Mozzarellas
Flag: Albania
Registered: October 8, 2023
Last post: December 30, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Posts: 1154
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Only way to make this team worse

posted 10 months ago

Apac teams cant even win a trophy on an Apac tournament ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

posted 10 months ago

Mayor of yapville

posted 10 months ago

The planets weren't aligned correctly

posted 10 months ago

Pacific in shambles

posted 10 months ago

average prx flair jerking off to second place, im sure in 10 years (apac will still be trophyless) your second place in champions 2023 will be remembered!
SUYGETSU AIMS
THE RESET
ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS

posted 10 months ago

fpx would easily win a tourney where ZETA got THIRD PLACE

posted 10 months ago

flair + ratio + its over for you...

posted 10 months ago

better than fpx sadly

posted 10 months ago

boaster + alfajer/scream best brain + best aim

posted 10 months ago

glad to see prx fans jerking off to second place again

posted 10 months ago

get nats on vitality and he'd be 2nd place

posted 10 months ago

not a good decision, should've kept scream nivera shin and get logan and enzo

posted 10 months ago

chunkio would lose to an iq test

posted 10 months ago

could say the same thing to you

posted 10 months ago

Bro fell into depression after those horrible yay performances

posted 10 months ago

the thing is you can vote any team for all places at the same time
#2 Fut
#3 Fut
#4 Fut
#5 Fut
etc

posted 10 months ago

it works

posted 10 months ago

Okobotro ๐Ÿ—ฟ

posted 10 months ago

gave you an example, if you stopped thinking about crimes for a second you could have understood what i wrote

posted 10 months ago

i clear any shitzil player so it doesnt matter

posted 10 months ago

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posted 10 months ago

i consistently adhere to the truth

posted 10 months ago

name checks out

posted 10 months ago

we should save nats from liquid instead and send him to vit
---> nats sentinel
---> sayf duelist

posted 10 months ago

i've been refreshing for like 5 minutes now

posted 10 months ago

why does ESCHARTS say that vit vs m8s only has 120k viewers https://escharts.com/tournaments/valorant/vct-2024-emea-kickoff-valorant
when literally one stream alone has 140k https://www.twitch.tv/squeezie

posted 10 months ago

So you need people shittalking 24/7 to enjoy watching games? Are you one of those guys that wont watch videos if there's no subway surfers gameplay in the background? ๐Ÿคฃ

posted 10 months ago

U say that yet everyone was crying when fpx bmed xset lmao

posted 10 months ago

Lets say that navi is equivร lent to leviatan and bbl is equivalent to mibr, now if mibr took a map from lev you wouldn't be making this post would you? You'd just keep spewing crap about compettive region!!!

posted 10 months ago

asuna = mixwell

posted 10 months ago

he was having fun at the waterslide

posted 10 months ago

Nice flair, preds for tomorrow?

posted 10 months ago

name checks out

posted 10 months ago

Yay is salty for his seed to touch anything other than his hand

posted 10 months ago

Didnt ask + ratio + its over for you..

posted 10 months ago

not the brightest in the room, im talking about s0mple

posted 10 months ago

reported

posted 10 months ago

why was pimple stuck in immortal then?

posted 10 months ago

womp womp

posted 10 months ago

Crouch spam 2 low ceiling game

posted 10 months ago

Days old

posted 10 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 10 months ago

Loud clears shitinels

posted 10 months ago

So drx is above fnc cause they got a free pass to international tournaments every year by playing in apac?

posted 10 months ago

Emea runner and fitinho

posted 10 months ago
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