already had a 0 in his name so people couldn't meme on him, absolute gigachad

it's a pasta.

the original was from Champs 2022, about Ardiis and Stax.

there's no doubt that brazilian Valorant seems to be having a crisis, with the rumours that LOUD are currently imploding, along with FURIA and MIBR both looking terrible so far this season. this has got me thinking about some things: why is this happening, and how can it be fixed?

i wouldn't be surprised of homesickness was a major factor, similarly to last year. but given that the LATAM teams haven't had this issue, there must be more to it. lack of firepower has also been brought up before (especially when talking about MIBR), but Brazil has a huge T2 talent pool (i assume), and yet, barely anyone seems from T2 seems to make it through. this brings me to what i think is the biggest problem with Brazil rn: bad roster management. instead of letting talent come and go, we're mostly just watching the same ~15 players get shuffled around among the orgs; chemistry is super low or even nonexistent (looking at you, FURIA), and even the coaching feels like it's not being done to fit the team, if at all.

with this in mind, i have a few questions to ask for those of you who know more about this situation: is this a valid assessment? what do you think are the problems? and how do you think they can be solved?

thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

end of an era, sadly

as a fellow south american, my biggest condolences to the brazilian fans

Less stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta players like Zekken or Demon1 or Keznit. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Cryo. The seeded bread buns? It was Cryo’s cheeks as he squatted on Less’s face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Cryo’s knife. The mayo? You know what it is.

git gud

for the first time in this site's history, a forum thread (other than the "no politics" thread) has reached 1000 upfrags!

the thread in question.

like #5 said, i can maybe understand it from Zellsis, where he's saying it about himself, but saying it to other people is in terrible taste at best.

and the fact that Bren has to deal with shits like you shitting on him for doing so speaks volumes about their capacity to understand actual human emotion.

rant over. i'm gonna go find some medicine for the brainrot i've just seen.

the fact that you're saying with a straight face that bren (who is ADHD and neurodivergent, btw) is "retarded" and "soft" for pointing out the tonedeafness and lack of humanity in telling people to kill themselves and being critical of people who say so shows just how far you are from qualifying as a human being

when Twisten passed away, trembo said he felt sad not because he was gone, but because it meant he would never get to meet mwzera.

...yeah. make of that what you will.

true, i just thought they meant 13-0s since franchising

second, this was the first

fl1pzjder fl0pped

It was during 2020, right after valorant was launched. Trembo got early access to the game and decided to give it a shot. There was no ranked back then, everyone was playing casually. That is when he met mwzera. They were in the same time. With his feminine voice trembo spoke in the mic "hello everynya~". No one said anything back except mwzera. Trembo was really happy because mwzera noticed him. He felt like someone had eyes for him. Mwzera would continue to carry the game and talk to trembo and as the match ended and they celebrated their victory, trembo asked mwzera "can i be your valorant kitten, you sage to the jett?". Mwzera said nothing and they clocked out of the match. Since that day, trembo has been waiting for mwzera's answer, his attention again and hence he is so obsessed with him

the true loser of the viper nerfs is Less

"best map pool"
Breeze, Icebox, Sunset, Lotus, Pearl???

you must be either trolling or absolutely braindead

NAVI flair detected, opinion rejected.

the mw in mwzera stands for "mega washed"

Famed local vlr.gg poster Asuna_Yuuki has been found dead from a copium overdose in a basement in [REDACTED], USA. Witnesses report that he was supporting the Valorant e-sports organization NRG Esports, where it is suspected he worked as the team's in-house fellator, as the recent game between NRG and Leviatán was playing on a Steam Deck near the body.

We will keep you updated as we receive more details on this story.

and you barely beat ten

C9 = OXY & friends

• "THAT'S THE SPIKE!" (LEV vs XSET, Masters Copenhagen Playoffs Lower Round 1)
• "...SPRAYED DOWN! AND THE LOCKDOWN WILL NOT ACHIEVE SQUAT!" (OPTC vs DRX, Champions 2022 Lower Finals)
• "WHAT AN INSANE PLAY FROM ENZO!" (FNC vs LEV, Masters Copenhagen Playoffs Lower Round 2)
• "THIS GUY IS PLAYING PERFECTLY! ONE BY ONE THEY FACED HIM AND ONE BY ONE THEY FELL." (EDG vs T1, Masters Tokyo Group A Decider)
• "HOW IS HE THERE? HOW IS HE THERE? I DON'T UNDERSTAND! HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO DO THAT?" (GMB vs G2, Masters Berlin Semifinals)
• "...AND HE MANAGES TO GET THE SHOT! S0M WITH A SHORTY, DOESN'T FIND HIM!" (PRX vs NRG, Masters Tokyo Playoffs Lower Round 3)

and finally, not an official cast line, but my favorite nonetheless:

Famed local vlr.gg poster trembolonaRage has been found dead from a copium overdose in a basement in [REDACTED], Brazil. Witnesses report that he was supporting FURIA player Leonardo "mwzera" Serrati, with whom it is suspected he had had a parasocial relationship, while on copium, as the recent game between FURIA vs. MIBR was playing on a Steam Deck near the body.

We will keep you updated as we receive more details on this story.

KKKKKKKKKK
mano toma-te os remédios

kr1stal disasterclass

1 round off from being the next oracle of Delphi...

comments like these and #71 are why you are in D-Tier; trashtalk plays against you in this list

true, i admit, i do struggle with sarcasm, especially online

srry i couldn't put you any higher :( it's just you're too toxic sometimes. take it as constructive criticism, i do think you're on a good path <3

added!

<3 thank you geospliced! i hope you're doing well with whatever your life is like.

honestly, it would be pretty monotonous and boring if we were all just the same kind of simple users, wouldn't it?

imo having a femboy makes the list of users more interesting. but that's just me.

done!

reply to this thread or name another user, and i'll rank them on the following user tierlist. i will be taking into account factors such as arguing skills, baiting skills, fan loyalty, and general attitude on-site, among others.

also, feel free to agree or disagree with the placements on the list.

S-TIER
geospliced: easily the nicest user, consistently has based takes, overall W guy carrying the vlr.gg community
james_ff: the best analyst and journalist the community has ever seen, hopes he makes it far in the Esports journalism scene (he said he wanted to go there iirc)
benjy: mostly civil discussion, barely any flaming, good vibes

A-TIER
K1rya: everyone's favorite femboy, the only thing holding him back from being an S-Tier user is liking b0sk 🗿
bronzil_enjoyer: fun interactions, generally nice to be around

B-TIER
CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer: one of the most well-known site trolls, and pretty good at it too, not much more to say really
tzirot: haven't seen much of them, but seem to be consistent wih their ideas and are pretty chill, plus liking 2024 vitality is a big W
Shidoh: not seen much of them either, but generally levelheaded and is good at defending his takes, so that's a bonus

C-TIER
Pengu12: another skilled troller, just not as talented as CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer, but not untalented by any means
ConutV2: up and down takes and personality, i can't speaky very positively or negatively about them
Congo1: relatively average user, often has bad takes but isn't overly annoying about them
dezzo: same as Congo1, but from BR instead of EMEA

D-TIER
LyCan52: other than his bait mastery (which is still far from perfect), i don't know how he doesn't get chased out with pitchforks every time he's online
number1_cNed_fan: pretty disrespectful to much of the community, which is unpleasant, but i do appreciate the loyalty to his favorite player. other than that, not much going for them
Mozarellas: not particularly fond of them, too much trashtalking and flaming for my liking

F-TIER
babysasuke: the user most represantative of everything bad about a vlr user
supernova: has some of the worst takes i have ever seen if any forum, and i've seen a lot of bad takes over the years...
number2_cNed_fan: basically the same as number1_cNed_fan, but the lack of originality compared to the latter costs them a lot of their saving grace
trembolonaRage: biggest heelsucker on the site 💀

💀-TIER
NebularCarina: what am i doing with my life making this...

bro had the post-nut clarity... 💀

(jk btw, i love you geospliced)

PSOfFptmabDdēSr?

meyournightmare

you've been real quiet after PRX shat on your expectations...

4/8

just another run-of-the-mill meyournightmare bait, nothing special.

where tf are you getting those numbers? i cannot find any sources. you just made the claim, now back it up.

Noun

maggot (plural maggots)

1. a soft, legless larva of a fly or other dipterous insect, that often eats decomposing organic matter.
2. (derogatory) a worthless person.
   "–Drop and give me fifty, maggot."

1. does it matter?
2. read #18.

"i'm all here fore the support for every community BUT..." yeah something tells me you're being halfhearted at best.

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if you're calling transgenderism delusional, you're calling science delusional, you malfunctioning heap of shit.

edit: added more texts.

they basically criticised the entire anti-trans-in-GC camp and reminded people that:

1. trans women are women, trans men are men, it's been scientifically validated for years.
2. the "they're taking away women's place to shine" argument is practically always used solely for transphobic purposes, by people who wouldn't give a shit about the scene otherwise.
3. it's a fucking videogame, just let people play it.

which is absolutely based, but as #3 said, the fact that this is the bare minimum and there are people who aren't willing to accept even that is really disheartening.

damn, that's an obscure reference if i've ever seen one

kinda crazy that you're asking that here ngl, but jokes aside:

i'd recommend that, before you ask her out, ask her if she was serious about the "not yet" comment, to figure out if she does like you, as she may have meant it as a joke. if it was a joke, don't risk it, as it will make things even more awkward; and if it was serious, then go ahead.

NAVI flair = opinion rejected

how do you feel about the last round on Sunset?

Adjective

close (comparative closer, superlative closest)

[...] At a little distance, nearby.
"–Is your house close?"

This is Americas best? Embarassing.

We don't even need the heavy hitters like FNC, NAVI, VIT, FUT etc. Just send in M8/BBL/GIA and that'll be more than sufficient. Still predicting 7-8 EU teams to be in top 10 teams in the world this season