Mozzarellas
Flag: Albania
Registered: October 8, 2023
Last post: December 11, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Posts: 1153
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Haven't won anything yet 🤣

posted 9 months ago

maybe bet something that i can actually sell in the albanian black market so i can make an honest living, one of your lungs should do

posted 9 months ago

ggbet, the one shown by vlr below the scheduled games

posted 9 months ago

bet on kc heretics geng and fpx 5 eur for 144eur
do we get it or nah?

posted 9 months ago

zekken just went insane last game, heretics are the better overall team.

posted 9 months ago

kcwhiteknight when kcblueknight walks in

posted 9 months ago

Cope

posted 9 months ago

He clears him on mechanics any day bro

posted 9 months ago

Magnum clears johnqt

posted 9 months ago

Honestly any one of kc sen th geng and loud could win this

posted 9 months ago

3 days tech pause for new pc to arrive

posted 9 months ago

so can fnc navi vit m8s and fut

posted 9 months ago

doesnt mean that kc is 100% better lmao

posted 9 months ago

you're welcome

posted 9 months ago

then stop rambling fucking dog

posted 9 months ago

gm8s werent even good enough to get to play fnc lmao

posted 9 months ago

eu coach and igl clears

posted 9 months ago

for sure, yet when loud got into the finals everyone was calling them the first team that's gonna get a back2back yet when fnc won suddenly lock in was a mickey mouse

posted 9 months ago

fnc had a better year than optic

posted 9 months ago

i'll be the bigger person and add NRG into the shitmericas list

posted 9 months ago

said the guy watching the stream having full info on everything anytime

posted 9 months ago

he's hating bad valorant, not chinese teams

posted 9 months ago

ronnie james DIO clears

posted 9 months ago

He interrupted my fun on the waterslide

posted 9 months ago

This is so incredibly amusing ngl. You've mastered comedy, congrats

posted 9 months ago

Mrgoudas would fold you in a 1v1

posted 9 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 9 months ago

K

posted 9 months ago

you need time with a professional little brother

posted 9 months ago

Twerk on his opponents lifeless bodies

posted 9 months ago

should bounce back to content creation

posted 9 months ago

i know how to speak london little brother

posted 9 months ago

to everyone making fun of asuna_yuuki, have you ever cosidered for a moment that he might be retarded?
Spread love not hate

posted 9 months ago

nah he's valid, hope he stays hidden

posted 9 months ago

allat

posted 9 months ago

Shitmericas
Kektor trashies

posted 9 months ago

Zekken overrated

posted 9 months ago

wo0t to fut

posted 9 months ago

In the midst of the Olympic arena, I readied myself for the ultimate test, the javelin throw. Confidence surged through me as I prepared to launch my spear into the sky. But as i stepped onto the field a chill ran down my spine. There representing America stood Demon1, the fabled king of hell. With a sinking feeling, i watched as Demon1's throw sailed through the air, a perfect arc that spelled disaster for us all. As the crowd gasped in shock, my mind could only conjure one thought. "That was one of the throws of all time."

posted 9 months ago

In the midst of the Olympic arena, I readied myself for the ultimate test, the javelin throw. Confidence surged through me as I prepared to launch my spear into the sky. But as i stepped onto the field a chill ran down my spine. There representing America stood Demon1, the fabled king of hell. With a sinking feeling, i watched as Demon1's throw sailed through the air, a perfect arc that spelled disaster for us all. As the crowd gasped in shock, my mind could only conjure one thought. "That was one of the throws of all time."

posted 9 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 9 months ago

In the midst of the Olympic arena, I readied myself for the ultimate test, the javelin throw. Confidence surged through me as I prepared to launch my spear into the sky. But as i stepped onto the field a chill ran down my spine. There representing America stood Demon1, the fabled king of hell. With a sinking feeling, i watched as Demon1's throw sailed through the air, a perfect arc that spelled disaster for us all. As the crowd gasped in shock, my mind could only conjure one thought. "That was one of the throws of all time."

posted 9 months ago

never think again

posted 9 months ago

you are confused by many things it seems lmao

posted 9 months ago

They didnt?

posted 9 months ago

The players earned it amd thats what matters, when someone talks about navi they're talking about the team not the org yakubian ape

posted 9 months ago

stop copying mrGoudas lil bro

posted 9 months ago

lost us at nrg valorant content

posted 9 months ago

get scream instead

posted 9 months ago

nutabLe fnc has a huge playerbase

posted 9 months ago
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