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posted 3 months ago

NRG content and Twitter is genuinely so ass, it's cringe not even in a funny way just a viscerally uncomfortable way

posted 3 months ago

Imagine FOKUS wins

posted 3 months ago

C9 always put all their effort for the year into the off season

posted 3 months ago

Alfajer at Tokyo, Shao and SUYGETSU at Copenhagen, mindfreak at Copenhagen and Champs 2023, RieNs at Champs and Shanghai, johnqt and TenZ at Madrid, Chronicle and nAts at Berlin, zeek and starxo at Champs 2021, pANcada and Less at Champs 2022

There's way more that I haven't even thought of

posted 3 months ago

Am I missing some context here? Is ardiis rumoured to Apeks or is this guy just schizo?

posted 3 months ago

C'mon u have to realise the irony of calling the Chinese crowd shit while suggesting Champs be held in Brazil

We both know if a Brazilian team didn't first of all make it to the event, and second of all make a deep run, then there would be a 2021 level crowd (non-existent)

posted 3 months ago

I was joking lmao

posted 3 months ago

At least they actually stayed to watch the trophy lift

Unlike one crowd

posted 3 months ago

Champs is already confirmed to be in China in 2026

posted 3 months ago

VIT completely flops with more internal drama than Bleed and DSG combined

PRX will be on the come up and look way better than last year

EDG will still be competitive and each event a new Chinese team has a breakout run like EDG at Tokyo

posted 3 months ago

Mumbai probably the worst option outta these 3 I'm still traumatised by the 6 hours Indian tech pauses

posted 3 months ago

I managed to predict 2/3 of the cities for the 2025 season so now I'm gonna guess the 2026 host cities

Masters Katowice
Masters Rio
Champions Chengdu (if they don't just choose Shanghai again)

posted 3 months ago

Goated vlr user

posted 3 months ago

Your goat is now on Sentinels academy

That's gotta be rough

posted 3 months ago

Yeah that's a very fair perspective to take, I just feel like trans men having no safe space to play or opportunity to develop whilst still having all the disadvantages of GC players is kinda unfair

But trans men are still men so yeah, it really is what it is

posted 3 months ago

MiniBoo gonna be unleashed in 2025 I can feel it

He'll be in his Kickoff form the whole year

posted 3 months ago

broky becomes Chamber 1 trick and puts up 2022 yay numbers

frozen becomes a mini Leo

ropz becomes the smokes goat

rain becomes unc inting job doer duelist main that just gets baited for broky to pop off

karrigan becomes EU FNS

FaZe establish the first Valorant dynasty

posted 3 months ago

Imagine FaZe return to Valorant but with a Brazil or EU roster

babysasuke would be TWEAKING

posted 3 months ago

Ofc Leo's still an incredibly smart player but I feel like his game sense is more so about his micro decision making and what he himself does in situation to situation while Chronicle is more of a macro oriented player

posted 3 months ago

Why are like 9/10 YT ads I get about AI like bro I'm not paying for your dogshit AI service

posted 3 months ago

I feel like Chronicle would probably make for a better IGL than Leo

More of a hard support player that doesn't lean on raw mechanics to perform well

posted 3 months ago

GC rules specifically states no men fullstop, lumping trans men and cis men together

posted 3 months ago

100T is my favourite Americas team but ngl I'm a little bit down on them compared to last year, bang kinda clears Zander no?

posted 3 months ago

xeus vs cNed is basically the JAWGEMO vs yay debate of Turkey

One is a slower more defensive style player who heavily favoured the Op and Jett, but struggle with the more mechanically complex movement agents

The other is a fucking psycho who just sends it on people with zero self preservation

posted 3 months ago

I honestly kinda brushed over him as just another cracked teenager but he looks on another level

Reminds me of watching Wo0t at Shanghai

posted 3 months ago

Nah Riot basically told them to go fuck themselves

They have the same social disadvantage as women from living some of their developmental years as women, the added obstacle of transphobia and no environment to play in

It's kinda fucked up

posted 3 months ago

Link to the clip?

posted 3 months ago

Anyone else hate this? Just feels like an addition that only helps the winning team and makes it harder to break their economy as the team that's down

posted 3 months ago

There will never be anyone worse than Newzera

posted 3 months ago

Well I'm afraid I'm forced to do this back

"AND THE HOPES AND DREAMS OF G2 HAVE COME TO AN END! LIGHTNING WILL NOT STRIKE THRICE AT SHANGHAI!!!"

posted 3 months ago

Convergence Mumbai runneR bro put everything into that tournament before falling off a cliff in actual season

posted 3 months ago

Not a single player but just TH + Primordium

posted 3 months ago

They're looking decent but not perfect in stage 1, 2-3 record. Their last opponent is a 0-5 Furia to secure playoffs. Should be freelo. mwzera drops a nuke, they get 13-0'd the last map to miss out on playoffs due to the sheer unbridled spite of mwzera

posted 3 months ago

Bro u don't understand how many flashbacks I get to "Zmjjkk forced to step up to the moment-" it's ridiculous

Back when PRX was my favourite team "SUYEGSTU aims the reset! Absolutely ridiculous!" played on loop in my head every time I thought about PRX in Champs GF in 2023

posted 3 months ago

Imo Creep by Radiohead is as good as everyone says it is ion care

Shit is peak

posted 3 months ago

Honestly W post every team should have a list like this

posted 3 months ago

Mememeister >>>> all

Goat of vlr community cup (current lowest rated player in the event)

posted 3 months ago

SR winning? Noooooooooo. Surely not

posted 3 months ago

U say that but realistically if GC had as much effort put into it as T1 then there'd be outrage and loads of people saying Riot is wasting their time/effort and nobody cares and shit like that

posted 3 months ago

Gives based takes and has TH flair

posted 3 months ago

Bump because that round just there was a perfect example. Noia backs off like a normal person. Flor ignores that and sends it alone out of garage into 3 people and just diffs them all. If she did that in T2 or T1 she'd get punished

posted 3 months ago

No one is better than my Mongolian youth

posted 3 months ago

Yeah that's a pretty good analogy. She probably needs at least a few seasons in T2 before her decision making is up to the standard you'd want from a duelist

posted 3 months ago

But her decision making is kinda ass. She pops off in GC cuz literally no one can touch her mechanically. But as soon as she gets put against players who are more than like 3/4 of her mechanical skill and are smart enough to punish her she just gets shut down and can't do anything because she makes tons of mistakes and misplays that go unpunished in GC because everyone is either too scared or not good enough to actually do anything about her playing like a smurf

posted 3 months ago

SEN ain't even the best NA team all time lil bro

posted 3 months ago

GENERATIONAL 1V3 CLUTCH FROM HIM, HE'S THE GOAT

posted 3 months ago

Internet Explorer ass coaching staff

Buddies haven't read the patch notes in a solid year

posted 3 months ago

Yeah just feels like SR has zero competition regionally or internationally it genuinely is a one team league

posted 3 months ago
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