Bro there have been 2 cohesive and clean looking Americas teams so far, one is 100T, the other is fucking C9 of all teams and even there they were getting bailed out by the Xeppaa life game

I pray G2 and SEN look good because HOLY

Tejo isn't even that good u just malding bro

Because direct opposition and attempting to prevent others success is the most engaging form of competition and violence is the easiest form of that to simulate in a game and make interesting that isn't already an actual sport

TH breaking the mental hurdle and finally winning a final waiting room

Cuz fictional violence is REALLY cool

China unironically looks like the better region rn

Also holy shit I swear no Americas team can defend. Even SEN last year were absolute T side merchants

NOVA probably would've beaten NRG

If NRG underdeliver for a 4th year in a row then Americas may be overall the worst region this year icl. They may have some tournament contenders but so far the mid table - low end teams look so messy and uncoordinated

When I watch yay vs pANcada this season I will genuinely have the fuckin Ratatouille food critic flashback

You went home

Brazil just Brazil'd their biggest op

I'm so retarded, in retrospect pANcada dgzin and cauanzin (top 10 Americas player ong) on the same team is pretty stacked. Loud on paper are way better than I thought

I'm 99% sure America is the country with the highest wage gap in the world, so an education system that's dogshit for everyone below middle class is still overall bad. The education system is 100% absolutely abysmal bro

Boostio has to be the greatest personality to ever touch Valorant

Yeah nah the American education system sounds like it came from a fictional dystopian novel some guy wrote in 1953 to denounce anti-intellectualism

Apparently you don't actually get taught to sound out and read words you haven't encountered before and instead just infer the meaning of them from the context of the rest of the sentence and move on without reading it

The source is a Sideshow twitch chatter so it may all be bullshit, please tell me it's bullshit

I was watching Sideshow's stream earlier and someone in chat said the American education system teaches kids to read in a completely different way and it honestly sounds like the most retarded thing I've ever heard

Can you verify if this is true cuz shit's been rent free in my head since then?

Nah he has another year of stinky performances before the comeback. That's how it goes for all NA number 1 itw players

TenZ - stinky 2022 and 2023 before winning a Masters in 2024

yay - stinky 2023 and 2024 before winning a Masters in 2025 (TRUST ME BRO)

Demon 1 - stinky 2024 and 2025 before winning a Masters in 2026 (TRUST ME BRO)

Messi will sub in for KRU and two foot dgzin on stage with a set of studs, then 13-0 Loud twice

Boostio picks Tejo and only gets util kills and gets baited by Cryo for the entire game, who drops 113 kills in 2 maps

I don't think Jamppi was able to adapt too well to FNC on Fracture or their attack side on Split but overall I'd say it looks promising for him this early on

Sayf I thought was very impressive, though I do think a big component of their win vs KC was the individuals bailing them out of some difficult positions. I think that's fine though. VIT is an entire team of super stars

Sayf actually calling very well and VIT looking incredibly cohesive and on the same page has been the biggest surprise to me tbh

I'm one of the biggest Ethan haters ever but come on he was pretty exceptional on EG, he was one of their more reliable shooters and his flash util was insane

I'd probably say Mazino for best Kay/o in AMER rn

Everyone harps on Demon1 for his massive fall off but I feel like no one's pointed out how much Ethan's downgraded from his 2023 Champs form

I feel like in 2024 he was never atrocious but he was one of those players who couldn't be relied on to have huge mechanical impact and he never hit the insane supportive util that he excelled at in 2023, and it looked the same in the first map of the C9 game

That would honestly be peak

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I honestly thought he would be a massive weak link in VIT and drag the team down somewhat, but he honestly looked like he was in the same league as the rest of his team and won multiple rounds on his own

I guess last year he was just stuck with runneR who just capped his potential

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I honestly thought he would be a massive weak link in VIT and drag the team down somewhat, but he honestly looked like he was in the same league as the rest of his team and won multiple rounds on his own

I guess last year he was just stuck with runneR who just capped his potential

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I honestly thought he would be a massive weak link in VIT and drag the team down somewhat, but he honestly looked like he was in the same league as the rest of his team and won multiple rounds on his own

I guess last year he was just stuck with runneR who just capped his potential

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KRU and then SEN vs 100T is a coinflip

100T had a slight downgrade but had time to solve their biggest weak point from last year and probably have a better IGL

SEN have more firepower but also lost one of their secondary callers and rely heavily on zekken to take space and make execs happen, and if he's off SEN can never win

It is genuinely so hard to root for NRG when I associate that insufferable retard with them

Yay I can see sticking around if EG goes far this year

I honestly thought he would be a massive weak link in VIT and drag the team down somewhat, but he honestly looked like he was in the same league as the rest of his team and won multiple rounds on his own

I guess last year he was just stuck with runneR who just capped his potential

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Ngl I initially thought keznit, Shyy and Mazino were enough to tier gap this Loud squad but when I thought about it cauanzin, dgzin and pANcada if he actually locks in can probably stand up to them so who knows

Vansili is NOT top 6 bro

No you fool, he's Bosnian

If it was red fading to purple instead of orange it'd be peak

TenZ retirement sent him into a coma for 2 months

Alternatively use a combination of LSD and lead fumes to convince him he's playing against bottom feeder Polaris team Metizport every match, in which case he will reach back in time to 2021 TenZ, 2022 yay and 2023 Demon1 to extract all of their Valorant potential and become the ultimate life form of Valorant

Idk, I think they looked very good on Fracture but they had one of the worst attack halves I've ever seen on Abyss and they made zero adaptions on their defence on Split. They still have a high ceiling but it feels like most of the time they're not reaching it

Deffo doesn't help that they've taken such a downgrade in fragging, with Derke leaving, Leo still absent and Alfajer not playing the roles he was thriving on in 2023

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True, tho honestly I wanna see w7m enter Valorant more

Boostio is SEN father

2022: Hey this team looks promising, we have 2 super experienced players and some cracked young players - core never amounts to anything
2023: Ok last season was rough but holy shit we got into franchising, holy shit we got the OpTic core plus ardiis - BLG whzy.mp4
2024 Stage 1: Ok last season was rough but holy shit this is a super team, we have the Champs MVP - NRG vs LEV.mp4
2024 Stage 2: Ok last stage was rough but we didn't have a real IGL and holy shit FNS is back, we have the best IGL in NA history - 12-5.mp4
2025: Ok last season was rough but holy shit we got the 2 most hyped up NA rookies at the moment, and holy shit we look amazing in the off season - Xeppaa.mp4

Now their asses gotta face one of SEN or 100T in an elim match KEKW

Do EDG have the 2023 FNC energy where anyone can step up and solo win a round? nobody is their weakest fragger and even he can pull a ridiculous multi kill out of his ass and save a 3 v 5.

Are NRG still cursed? Do their jerseys just sap the power of any player they sign? Are they always destined to fall short of the expectations we all place on them no matter who they have?

This mf needs to get back into the custom lobbies

Turns out shitquid was just kneecapping his potential of becoming a goated IGL and forcing him to play fucking Jett then Viper then Breach in the same series

Brother is there to boost morale by calling trexx a silly cunt and distributing Greggs among the team

No he has become Boaster's ranked kitten as part of an ancient ritual to increase his fragging power by motivating him to perform

He delayed his aim training by a year and just forgot to tell people

Young Valorant prodigy Jake Howlet has arrived on the server, VCT is truly over

An Eastern European teenager and a Turkish teenager were having a freak off, and their sheer psychopathy caused a warp in the code of Valorant