huh, i thought i heard a fly buzzing around...
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| Registered: | July 20, 2023 |
| Last post: | December 18, 2024 at 7:13 AM |
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NRG flair talking about washed, the irony
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
pregnant mom after smoking and drinking: "it won't affect my child"
no, NAVI can actually still qualify if they win this game, and at least 1 of Liquid or KCorp loses, as they have the h2h advantage against them
they're probably gonna lose anyway tho (deserved, #ERIKDIDNOTHINGWRONG)
except it is an exaggeration because orgs like MIBR (who used their VCT earnings to finance their CS roster), GE (who have no interest in either winning or sustaining their fan base) and EG (the org that personifies "take the money and run") are all way worse for the game long-term, yet 1 tweet you don't like from TS makes them "the biggest embarrassment in VCT"
can we get the VCT standings updated? they're still showing the Championship Point scores from stage 1, it's making it confusing to tell who can qualify to Champs via points.
i remember seeing an old reddit post that said suygetsu is the only actual dick amongst vct players, that although many players are obnoxious, suygetsu is the only one that's unlikeable as a person
Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled "NAVI!" My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
i can't believe teams are still signing dimasick KEKW
RIP k1rya
you are the kind of person about whom the next "Meet The Grahams" will be written: an unlikeable, miserable, fucked-up-in-the-head asshole who is both self-absorbed enough to think he is above actually being a decent human being, yet simultaneously insecure and unfulfilled enough to actually perpetrate that lack of humanity through his words and actions.
babysasuke, fuck you.
yeah, cuz he is that rare type of brainless, heartless, unrescuably up-his-own-ass type of human garbage that actually deserves no respect from anyone on this site
wasn't me
random fnatic fan with a similar name and she went off on him because i'm in her head rent free
absolutely NO ONE buys your bullshit, you've been shitting on FNC from the very beginning, your spinelessness and audacity to pretend you're an innocent little bird is disgusting and pathetic
wouldn't be caught dead in a b0tsu stream
you are actually a terrible human being
he used to hatewatch Yinsu asw and shit on her in chat cuz her bf is Boaster
the guy acutally has a parasocial hate relationship with FNC
clears your entire team
bro is actually trying to take TheAceGamer30's title of "most braindead SEN fan on vlr"
no, he is not welcome back, if anything the ban was too short
aintnoway this guy took one of the biggest Ls (in both takes and bans) of the site this year, only to keep spouting the exact same bullshit the moment he got unbanned, even after he had exposed to everyone how stupid he was
truly worthy of your name, cuz i feel yucky every single time i see one of your comments
q wea ta pasando, no encuentro info
wow, amazing that SPE are winning the series while playing with their new player TBD! so inspiring!
don't think they're forcing it, i haven't gotten it once since they removed the abyss-only swiftplay variant
someone pls call the police or the FBI or smth, someone stole Trembo's account and is noe committing identity fraud.
proof: he's calling a team that never had mwzera "the best team to ever touch Valorant", the real Trembo would never say such a thing
even other NRG fans can see that dort is just as braindead as Asuna_Yuuki was
Jawgemo has dual nationality, vlr displaying the Cambodian flag over the American one is purely a stylistic choice, as it can't display two flags at a time.
they literally signed 2½ T2 players, Shahz and Pa1nt are just standing in due to visa issues
nahhh, put some respect on the penguins' name, even they're not that shit
finally, someone who can compete with moatz for the title of worst fakeflagger on the site
and you're 97% braindead, trying to disown the teams from your region that you've already supported as soon as they start losing
expected from a C0S KP0 fan
https://www.vlr.gg/event/2062/challengers-league-2024-mena-resilience-split-2 i don't see any turkish teams there
maybe, but FUT is WAAAAY better on paper, they should be wiping the floor with FPX (spoiler alert: they aren't)
the best team in Spanish VCL has 1 player from Portugal and 4 from eastern Europe
like bruh wut
that Lotus game at champs was an antistratting masterclass from LOUD
Zeph is a known NRG fan, that's why he's roasting them so hard, if you watch his other videos he's genuinely disappointed in them
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At [REDACTED], I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
e agora claro q ele não mostra sua cara, o covarde kkkkkkk
the value that tex got on Icebox defense straight up saved them from getting 2-0'ed, and c0m also had big impact on Sunset. so glad to see them step up for the team.
¡VAMO' LA LEVIANETA!
racism is despicable ≠ racism is a crime
also xand was fined for racism in the past, does that make him a criminal?
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