Haven't won anything yet 🤣
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Registered: | October 8, 2023 |
Last post: | December 11, 2024 at 9:44 AM |
Posts: | 1153 |
maybe bet something that i can actually sell in the albanian black market so i can make an honest living, one of your lungs should do
bet on kc heretics geng and fpx 5 eur for 144eur
do we get it or nah?
zekken just went insane last game, heretics are the better overall team.
He clears him on mechanics any day bro
Honestly any one of kc sen th geng and loud could win this
doesnt mean that kc is 100% better lmao
then stop rambling fucking dog
gm8s werent even good enough to get to play fnc lmao
for sure, yet when loud got into the finals everyone was calling them the first team that's gonna get a back2back yet when fnc won suddenly lock in was a mickey mouse
fnc had a better year than optic
i'll be the bigger person and add NRG into the shitmericas list
said the guy watching the stream having full info on everything anytime
he's hating bad valorant, not chinese teams
This is so incredibly amusing ngl. You've mastered comedy, congrats
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
you need time with a professional little brother
to everyone making fun of asuna_yuuki, have you ever cosidered for a moment that he might be retarded?
Spread love not hate
Shitmericas
Kektor trashies
Zekken overrated
In the midst of the Olympic arena, I readied myself for the ultimate test, the javelin throw. Confidence surged through me as I prepared to launch my spear into the sky. But as i stepped onto the field a chill ran down my spine. There representing America stood Demon1, the fabled king of hell. With a sinking feeling, i watched as Demon1's throw sailed through the air, a perfect arc that spelled disaster for us all. As the crowd gasped in shock, my mind could only conjure one thought. "That was one of the throws of all time."
In the midst of the Olympic arena, I readied myself for the ultimate test, the javelin throw. Confidence surged through me as I prepared to launch my spear into the sky. But as i stepped onto the field a chill ran down my spine. There representing America stood Demon1, the fabled king of hell. With a sinking feeling, i watched as Demon1's throw sailed through the air, a perfect arc that spelled disaster for us all. As the crowd gasped in shock, my mind could only conjure one thought. "That was one of the throws of all time."
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
In the midst of the Olympic arena, I readied myself for the ultimate test, the javelin throw. Confidence surged through me as I prepared to launch my spear into the sky. But as i stepped onto the field a chill ran down my spine. There representing America stood Demon1, the fabled king of hell. With a sinking feeling, i watched as Demon1's throw sailed through the air, a perfect arc that spelled disaster for us all. As the crowd gasped in shock, my mind could only conjure one thought. "That was one of the throws of all time."
you are confused by many things it seems lmao
The players earned it amd thats what matters, when someone talks about navi they're talking about the team not the org yakubian ape
lost us at nrg valorant content