win the final map 31-29 in the greatest series of Valorant ever played

Come back to this

posted 3 months ago

Masters Reykjavik 2021

Most clutches won: effys with 12/40
Highest clutch winrate: Jamppi with 3/9

Masters Berlin 2021

Most clutches won: Hiko with 9/44
Highest clutch winrate: Mazino with 5/13

Champions Berlin 2021

Most clutches won: Klaus with 10/38
Highest clutch winrate: v1xen with 3/7

Masters Reykjavik 2022

Most clutches won: Marved with 14/37
Highest clutch winrate: Crws with 4/13

Masters Copenhagen 2022

Most clutches won: Shao with 21/83
Highest clutch winrate: mindfreak with 12/34

Champions Istanbul 2022

Most clutches won: stax with 14/63
Highest clutch winrate: qck with 3/8

Lock//In Sao Paulo 2023

Most clutches won: Leo with 14/39
Highest clutch winrate: qRaxs with 5/8

Masters Tokyo 2023

Most clutches won: Demon1 with 11/53
Highest clutch winrate: Derke with 3/8

Champions LA 2023

Most clutches won: C0M with 20/69
Highest clutch winrate: Cloud with 5/11

Masters Madrid 2024

Most clutches won: johnqt with 14/80
Highest clutch winrate: Haodong with 4/11

Masters Shanghai 2024 - Stats unavailable

Champions Seoul 2024

Most clutches won: Boo with 15/104
Highest clutch winrate: Biank with 6/17

posted 3 months ago

Derke already looks so unamused

I guarantee this team implodes by stage 2

posted 3 months ago

Bro there's a reason babybay's ass is casting nowadays

He realised he ain't built for this

posted 3 months ago

The state of bait is truly sad

number_1_cNed_fan and babysasuke? Washed
Asuna_Yukki and Yessirski? Banned
number_2_cNed_fan and TheAceGamer30? Retired from baits
sentinelmain and EMEAStan? Vanished

Now all we're left with is retards like dort, Azzelastia and KClaw, and there's no one equally mentally retarded as them around that disagree with them like swyvboi so it's just a circle jerk of rage baiting normal people rather than a back and forth.

What happened to the VLR I loved?

posted 3 months ago

Honestly baffled as to why they didn't try and get Galorys' IGL tbh

posted 3 months ago

It'll always be Gambit tbh

posted 3 months ago

Me when I have kiNgg natanK and tex and am entering an Astra meta and still decide Demon1 is the guy to put on Raze instead of any one of those 3

posted 3 months ago

aspas kinda looky too

Also on an unrelated note I was watching some yt video about a guy roasting his viewers dating profiles and one guy looked exactly like aspas it was uncanny asf

posted 3 months ago

Holy fucking shit it's the better cNed fan

posted 3 months ago

Idk about which meta was healthier but Neon is way more annoying to play against

Chamber at least fundamentally felt like he was playing the same game as me he was just overtuned to hell and back

posted 3 months ago

Finished Neon merchant is truly finished

o7

posted 3 months ago

Not too bad, still think the buzz cut helped him look less comical. He's my goat but bro does NOT look intimidating at all

posted 3 months ago

Nah fuck u this is abuse

posted 3 months ago

Cooked by babysasuke, I might as well retire

He's the KRIMZ of baiting on vlr buddy's WASHED

posted 3 months ago

Bro... you didn't have to do me like that

posted 3 months ago

I'm just trying to see how quickly I can summon babysasuke ngl

posted 3 months ago

I hope ur prostate hurts tonight

posted 3 months ago

If we start replying to every Azzelastia or dort post with this copypasta idk if vlr will be saved or plunged into darkness

posted 3 months ago

Every time she's trynna be hype she sounds like a retired death metal vocalist who smokes 44 ciggies a day why her throat so sore?

posted 3 months ago

dortsbiggest fan type shi

posted 3 months ago

Nah but I only moved to England so I didn't see it as necessary to switch

posted 3 months ago

Hey at least a girl was interested at one point

posted 3 months ago

Brother got so desperate he looked to vlr for a partner

posted 3 months ago

Sounds believable

posted 3 months ago
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