Mozzarellas
Flag: Albania
Registered: October 8, 2023
Last post: December 11, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Posts: 1153
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make a video about this pls
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 10 months ago

make a video about this pls
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 10 months ago

Bros paying people to get better and you're still hatin on him

posted 10 months ago

losing to fut so its respectable

posted 10 months ago

damn that sucks! i guess because a team improved once we cant criticize anyone anymore!

posted 10 months ago

the 2 worst, imagine keeping trashies and kektor instead of fns and som

posted 11 months ago

Work Ethics: NRG ?

posted 11 months ago

dio eazy e and ice cube clear kanye

posted 11 months ago

other than the fact that fnc did it against a good team
and the fact that fnc themselves are a good team

posted 11 months ago

would wipe the floor for the emea teams to walk on i agree

posted 11 months ago

The only reasonable list I've seen so far

posted 11 months ago

Real madrid clears on every single metric

posted 11 months ago

Opinion on my piece?
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 11 months ago

Navi will 100% be 2-3rd place and everyone with a working brain can see that

posted 11 months ago

Did someone say goat? 🤤

posted 11 months ago

dogshit list, u get some points for not underestimating fut tho

posted 11 months ago

shouldn't have been released at all then, non "traditional sentinels" are dogshit

posted 11 months ago

point stands, who tf cares

posted 11 months ago

Its never a good time to play league of legends

posted 11 months ago

avg sen fan

posted 11 months ago

Mb, easily is an understatement

posted 11 months ago

Fnc easily

posted 11 months ago

Is the anime out?

posted 11 months ago

Thankfully

posted 11 months ago

imagine advocating for an event in Sweden when Albania exists

posted 11 months ago

no way everyone is so worked up for this

posted 11 months ago

not a good metric of skill

posted 11 months ago

Alecksdesk
Yistyy

posted 11 months ago

Dogshit list

posted 11 months ago

insert flabbergasted lego man gif

posted 11 months ago

NA: Has 2 na players

posted 11 months ago

i would call u washed up but u probably havent showered in months, truly unlucky

posted 11 months ago

0.0000001% Peter griffin

posted 11 months ago

has 2 titles unlike pooperrex

posted 11 months ago

cause u wont make it there

posted 11 months ago

pick up scream and its over for shitmericas

posted 11 months ago

Ill buy a rx 6650xt once i get paid

posted 11 months ago

I have a gt 710 but my integrated graphics are slightly better

posted 11 months ago

Don't really care about their chem, u can dislike this move if you're worried about that but everyone here acting like trexx is a random mutt and worse than nzr is insane

posted 11 months ago

Does val consistently hit 390fps with ur setup?

posted 11 months ago

He's decent, but trexx is insane

posted 11 months ago

I7 6700k
No gpu ☠️
16gb ram
144hz 1080pmonitor
Deathadder essential

posted 11 months ago

Where have u gone lil bro

posted 11 months ago

No way these ppl think that nzr is better than trexx 🤣🤣🤣🤣

posted 11 months ago

Trexx astronomically shitstomps him

posted 11 months ago

Stop waffling and come duo later big man

posted 11 months ago

This dumbass is forgetting that fnc came straight out of vacation and played that tourney 🤣 they literally 5stacked vs c9

posted 11 months ago

No way riot is trying to nerf my king boaster 😭😭😂😂😂🤡

posted 11 months ago

or cender

posted 11 months ago

me when my braincells got eradicated by an earthquake (my drunk father hit me in the head and now im retarded)

posted 11 months ago
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