Mozzarellas
Flag: Albania
Registered: October 8, 2023
Last post: December 11, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Posts: 1153
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Eg had to use 20 years of jewgemos luck to barely beat fut in group stage 🤣

posted about a year ago

Fut clears navi sadly

posted about a year ago

Na fans are braindead bro 🤣. These guys literally admitted to being a 1 team region by saying 50% of na teams in champs made playoffs when they only had 2 teams

posted about a year ago

Winning chanps

posted about a year ago

Common sense that fnc dogwalks any na team

posted about a year ago

Fut is #3

posted about a year ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

posted about a year ago

Cry costs 20 cents

posted about a year ago

I would rather eat shit with fake friends...
than eat steak and lobsters with real ones..
Read that again 💯

posted about a year ago

Shit list

posted about a year ago

Fut would 36 0 bleed

posted about a year ago

Did i miss something

posted about a year ago

Scream clears him

posted about a year ago

Cant end on a win

posted about a year ago

Mods delete this guy's account pls

posted about a year ago

Pepsi fans

posted about a year ago

Boaster clears him

posted about a year ago

Scream would be here if he wasnt igling

posted about a year ago

Scream is at first place 1000%

posted about a year ago

Desmond benjamin 🔥 📛 👨‍🚒 🚒 🧯 🎆 🔥 🥶 🧊 ☃️ 🧥 ❄️ 😓 🥶 🗣🗣🗣🥵

posted about a year ago

Did my reply get deleted 🤣

posted about a year ago

With the new cypher buff incoming sova stocks will go up

posted about a year ago

Gintoki comes close

posted about a year ago

Answer to me lil bro

posted about a year ago

Opinion on this?
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

Trexx is more internationally proven than trent

posted about a year ago

Trexx won vs optic and kru to get out of group stage and lost to Prx and fpx (the 2 finalists and the same 2 teams that beat optic later on in the same tournament)

posted about a year ago

Ascension counts as international level? 🤣 trents biggest international achievement was going 0 2 in iceland

posted about a year ago

Agreed trexx clears

posted about a year ago

Where can i watch it

posted about a year ago

When are they playing

posted about a year ago

😍

posted about a year ago

Fut clears

posted about a year ago

How about u wake up when dfm wins a series

posted about a year ago

Greatest club of all time is a dogshit club according to you

posted about a year ago

Dfm vs heretics😲😲

posted about a year ago

exceptionally scarce W

posted about a year ago

High ascendants play against immortals all the time and you're telling me theres no difference with diamond? Put an ascendant 3 in diamond lobbies and he drops 30 every time. Also even with low rated immo3 players the difference between immo3 and immo1 is again huge idk what the fuck you're talking about

posted about a year ago

I wish

posted about a year ago

The most braindead thing I've ever heard

posted about a year ago

Okobotro 🗿

posted about a year ago

Crouch spray low skill game sadly

posted about a year ago

Rip my hero

posted about a year ago

Not a commendable achievement

posted about a year ago

Top 4 champs and attended more lans than all of g2 members combined

posted about a year ago

This team will achieve a grand total of nothing 🔥 📛 🥶 🧊

posted about a year ago

Rip okobotro 🗿

posted about a year ago

U aint him blood 😭⁉️☠️

posted about a year ago

I wondrr who the hardstuck ascendant is

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago
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