Stab ur eyes out then
| Flag: | Albania |
| Registered: | October 8, 2023 |
| Last post: | December 11, 2024 at 9:44 AM |
| Posts: | 1153 |
Being in nutab1e's wet dream is a trophy itself
Trashies and kekwtor need more time in the range ngl
Thats why you're poor
Step out of ur comfort zone
Based, mrGoudas ban didnt make it into this list
Kektor
Trashies
Starved
Dogshit1
Ethan
mrfallin 72 flex rating?????
loud is still a contender, more than sen or nrg at least
https://youtu.be/mse4r3BNcYU?si=uk3cL9VhzaLV3SFV
I saw this and i instantly came here lmao you were right this is indeed gold
They're both annoying as shit ofc They're gonna meme them
Eating cement > eating drywal
🤣🤣 at least give leo his respect bruv
Cauanzin instead of poopies
scream aspas suygetsu shao demon1 less alfajer leo derke sayf, i just named you 10 mechanically better playerrs than t0nz in 5 seconds
possibly the worst list i have ever seen in my life
replace vit with heretics
it was a tier 2 tournament you need to chill out
Nrg <<< Fnc
Lev > navi (unless navi goes back to copenhagen form)
Sen > vit fair
Loud > liquid also fair but liquid isnt even top5 emea
C9 <<<<<<<<<< fut
Millionaire mindset, this is why you havent become a bilionaire yet
The fact that americas fanboys unironically believe that they have 3 teams at FNC level is hilarious
Drx put their main roster and then kicked half of them 🤣 its obvious they were crumbling
It doesnt matter when none of the teams give a shit about the outcome lmao, those games have the same impact as SCRIMS, deal with it
I will not tolerate slander against the undisputed best team itw rn, the afreecatv champions and most importantly the scholars of VALORANT
Both are classified as A tier tournaments in liquipedia
fnc won redbul, you dont see me making posts about fnc winning champs and being undisputed best team itw rn
sadly he cant contain his excitement after finally seeing sen having some glory in the last 2 years (winning dogshit off season tourneys)
that was so cold of you ngl, you really owned me in the only language that you can speak good job
that would require me to read your post again, something which i would like to avoid
i wish i could lie to myself as good as you :rofl:
mb, your points are still dogshit tho
in no world was drx a top 3 team last year
i clear you subhuman mutt
Atakaptan shao mistic are more than fine
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
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