Eg had to use 20 years of jewgemos luck to barely beat fut in group stage 🤣
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Last post: | December 11, 2024 at 9:44 AM |
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Eg had to use 20 years of jewgemos luck to barely beat fut in group stage 🤣
Na fans are braindead bro 🤣. These guys literally admitted to being a 1 team region by saying 50% of na teams in champs made playoffs when they only had 2 teams
Common sense that fnc dogwalks any na team
I would rather eat shit with fake friends...
than eat steak and lobsters with real ones..
Read that again 💯
Fut would 36 0 bleed
Scream would be here if he wasnt igling
Scream is at first place 1000%
Desmond benjamin 🔥 📛 👨🚒 🚒 🧯 🎆 🔥 🥶 🧊 ☃️ 🧥 ❄️ 😓 🥶 🗣🗣🗣🥵
With the new cypher buff incoming sova stocks will go up
Opinion on this?
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Trexx is more internationally proven than trent
Trexx won vs optic and kru to get out of group stage and lost to Prx and fpx (the 2 finalists and the same 2 teams that beat optic later on in the same tournament)
Ascension counts as international level? 🤣 trents biggest international achievement was going 0 2 in iceland
How about u wake up when dfm wins a series
Greatest club of all time is a dogshit club according to you
High ascendants play against immortals all the time and you're telling me theres no difference with diamond? Put an ascendant 3 in diamond lobbies and he drops 30 every time. Also even with low rated immo3 players the difference between immo3 and immo1 is again huge idk what the fuck you're talking about
Top 4 champs and attended more lans than all of g2 members combined
This team will achieve a grand total of nothing 🔥 📛 🥶 🧊
U aint him blood 😭⁉️☠️
I wondrr who the hardstuck ascendant is
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.