BRAZIL LAUGH THREAD

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arthasmenethil

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+1 KEKW BR = BYE REYKJAVIC BR = BYE REYKJAVIC BR = BYE REYKJAVIC BR = BYE REYKJAVIC BR = BYE REYKJAVIC BR = BYE REYKJAVIC BR = BYE REYKJAVIC BR = BYE REYKJAVIC BR = BYE REYKJAVIC BR = BYE REYKJAVIC BR = BYE REYKJAVIC

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Ryxof

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Gg ez

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valulrantefanboy

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I still believe VKS is decent team, just Sharks is bad. And I predicted it tbh

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whycare

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KEKW LMAO BRASILVERS

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im_from_hltv

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imagine lost to Koreans KKKKKKKKKKKKK

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xuas

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So funny, German. What's your favorite German player in this Masters?

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array

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My favourite german is named sevenone

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Bates

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Now THAT is a funny joke :D kekw

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whycare

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sheeeeeeeeeesh

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Ryxof

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Cause u have ur own slots german's doesnt if they have their own slots they can do something

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p1lot

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lmao, you can change the Brazilian qualifier to SA qualifier and the top teams are going to be 95% brazilians, not sure about Germany

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Ibis

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Watch al0rante, new heretics player 18yo. Will be announced soon

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Bahia is bigger than Germany lol

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Ibis

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I could come up with some arguments now but I don’t wanna be mean to Brazil

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Ibis

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But you REALLY need to visit geography classes

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Crazyfire

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Bahia [564.733 km²]
Germany [357.386 km²]

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Ibis

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WHO cares

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BRA71L

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OMEGALUL

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wind_vlr

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You guys realize that Brazil’s best team by far is Vikings so you haven’t even seen what brazil’s best is and plus V1 and Sentinels are both going to lose tomorrow LOL

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Philosopher_Stone

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Bruh not even Vikings beat sharks this badly at this point not even Vikings is good

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TinglyPiano

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I'm sure VKS will do fine against X10 (which most think is the worst team in Masters).

Just funny how BR fans getting so cocky and loud all the time, and when they lose a game you don't see them anywhere

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not5kin

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?????????
have you HEARD of patiphan?

would like to clarify that vikings is an amazing team but by no means is x10 worst

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TinglyPiano

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i have no idea how x10 will do since I never watched any of their game. I am just saying how most ppl predict x10 will lose 2 games and go home.

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Sk00d

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from what i've seen x10 seems fine. not title contenders but there is some upset potential.

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streamratings

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Patiphan is good but he's X10's only player

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You also realize that Vision Strikers is Korea's best team by far so you haven't even seen what Korea's best is right? Hold this L

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wind_vlr

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If Vision Strikers were Korea’s best Team they would have beat Nuturn please shut up you make completely no sense. You are purely a casual

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Yes clearly if VS wins 100 series in a row and finally loses 1 in a single elim bracket = bad. Meanwhile Gamelanders beat Shitkings 2-1 but of course there's a losers bracket to bail them out so they're the best team right? Anyways stay mad stay bad KR > BRA71L

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KR > BRA71L ALL DAYY !!!

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Daniveus

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Liquid, fnatic, V1 and sharks were not the expected teams from their specific regions to qualify for iceland but they were on a streak and managed to win. Nuturn didn't lose a single map to qualify for the event they were looking pretty hot recently as well and even if u look at their previous results against VS, last time they played VS only won 3-2 on really close maps and honestly I watched the game and felt like Nuturn was way scarier than VS

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1month ago nobody would say liquid would qual based on their performances but fnatic were having fast and good improvements, the thing is who would you say should ve qualed instead of those 2 teams? Fpx choked and gambit did well but they got knocked out

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Daniveus

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fnatic and liquid qualified so they should be the best teams atm but I bet if u asked anyone which teams would qual before challengers finals no one would have said fnatic or liquid, I think most people would expect FPX given their previous performances. Anyways, a lot of shuffling has been happening in EU with completely new rosters and new teams like Blaze and teams like gambit that are constantly improving. The competition will be much tougher next time, we may not even see both fnatic and liquid qual for champions.

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flag does not check out lol

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In before this ages like milk.

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BRONZIL

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fakeflaggot

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ez for nuturn

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whycare

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Aren't you the overconfident crap that said eu/na/br were the only regions?

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no

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whycare

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Lmao fakeflaggot is suddenly a korean. What a fucking loser

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GetsystheGr8

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Homophobic slur just cuz a BR team lost

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whycare

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His username is fakeflaggot and "flaggot" isn't even a slur???
NA education at its finest

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fakeflaggot

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how much

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whycare

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how much for what? Brazilian tears? Literally dogshit

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array

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Your name is awesome. I will +1 your every comment

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Daniveus

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dude calls everyone racist and all that type of shit just don't give him attention

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GetsystheGr8

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GG WP now BR fans can finally be quiet

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Ryxof

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Nuturn more better than crazy racoon guys
Sharks level = v1 level , its okay they can lose

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GetsystheGr8

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That's not how it works... teams have different playstyles so some teams do better against some teams and worse against others

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fakeflaggot

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hard for br

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hard for br easy for korea i love my country

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S4V463

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rip br lmao that first game was good tho

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rip lol

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turkey

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brazil and NA are in the exact same situation. they both have a team that is obviously the best and is a whole tier better than the rest of the teams in their region, and the next best is just not gonna perform well against the rest of the teams at iceland

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Tynner

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lmao tbh we deserve the laughs rn but we still have vikings so the hype isn't over yet

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mdz

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just sad really, sharks can't play any map other than heaven apparently (not an excuse)

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p1lot

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It was expected tbh, they just give brazilians hope winning the first map
Sharks is V1 from Brazil, nobody in Brazil think they're the top2 team, now they're going to lose against KRU

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mdz

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that's the worst part. i had no hope in them at all, then i was all hype after map 1 and they went papega

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JettOnetap

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Brazilian fans came to Korean val channel after game 1 and mocked them with racist comments lol it was cringe af

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mdz

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i mean, obviously an awful thing to do and fuck everyone who did it, but i surely wasn't one of them... not sure why you commented this in response to my comment. brazillians aren't like a mindless colective, most people didn't go to the korean channel talk shit and actually had respectful fairplay, but obviously those aren't as loud. and the same shit happened on the brazillian channel, koreans calling us monkeys and shit like that, but i'm not out here saying every korean is racist

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clutchzero

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We will be back stronger. No reason to be ashamed for both KRÜ and Sharks.

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Gomes255

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Airport is the next destination for all SA teams.

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Brazilian fans are cancer, they literally went to the Valorant_kr channel to talk xenophobic shit. Then they complain about people being racist towards them LMAO fucking idiots. (sry for the rant, just hate racist people)

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Ibis

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What did they say?

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Panic

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I saw Brazilians call nuturn "no eyes team" in shrouds chat and a lot xenophobic racist stereotypical chant.

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mdz

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not sure what's up with this site and seeing countries as a collective. you're saying someone can't be offended by racism towards them since someone else who lives 1000 miles away is racist? two wrongs don't make one right, especially when they're completely unrelated. i know there's a lot of asshole brazillians, trust me. fuck everyone who commented shit on the korean stream but that doesn't make it ok to be racist towards brazillians. there's no excuse to be racist. ever.

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Also, they plagued the chat with copy-pastas and my phone cuts off a good deal of the stream so I can't want without chat. Made me switch to a youtube stream.

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come to bronzil huehuehuehue

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Gurggu

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Bronze Ranked BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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Mehkek

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koenigfps

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Why laugh?

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⢸⣿⣿⣿⢿⣦⣄⣠⣄⠛⠟⠃⣀⣀⡀⠄⠄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⢀⣰⣦⣼⣿⣿⡿
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⠄⢰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣥⣾⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠈⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣧⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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