elllement.

🐉🛻🐉🛻🐉🛻

shoutout to Primmie as well, he basically had to 1v5 on ascent and still brought it to 8 rounds

NAthebotsregion

Flag: United States
Registered: February 24, 2024
Last post: July 31, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Posts: 27

Not funny. I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrible attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny i genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky i still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my pathetic brain understanding that joke. In the time that took i was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering with out meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done.

bro has nothing else to defend himself with 😭😭

fembro took the biggest L 💀💀💀

flag + flair + you just lost

cameran

Flag: United States
Registered: August 2, 2023
Last post: July 31, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Posts: 132

i mean, why even pay attention to someone who doesn't even pay attention to VCT or VCL

R0alD0al

oh ok, thx for explaining

https://www.vlr.gg/vcl-2024/?stage=220

some T2 regions in APAC already have a Stage 3, so it wouldn't be surprising if they announced Stage 3 for EMEA as well

this may be a stupid question, but how is 12/17 and 5/19 "double pi"?

extremely common Cloudberry W

Narrator: they did not, in fact, win it.

b0sk

you alright? if you need to talk, there's people here for you

wtf, i just tuned in, how is KPI losing to CGN???

Wednesday, July 31st. The sites are crowded for the Champions. Even with the bad scheduling. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I'm there too. Watching. 2 years of bad signings have turned me into a malding vermin. I must choose my targets carefully. It's a big community. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that free agency LFT tweet hits, it's not just a call- it's a warning. To them. Propaganda is a tool. They think I'm hiding in the shadows. But I AM the shadows. I wish I could say I'm making a difference, but I don't know. Whiffs, losing duels, bad signings- 2 years later, they're all up. And now this. This org's eating itself. Maybe it can't be saved, but I have to try. PUSH MYSELF. These dms all roll together in a rush, behind the twitter account. Sometimes in the morning I have to force myself to remember everything that happened. Then i remember I have to spread more propaganda to lure innocent players in GE to try and save this team. So I leave for another night or sending dms to pro players and coaches.

add this new baiter as well: JinggsFamilyLawyer

https://www.vlr.gg/373637/how-to-identify-engagement-bait

6. Threads like «CS > Valorant» (mostly posted by CIS flags)

i don't think Sacy will return to LOUD as long as Less is still on the team

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze
chrlxz? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

he's downfragging everyone LMAO

there is just one problem with that statement...

JingggsFamilyLawyer

Flag: Singapore
Registered: July 27, 2024
Last post: July 28, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Posts: 8

meanwhile, Riddle Order...

new user to add to the baiter list: number1_eu_fan

nah, los 3 venían jugando mal por harto rato antes de salir de sus equipos, Delz1k facilmente fue el peor jugador de KRU en 2022, y he visto a gente llamar a Murizzz el "Vanity brasileño" por ser un IGL un tanto fraudulento

retirement home for washed players

looking at you, Delz1k Nagz and Murizzz

a few days ago i discovered this song, so i went and watched its music video, now the video is living in my brain rent free, so i decided to recommend it to you guys, i hope you don't mind

Sigur Rós - Glósóli

https://www.vlr.gg/373637/how-to-identify-engagement-bait

4. Threads about aspas being baiter (mostly posted by BulkyLettuce)

i see your point, but for the most part, all of these players are already pretty flexible in their agent pool, except maybe Profek, though i'm less worried about him cause smokes is the role where agent inflexibility is probably the least relevant. i can easily imagine some good comps for most maps without having to make them learn tons of new agents, so i guess it mostly comes down to if they'll be in good form when they have to play

while most of these pickups are reasonable, i disagree with the lack of a defined smokes player on the roster, and i also don't have enough faith in Soulcas to keep up his good performances on the big stage (sorry Soulcas).

i'm also very cautious about bringing back Scream, as his ego and desire to IGL is very big, and could easily drive a rift in the team, so TL would rlly need to keep him in check, but it is reasonable that they could pull that off.

so if bringing back Scream is a must, my rebuild would be:

• keep Nats as sentinel
• +Scream as duelist
• +Kamyk as flex/secondary initiator
• +Profek as smokes
• +Waddle as flash/primary initiator
• +Dannyto as coach

birds of a feather flock together

underworld, the prodigy, massive attack, radiohead, u2, the verve, my bloody valentine, black country new road

"nah, i'd win"
–Sidyon, 2024

these are my preds, based on past regional hosting and Riot's current trends:

Masters 1: LATAM (Santiago/Bogotá)
Masters 2: USA (NYC/Atlanta)
Champions: China (Shanghai/Hong Kong)

Sean McLoughlin my YT goat (among others)

a few songs i've been listening to a lot lately:

Massive Attack - Risingson
Sigur Rós - Popplagið
Coldplay - Midnight
Underworld - Banstyle/Sappy's Curry
U2 - Bad
C418 - Taswell

there is no Kung Fu Panda 4 in Ba Sing Se

yes

it was a surreal but amazing experience

sadly, rape seems to be the crime with the highest rate of victim-blaming, i have never seen any othe type of crime victim get victim-blamed so much, and it's sickening and disheartening to watch

apparently yes, the reasoning why is in #60

people are just starting to figure out who it was, it's joever for DRX

Massive Attack?

tbf trembo has consistently supported pancc and ntk even after that debacle, so i wouldn't be surprised

belarus flag + KPI flair, what did you expect?

bro confused aspas with ntk

Lower Round 3

rude