Mozzarellas
Flag: Albania
Registered: October 8, 2023
Last post: December 11, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Posts: 1153
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Tomaszy clears him

posted about a year ago

1 FUT
2 FNC
3 either kcorp cause of tomaszy or koi

posted about a year ago

Nope

posted about a year ago

0 cope kru and nrg were some of the worst teams in champs along with liquid. Navi fut giants would decimate all of them

posted about a year ago

U are immortal and u didnt know how to call for util?

posted about a year ago

My entrying has improved tenzfold

posted about a year ago

Okobotro 🗿

posted about a year ago

I wish 😔

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

You're plat 🗿 deserved

posted about a year ago

Reported for harassment

posted about a year ago

He tweeted that he doesn't want to igl next season. I honestly like this

posted about a year ago

The manufacturer had to stop making them after reading this list

posted about a year ago

Please dont 🙏

posted about a year ago

Diamond 3 take 🗿

posted about a year ago

Clears cned sadly

posted about a year ago

Theres a difference between dropping 20 against a team while also outcalling them and going 0-2 to the same team

posted about a year ago

Boaster dropped 20 vs blg, fenis dropped 0-2

posted about a year ago

Oda would NEVER. One piece clears aot

posted about a year ago

Yappety yap yap

posted about a year ago

🤣🤣🤣

posted about a year ago

This might actually be free money

posted about a year ago

Flair*

posted about a year ago

MrGoatin

posted about a year ago

They're lucky cause their scouting ability is very good?

posted about a year ago

So liquid is better than fnc

posted about a year ago

Idk bro😭

posted about a year ago

Which player would you kick to keep both cned and qw1

posted about a year ago

Ye i was sad when they kicked him

posted about a year ago

Your team got grouped previous champs while being favorites what are you talking about 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

posted about a year ago

They'll never recover

posted about a year ago

Qutionerx would go hard ngl but cned is dtill good

posted about a year ago

Dawg just cause its an off season tournament doesnt mean the coach cant get mad at his players for making mistakes😭😭🤣🤣🤣

posted about a year ago

Troll comps and completely trolling are different things budday

posted about a year ago

🤣 😂 you think c9 would be getting even close to double digits against fut on an important game?

posted about a year ago

Trolling comps sadly, they wanted to give c9 a chance

posted about a year ago

Mrgoatin clears you BUDDAY

posted about a year ago

I was having fun at the mumbai airport when suddenly...

posted about a year ago

Common knowledge

posted about a year ago

Shitmerican brain, being the first team to win back2back doesnt matter

posted about a year ago

I can only wish

posted about a year ago

So na had better chances to squeeze more of their talents in their fewer teams and they still got only 1 team in playoffs?

posted about a year ago

They did my boy qw1 dirty😭

posted about a year ago

I wholeheartedly agree

posted about a year ago

100t is NOT promising😭🤣😭😭🤣🤣

posted about a year ago

I mean they had 2 teams in champs nrg, eg and only eg made it to playoffs

posted about a year ago

I wholeheartedly agree

posted about a year ago

Navi/fut for second place

posted about a year ago
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