help should seek him, its way too urgent

im not goudas unfortunately and i didnt 🗿

Vlr is exactly like tariks chat lol

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

Fut would 13 0 any chinese team

Ong, you can tell how mad westjett is at shazham when he mentions ratzam on his vids...

Alfajer would drop you little brother

0. Sheahhhh

26 0

How is no one mentioning mrfallin

😍😍😍😍😍 you're the goat

Despite the fact that Breeze was their map pick, KC lost it in significant fashion. An anti-eco conversion from FUT thanks to a flank from Eray "yetujey" Budak was the final nail in the coffin for Icebox.
typo

This guy is talking about bombing out of events with g2 flair lmaooo

You're my favorite sen fan
Also name checks out

Coughing baby vs turkish pantheon leader

You mean marteen?

Sit down

Map isnt over yet?

Me when na fans did the exact same to brazil and latam before they started carrying their ass 🤣

Are you sure about that?

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

Make a blacklist and put my name on it

Mrfallin >>>>>>>>> valyn

Im laughing at valyn not benjy

He didnt say it out loud, he wrote it

Are you the guy from vcc discord?

All current heretics players low diff him

Ah my bad g

You'd rather have kc?

And bleach tybw

Have you ever played rugby?

Tixx clears robux

The W is for the Waterslide

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

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doesnt matter fut walks over 100t

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ngl eazy e would eat both of these dogs alive

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oh NICE NICE 😡 GOOD JOB CALEEEPSOHOHOHHO 😆 I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 IM A FUCKIN ''''' I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 I SEE U ON THE MINIMAP 🗺️ YOU-YOU'RE NOT CALLING OUT 🗣️ THAT ITS WALLED 🧱 VERY UNLUCKY BLYAT 🍀 I WANT TO PLAY FAIF STEK AND BOOST 📈 SHUT UP ROSSI UR HORRIBLE 😡 🔥

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oh NICE NICE 😡 GOOD JOB CALEEEPSOHOHOHHO 😆 I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 IM A FUCKIN ''''' I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 I SEE U ON THE MINIMAP 🗺️ YOU-YOU'RE NOT CALLING OUT 🗣️ THAT ITS WALLED 🧱 VERY UNLUCKY BLYAT 🍀 I WANT TO PLAY FAIF STEK AND BOOST 📈 SHUT UP ROSSI UR HORRIBLE 😡 🔥

oh NICE NICE 😡 GOOD JOB CALEEEPSOHOHOHHO 😆 I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 IM A FUCKIN ''''' I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 I SEE U ON THE MINIMAP 🗺️ YOU-YOU'RE NOT CALLING OUT 🗣️ THAT ITS WALLED 🧱 VERY UNLUCKY BLYAT 🍀 I WANT TO PLAY FAIF STEK AND BOOST 📈 SHUT UP ROSSI UR HORRIBLE 😡 🔥