tanto(a short katana)
tonfas (batons but with handles sticking out the sides)
a pen
a spanking paddle(this one would sell kek)

Yeah sure, like I'd watch the soprano's over gems like one piece, blue lock or any movie by Ghibli/makoto shinkai

Get a life, the Vatican would be considered "immature" by your standards (luce is adorable)

Perhaps if u understood the situation better u would understand why we have no Players in T1 and why he haven't been able to develop talent

Damn that's sad, hope u guys get to reconnect soon

Just look at league for an example, teams would adopt meta bans or target bans against certain teams with specific broken comps,

For example, let's take 2024 fnatic vs G2 on haven but with a 2 agent pick ban

Fnatic - Sova (meta ban)
G2 - iso (target ban)
Fnatic - viper(target ban)
G2 - cypher ban( meta ban, but a target ban in this case)

Damn, i have a new found respect for aspas now, being hated cause your "too good to be true" is something that i thought would be a compliment but being distrusted and hated soo much would have had a toll on his mental, and the fact that he withstood it all and came out as a GOAT is one hell of a story

Not an app but
Manga4life or mangasee

Best ones

NRG 2024
GE 2025
SEN 2023
Liquid 2023
Liquid 2024
Bleed 2024

By far the fastest accumulation of downvotes I've ever seen

U've watch'ed enough komi san my friend, u need to chill with it

The average VLR.gg user is basically a wannabe analyst who thinks spamming "choke" in every thread is peak insight. They’ll worship their favorite players like gods until they lose a single match, then it's all “washed” or “bench this bot.” Objectivity? Please. They’ve got more bias than a reality TV contestant, overhyping every flashy play while ignoring anything that requires actual strategy.

As for their "analysis," it's about as deep as a kiddie pool. They’ll point at kill counts like they’re the only stat that matters, completely blind to team dynamics or, you know, the actual game being played. Utility? Strategy? Nah, let’s just spam KDA and call it a day. If a player isn't dropping 40 kills, the comments section will collectively roast them into oblivion.

The forums? Total echo chamber. Challenge the groupthink and you’ll be downvoted faster than a failed clutch. And when they aren’t busy circle-jerking over popular opinions, they’re straight-up disrespecting pros, hurling insults like they could do better from their Iron rank.

Tl;dr VLR.gg could be a place for real discussion, but let’s be honest—it’s mostly just a toxic fanboy cesspool where shallow takes reign supreme.

(Tbh I did make the ai be a little more toxic and snarky, but whatever)

Tf did i just read???

Kattumalli - illayaraja & anaya bhat
Not an English song but I hope u like it

It's not like GE have a choice, our players aren't getting results for them, we simply don't have the player quality to hang in with T1, it's a shame but it's something we have to accept as a region, the only thing we can do now is grow and develop Players who are capable of Playing In T1, but that isn't going to happen if our orgs and players don't change their ways

House md - medical drama
Peaky blinders (in case u haven't watched it)
The boys (superheros but they're the villans)
The good doctor (another medical drama)
Wednesday (horror)
Kingdom (zombie horror, especially consider this if u liked kingdom's setting)
The terror (True historical Horror?????)
The office (sitcom)
Castle (crime)
Law and order (crime)

The following are "animated" shows but they're not anime and yes that does matter

Blue eye samurai (another Kingdom-esque show)
CastleVanina

DanDaDan(is an anime but it's sooo goated I'm going to recommend it anyway)

Have a nice day

There are sooo many other better Players than flipz man, definitely has to be, to bad kush got snapped by RRQ

Keep shiro, get lmemore, get blazeking, kick Nc slasher we good

"The Indian players are bad" take is something I can agree with, but I'll be damned if indonesia is overrated, of anything PH are more overrated considering how many more of fillipinos player overseas even when the skill level btwn PH and Indo is somewhat similar, even tho imo indonesian teams are far better

As a GE fan, trust me I don't want a single Indian player on the team rn(as much as it pains me to admit), our talent pool is honestly dog and the only reason our team's have even been competitive is cause of imports

A mixed roster would have been nice, but no one's complaining with papichulo and Kr1stal

But weren't they trailing saya earlier, don't even know who patrickWatson is why tf did this happen

No shot, bro i thought qwerty was atleast diamond for some reason

Looks like riot didn't kick bleed just cause of salary reasons, on a side note weren't theses guys supposed to be loaded or something?

Great we got 2 shota's on the same team💀

2g can't even have their star player play for half the year, putting them at 2 is just brain broken behaviour

Well if u put it like that

Apparently kek (tbh it took me a long time to swap fnatic and sen, i realised how much i rooted for fnc only during champs 22 and swaped my 1st and 2nd fav afterwards)

The OG sentinels core with sinaatra back during the ignition series was my 1st

Ironically enough it their final vs fnatic that made the fnatic fan I am today tho

Feels the same mate

Never was a big fan of latam/Brazil, not that i had the chance to watch any pre franchising, but loud was pretty much the only brazilian team I knew back then (with the exception of keys stars and heat), and was i an active hater, from Reykjavik 22 to champs 22 to lock in to champs 23, i would always root against them just cause they were the teams i knew the least, the lock in crowd , taking 22 champs from fnatic (in my dumbass head atleast) and the other brazilian teams being dog definitely didn't help that hate lol

But now that this legendary core is disbanding, with less and saadhak leaving, aspas already gone and sacy retiring, ican't help but look back and feel just a little sad and nostalgic abt this core

And so i would like to Thank the loud core , for giving us the lock in finals, one of the best rivalries in valorant history in loud v optic/nrg, for being one of the best and most entertaining teams to watch through out 2022 and 2023, and form me personally for opening my mind to Brazilian/LATAM valorant, I hope these guys find success In whatever they do in their futures (also hope pancada can finally show how good of a player he really is)

• respectfully

from a loving brazilian hater

Turkey has more than enough talent to roll the rest of the world, I'll be damned if they start going international now

Funny how they're the only t2 roster to get picked apart after ascending, non of DRG, G2/TGRD, BLD or M8 got Their rosters poached, and same with this year's ascension winners, EMEA really short on talent aren't they

That or apeks didn't have in-built contract extensions in case of ascending..... In which case just why???

GE Blowing up a roster with t3xture and monyet on it
KC having Scream IGL was just...... U guys have watched the fking clips 🍉
TL in 2023 not even making champs despite the super team
Loud in lock in
The xerxia core letting go of sScary
PRX in every single tournament since Copenhagen

Probably not

Just want to see what an AI roasting would even be like cause a roast/shitpost from an AI would obviously be worse, ig i just wanted to see by how much (also pretty sure GPT just looked at my last thread to make this one kek)

And boy is this making me cringe to all hell😂😂

Personally think there are 2 categories, one is the regions that are just plain under utilized or are still developing, Examples of this would probably be japan, oce and most T2 latam and Brazil

And then there are regions where the sheer quantity and quality of talent is way higher than that of their rival regions, Turkey and Indonesia are the regions that really stick out to me, honestly it suprises me as to why there are more Indonesian but especially more Turkish Players in T1

Could u ask chatGPT to roast me?

Pretty sure they can't have Dos9, Sultan and Kr1stal on the same team right?

Or am I Tripping?

Basically turning the essay from something a normal civilized person would write into something written by the worst vlr users

Retard isn't even that bad of a word all things considered

Why PPL are up in arms abt this I have no idea, especially considering no one on tariks team is actually Retarded

Someone should make a chatGPT shit posting version of this

And how tf are u even doing this?

Les go viva rrq

Hello, have a nice day

Also how is chatgpt even have access to our vlr profiles??

22 - 6 1st kills in the favour of DSG btw

HOW TF DO U LOSE THAT??????, rnt did well playing tight in the late rounds but they didnt really do anything amazing.

But my god disguised fumbled it when it came to Their trading and positioning

Well expect the lurking iso ig?

is it just me or is the audio fked?, for some reason theres delayed sound being played in a loop

I Really want derke to stay, imo he's the dream duelist Player, someone who's willing to learn new agents , can be a full proper entry play style but isn't boxed in by it, can OP very well and has been keeping up this consistency for ages, it will be a massive blow for fnatic if he leaves, but well it's been 4 yrs and derke may want a change of pace so there's nothing they can do abt that ig

As for replacements
The obvious one is Kaajak, he's the Player who imo fits derke's profile the best while maybe bringing even more firepower,but that relies on apeks not qualifying (if they don't, well ......) or willing to let him go, which ain't happening

Izzy may be another option i haven't seen him play since Berlin tbh but his stats and profile seem similar to derke and it would be a great fit that way, if he ever gets off SMB that is

Or maybe they keep hiro and move alfa to duelist, that could work ig but his op is no where near as good as derke's, his razer is better in many ways tho

Wasn't able to get back to my peak this act (plat 2)

But i plan to play more on my main and spend more time try harding, I wanna hit D1 hopefully this act or atleast plat 3

Also Singapore is more silent than a Black hole

BRUH we are barley a country, tf did india do to u?

95% of indians can't even afford a pc setup that can push 144 hz and we don't have the bang culture of countries like Korea cause 1. Most of parts which are made overseas are atleast 10-20% more expensive in india, 2. Pc cafes in india have to operate on razor thin margins due to lack of spending power amomg a majority of the population and is not very profitable as a result

And to top it all of most Indians still think of eSports as a joke, stigma abt gamers are still very prevelant here, if u ever say "I want to be a gamer to your parents" your going to get no support whatsoever, your entire extended family will ridicule and mock u for doing a "no status job", ur family will literally try and keep ur existence as low profile as possible

And then u compare us to china, where they atleast have the infrastructure and existing eSports reputation to maintain the gaming scene, RENT FREE IN UR F**KING HEAD MY FRIEND

The amount of times teams have lost due to tilting and making dumb ahhh mistakes is pretty representative of how close in skill level these teams are

We saw this happen today with G2 and yesterday with fnatic, at this point ngl having a vibe merchant/ Psych coach on your team might be as important as having a good igl

U guys been sleeping on Lithuania

Boo
Miniboo
Cender
Nukkey
Destrian

Coach Nbs

This team is easily top 5 in EU

Indonesia needs more attention, 2nd best region in the world when in comes to unknown talent imo(turkey still clears but whatever).

We need more indo players in VCT

That was pre planned bro, do u have an issue with that?

He wasn't even in the video that much

Duelist - Izzy(my man needs to be freed)
Initiator - Reins
Flex - Woot
Controller - Mrfallin
Sentinel - Alfajer

Coach: gias