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Registered: July 24, 2023
Last post: October 28, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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Does anyone know why aspas does the thing where he leans back during pauses? Do you think he does the Lightning McQueen I am speed monologue to himself?

posted 3 months ago

Get Klaus back in the team honestly, Melser is still outfragging mta even when fragging so Klaus in to IGL and mta out so Melser can focus on himself would probably make up for the slight difference in firepower that mta makes over Klaus

posted 3 months ago

RieNs is the best player on Team Heretics because he's by far the most consistent

posted 3 months ago

God I wish I could be married to aspas

posted 3 months ago

You can't handle the English language 💀

posted 3 months ago

I swear every round he can he buys a high pen gun and just goes for wallbang kills. The only gun I've seen him use that isn't high pen is a phantom, and he still only goes for wallbangs

posted 3 months ago

No neilzinho mentioned smh

Also it seems d00mbros was actually a fucking god because as soon as he leaves NAVI fall apart completely

posted 3 months ago

William William please be gaming

posted 3 months ago

Sign a young Turkish player from tier 2

posted 3 months ago

Urine really droppin the ball ngl. Get Syouta in this team

posted 3 months ago

swyvboi11, might be the biggest retard on the site and started all the goofy ahhh signing posts and hashtags and shit

posted 3 months ago

God I fucking hope so

posted 3 months ago

Is there any way TH don't qualify to Champs now based on points?

posted 3 months ago

Bro is their sentinel player and still puts up more first kills than N0RRATE

posted 3 months ago

The team are actually mentally boomed off the face of the planet, none of them even wanna be there on matchdays. ANGE1 practically said in a tweet that none of them want to play for the remainder of the split

posted 3 months ago

Me (I am silver no one knows who I am)

In all seriousness tho, probably ardiis. I've seen him getting clowned on for BLG but no one seems to genuinely hate him after watching his streams

posted 3 months ago

The entirety of China hates zekken lmao

posted 3 months ago

SEN defined Val by getting carried by TenZ when no one knew how the game worked, then falling off a cliff and not making an international event for 2 years

posted 3 months ago

I think Shao said back in Split 1 that this year he told ANGE1 he'd switch to smokes because ANGE1 is a lot more comfortable playing initiator and Shao enjoys playing smokes so ig that's why

posted 3 months ago

OpTic - more well remembered for being good at the game
EG - had an infinitely better storyline and showcased a higher level of play than SEN ever have

These 2 have defined NA Valorant more than SEN

posted 3 months ago

I have actually never seen a group of people so desperate to rage bait because they lack of attention from people IRL in my entire life

posted 3 months ago

HOW THE FUCK ARE LULQUID BEATING KC? KC FALLOFF NEEDS TO BE STUDIED!!!

posted 3 months ago

I will choose to believe that the players are simply protesting against management for dropping their friend d00mbros and couldn't be THIS shit

posted 3 months ago

They make me want to kill myself

posted 3 months ago

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? DID THEY ALL START DOING HEROINE? ARE THEY PROTESTING AGAINST THE ORG FOR FIRING D00MBROS? DID HE OWN ALL THE PLAYERS' HANDS? WTF?

posted 3 months ago

They're playing a normal comp and not whatever crack shit Chet thought he had something with

posted 3 months ago

Went 4-1 and diffed the entire FNC roster by himself, then got unlucky with another single elim against TH

posted 3 months ago

Bro ANGE1 diffs this geriatric old mf any day of the week, he can actually frag when he's on initiator. But FNS is a lost cause

posted 3 months ago

You spend all day baiting and acting like other teams are ass but THESE are your guys? KEKW

posted 3 months ago

To let Sliggy catch Americas. What a kind team

posted 3 months ago

This is what happens when u advertise ur analyst position on Twitter

posted 3 months ago

Best EMEA - cNed
Worst - Keiko

Best Americas - aspas
Worst Americas - Saadhak

Best Pacific - t3xture
Worst Pacific - polvi

Best CN - Life
Worst CN - TVirusLuke

posted 3 months ago

"Guys we didn't lose because of the comp we swear no flash initiator solo Yoru solo Deadlock double dome smokes is a really good comp that had absolutely no issues with lack of passive info allowing leaf to dominate the lurks and a lack of stall leading to a terrible defence side"

posted 3 months ago

Demon1 needs to shave his head to get his aura back. He looked like a serial killer in Tokyo, looked like a handsome lad at Champions, but this year the hair and the glasses make him look like a Hot Topic employee

posted 3 months ago

My W racist will diff Semen1

posted 3 months ago

paTiTek mogs everyone in VCT

posted 3 months ago

If there's an insufferable retard baiter on this site they will either have a SEN flair or an NRG flair there are no exceptions

posted 3 months ago

I will choose to believe in the NAVI miracle (please ik the players are mentally boomed from d00mbros firing but cmon we can't fall off THIS hard)

posted 3 months ago

I don't think being one of the most highly rated players coming into the season and then not being rated cuz both iterations of his team shit the bed constitutes being underrated

posted 3 months ago

There ain't no way GX is gonna let him back, and I'm really not sure if any team is willing to give him a shot. So does he thug it out in tier 2 and try and improve himself or just retire and become a costreamer or something?

posted 3 months ago

Tbf Russian aim has always been up there

posted 3 months ago

BENJAMIN DAVID FISH MY BEAUTIFUL FORTNITE SEA CREATURE

posted 3 months ago

paTiTek, Famsii and hiro all gonna get signed for a super sub team

posted 3 months ago

They should add a fish tank into the benjyfishy corner

posted 3 months ago

Ever since the latter half of Shanghai RieNs has been consistently insane across every game Heretics have played. I don't think he's gone negative once since the series vs 100T

posted 3 months ago

Nah this seems like MiniBoo's obligatory god game. Then next game is benjy's, after that is Wo0t's turn against M8

posted 3 months ago

Oh I wasn't saying he could do. I was just referring to Loud apparently wanting to do so

posted 3 months ago

Feels like he's finally comfortable on stage no that he's not having to focus on setting up other players. Though I still would like to see him try Duelist at tier 1 to see the havoc that was set to replace aspas

posted 3 months ago

Psychologists aren't gonna stop pANcada from ripping your teams heads off

posted 3 months ago
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