yeah unlucky for them

holy jinx

so basically give non dive duellists their own class?
I think it makes sense but I don't really think it's that big of a problem

I checked earlier and APEKS were up like 11-2, I just checked now and its 11-10 wtf happened.

o7

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

posted 17 minutes ago

nahhh lmfao

fr. I really hope someone gets picked up by a tier 1 team at the very least

the waffle house has burnt down

yup they gotta lock in for map 3

crazy clutch

the caption is crazy 💀💀

What needs to happen in this MOUZ vs JL game for them to go through?
or is it cooked

let him see this, that novel would be a best seller in comedy

bello bob

oh wow an actually mature response, cool

yeah its kinda caught on

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

crashies crashing out
gl to him

the best one I can think of is trembo single handedly convincing like 40% of the viewerbase that aspas is a baiter

inspiring

the lesson I take from this is watching 16 hours of valorant a day pays off. thanks sliggy I will now do that
(I still have no clue how he does it, thats like some next level commitment)

WH?ATT????

I think its unrestricted bc his contract is over

2024 (spoiler they cooked again this year):
https://youtu.be/Z7noshNjbmI?si=RH3iVlr_X5ngueW7
https://youtu.be/kVTn2CqqvD4?si=IDDfCSkrhp-53kLv

I waited like a year and a half for the recon phantom

too bad KOI already got demon1, they needed a duelist

i was getting too old for minecraft skywars

(igl): Scream

whos ready for round 2

Honestly in theory doesn't sound too bad. 1 more event a year lets the game reach out to more cities, ideally promoting the game to new audiences. The only tweak I would have is to make champs every other year, 4 years is too long for an esport imo. I think it would have the effect of making people even more excited to watch it, which would raise viewership way higher as it would be a more limited event. It also makes the distinction between a Masters and Champs trophy actually significant outside of prize pool, which is a big issue imo. Alternatively you could use the extra time to attend the EWC every other year, maybe have a mid season break for the rest of the teams during it.

good on them for keeping khalil and mw, cauanzin is a very good pick too. Round that roster out with whoever else LOUD drops or some cracked t2 talent and I think they're easily playoffs bound

ok you cooked fair enough

fr its just EU rn basically

thank you sir
I will see you at FNC vs AG in champs Beijing 2026

more where that came from https://x.com/willminder/status/1828827479211155884

not on this thread, I want more

man look at this https://x.com/ValorantEsports/status/1829594938750931078 😭😭😭

im disappointed no trembo comment

LMFAO

a combo of a lot of things

• contact heavy slow playstyle (like G2 in NA, what lots of people consider 'the most boring team in NA')
• less viewership (relative to potential viewership) since people don't really put val on the same pedestal with CS (they basically treat CS like a regular sport). More on the sport thing, a sport event is sort of accepting that there's a hooligan culture, and that's just not the kind of vibe val goes for
• that also means less potential talent goes to the tier 2 scene
• and whilst trying to keep it as apolitical as I can, eastern european countries (a massive market) are generally more conservative, which causes people to become kind of alienated from valorants marketing and branding

a fall from the top hurts way more than a fall from the middle
(not justifying it)

its all coming together

oh yeah true, they omitted that in the highlights for some reason

is your desk and mouse sensor clean? sometimes I get cat hair on my mousepad and that fucks up my mouse sensor sometimes

why Sayonara in place of Chronicle? Sayonara is very good but Chronicle is in another league

Official source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6KBa0W1GMQ

1. ZmjjKK 4k guardian against TH on abyss
2. CHICHOO (1v5ish) ACE against TH on lotus
3. Chronicle blind 3k against G2 on bind
4. mako 4v1 ACE against TH on icebox
5. mindfreak 2v1 4k against EDG on Sunset
6. t3xture 4v1 ACE against SEN on icebox
7. AAAAY 4k with a guardian against TH on abyss (actually an ace, it's not shown in the video)
8. Smoggy 4k with a sheriff against PRX on lotus
9. benjyfishy 3v1 against EDG on abyss
10. t3xture 2v1 against SEN on ascent

thoughts?

dens putted upper belt
putted upper belt

depends on if NAVI see it that way, I can see them not signing him cause he has any Russian affiliation at all ngl. Hopefully I'm wrong though since I want Derke to be able to go where he wants

I guess some things never change

I'm not that desperate yet, I just want Fylnn back 🙏😭