less fraudulent than Apoth tho...

what, the torch of going 0 kills in bronze? fair, that description suits you well.

oh shit i didn't realize it was alr posted, srry

at this rate we're aiming for 1000 downfrags, let's get it there!

In an unexpected turn of events, Professional Valorant player Lev Tex was recently spotted in the company of two Colombian individuals, sparking a whirlwind of speculation and intrigue. The trio was seen enjoying a night out on the town, fueling rumors about Tex's diverse social circles.

Later, in a surprising twist, the Colombian companions reportedly made remarks about Tex's anatomy, claiming he possesses a substantial physical endowment. While the authenticity of these statements remains unverified, the comments have ignited a frenzy of attention on social media, with netizens sharing their own takes on the unusual turn of events. Stay tuned as the story continues to unfold, blurring the lines between celebrity gossip and reality.

FNS has passed away from old age

Thousands come to his funeral to honor him

Saadhak shows up in a wheelchair to pay respects to his old rival

The funeral attendant tells Saadhak to open the casket to say goodbye

He opens the casket but only a note is left

"I'm not dead. I rotated B. Get owned."

Saadhak yells at Aspas to go grab his Operator

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

DemonDone

biank
1v3
spraydown
whzy
judge
double satchel
bind elbow
showstopper dodge
yosemite
ascent attack side
2v5

"who are we playing in playoffs cause we sure ain't losing to bilibili"
–ardiis, 2023

you are a disgusting being.

indeed

bro forgot about TYL vs NOVA Ascent

jellyfish

Never Really Good

Sage is ass, on this map and on almost every other map

ANY comp with Sage is an instant gigatroll unless it's on Icebox

y0y

surprised no one has mentioned The Blair Witch Project

https://www.vlr.gg/271324/take-some-accountability

having a pro player from mf'ing Bermuda is kinda insane

bro was ready to post faster than a Wikipedia user editing a dead celebrity from "is" to "was"

also, L writer pooptalyx

PATITEK MENTIONED 🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🗣️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥 WTF IS NOT MEWING

QCK MENTIONED 🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🗣️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥 WTF IS NOT BEING A CHINESE FARMER

y0y

dw bro, i got the receipts

Remember this, SEN will not lose this match, and if they do, I will delete my account. I am a man of my words.

since you are a man of your words, pls delete your account now.

yeah, that statement worries me on many different levels

jinggg neon, perhaps? (i hope, abyss is NOT a raze map)

sadly he is still posting

srsly? if anyone is carrying them atm it's Trexx, the guy has higher rating and ACS than Sayf, and he's not even playing duelist

yes. you do.

honestly tho, their fault for letting go of LoversRock, that kid is cracked

fair

bro how could you forget

wolfen 💀

Gen.G has won more in 1½ splits than DRX has in 4 years...

#12

because if they finish 6th or higher, that means FNC performed better this year with Hiro than they did with Leo, so then they would probably keep the former

own that fraud

Hiro is probably gonna stay on FNC unless Leo makes a definitive return to the stage

is that confirmed? i thought it was a temporary step down due to his health

goatkashu disrespect will not be tolerated here

bro still has a grudge

top 10 anime betrayals

1. arin2016 dumping his best friend swvyboy

it's a shitpost from last offseason, i was hoping it would become a copypasta, but it didn't 😔

In an unexpected turn of events, Professional Valorant player Lev Tex was recently spotted in the company of two Colombian individuals, sparking a whirlwind of speculation and intrigue. The trio was seen enjoying a night out on the town, fueling rumors about Tex's diverse social circles.

Later, in a surprising twist, the Colombian companions reportedly made remarks about Tex's anatomy, claiming he possesses a substantial physical endowment. While the authenticity of these statements remains unverified, the comments have ignited a frenzy of attention on social media, with netizens sharing their own takes on the unusual turn of events. Stay tuned as the story continues to unfold, blurring the lines between celebrity gossip and reality.

you're russian lil fembro

mibracle

what about Karmine_Org_Whisper?

🇨🇱 Chile: either me or fawning