Mozzarellas
Flag: Albania
Registered: October 8, 2023
Last post: December 11, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Posts: 1153
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W

posted about a year ago

welcome

posted about a year ago

100t is ass

posted about a year ago

fut easily

posted about a year ago

never did

posted about a year ago

na wouldnt produce a sentinel like nats even in the next 100 years sadly

posted about a year ago

na flair calling fnc DADDY, as they should

posted about a year ago

100t S tier team fasho! they are lock//in contenders!!!

posted about a year ago

you're putting way too much weight on tier2 tourney results, also going by ur logic fut also beat drx who are better than t1 edg and probably sen

posted about a year ago

fnc winning against NA team while just coming home from vacation with 0 hours of practice and these natards still talking 🤣🤣🤣

posted about a year ago

apac fans trying to cope about their 0 trophies every day :rofl:

posted about a year ago

0 seriousness, fnv fut navi are top 3

posted about a year ago

emea league champion who lost majority of their team? are you artistic?

posted about a year ago

trexx tomaszy and yetujey mog him

posted about a year ago

cause then the 5yo fangirls would rage

posted about a year ago

shitter man

posted about a year ago

bump

posted about a year ago

mistic atakaptan shao

posted about a year ago

because he's a way better smoker than initiator, he would be doing the same things in 2022 if he was on smokes

posted about a year ago

Bump

posted about a year ago

no way platchat had a decent take

posted about a year ago

bump

posted about a year ago

its "Goudas" lil bro and sadly im not him

posted about a year ago

Holy diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh, what's becoming of me?
Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh, don't you see what I mean?
Gotta get away
Holy diver, yeah
Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you
Look out
Race for the morning
You can hide in the sun 'till you see the light
Oh, we will pray it's all right
Gotta get away, get away
Between the velvet lies
There's a truth that's hard as steel, yeah
The vision never dies
Life's a never ending wheel, say
Holy diver
You're the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid
Jump, jump
Jump on the tiger
You can feel his heart but you know he's mean
Some light can never be seen, yeah
Holy diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh, what's becoming of me?
No, no
Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh, don't you see what I mean?
Gotta get away, get away
Gotta get away, get away
Holy diver, sole survivor
You're the one who's clean
Holy diver, holy diver
There's a cat in the blue coming after you
Holy diver
Oh holy diver, yeah
Alright, get away, get away, get away
Holy diver, holy diver, oh holy diver mmm hmm

posted about a year ago

bump

posted about a year ago

Okobotro🗿

posted about a year ago

Bump

posted about a year ago

Fs, breach ult 9 points very deserved

posted about a year ago

Lady luck and nehx were on ur side sadly

posted about a year ago

The vcc overlord

posted about a year ago

bro hasnt seen the Evil Goudas vs m0nte clash

posted about a year ago

Come register for vcc emea season6, the goat will be there

posted about a year ago

SCREAM

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

Fawning

posted about a year ago

B-b-but prx made champs final!!!

posted about a year ago

Has the game even started

posted about a year ago

to build character

posted about a year ago

Prx flair talking about chokes

posted about a year ago

This is eye watering

posted about a year ago

Y0y would do even worse with yacine on his team sadly

posted about a year ago

Leo wouldnt lose so embarrassingly in tier2

posted about a year ago

No one gives a fuck about whats insane to you, you call a 1trick pony the goat after a full year of getting rolled on tier 2 🤣🤣 jacob "without my 4 teammates all playing for me i cant" whiteaker

posted about a year ago

Lets not talk about leos rating this year being higher than y0ys 🤡 rating last year 🤣🤣

posted about a year ago

I wholeheartedly agree

posted about a year ago

U used bang as an example of a good player to argue the point of your thread tho

posted about a year ago

just cause the other remaining controllers were shittier than bang doesnt mean bang is a good controller

posted about a year ago

Bro's retarded 💀

posted about a year ago

It already is a story 🤣

posted about a year ago
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